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Almost got into a fight this weekend......


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I actually almost got into a street fight this weekend at local MMA event. With MMA having the same influence on streetfights much like Karate did in the 80's....I felt at ease knowing I knew more UFC than this obvious TUF noob. However when he reached into his jacket pocket I grew a little concerned. Thinking it was a knife I quickly thought about pulling guard then laughed thinking to myself that this guy had no clue who he was messing with.

 

However I saw my life pass before me when I saw the tube of vasaline come out of his jacket pocket. This was not just your average MMA fan. This guy was legit and knew all the latest UFC tricks on not how to just win a fight....but how to take ones life. "Hey, this not blow this thing out of proportion" I pleaded but he had none of it. He took off his Affliction shirt and had one of his buddies rub him down. Lucky for me a cop came by and took him to jail on attepted murder charges.

 

I did feel somewhat punked because as they were escorting him away all the fans in attendance were chanting that I backed down.

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I actually almost got into a street fight this weekend at local MMA event. With MMA having the same influence on streetfights much like Karate did in the 80's....I felt at ease knowing I knew more UFC than this obvious TUF noob. However when he reached into his jacket pocket I grew a little concerned. Thinking it was a knife I quickly thought about pulling guard then laughed thinking to myself that this guy had no clue who he was messing with.

 

However I saw my life pass before me when I saw the tube of vasaline come out of his jacket pocket. This was not just your average MMA fan. This guy was legit and knew all the latest UFC tricks on not how to just win a fight....but how to take ones life. "Hey' date=' this not blow this thing out of proportion" I pleaded but he had none of it. He took off his Affliction shirt and had one of his buddies rub him down. Lucky for me a cop came by and took him to jail on attepted murder charges.

 

I did feel somewhat punked because as they were escorting him away all the fans in attendance were chanting that I backed down.[/quote']

 

Where is our GB forum, this was probably the quickest flip of a story I have ever read, and definitely the funniest.

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well i hope they take away his vaseline before he goes to jail. this guy deserves to be punished. wouldn't wanna make things easier for him.

 

anyways, really, your joke was just ok... not that funny. and gsp DID have an unfair advantage- not cool. i don't feel right making jokes about it, seems like he got off easy. bj's cool as hell. it still urks me that he's getting a bad rep.

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I hope they took him immediately to the sanctioned showers. The inmates wouldn't want him too slippery...

 

funny...

 

I know' date=' I've done my requisite research. I seem to remember a post of yours pleading for the ladies to refrain from hitting on you, so as you can see, I'm containing myself.[/quote']

 

hilarious!

 

...although I agree that noone gets the best of GB, this was a pretty good shot. I'm a big ashka fan in case nobody noticed.

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And here I was being deadly serious and you've gone and made GB hate me' date=' LOL.

 

Fall, I wish I actually had a reason to need a campaign manager, [b']I feel all this misplaced admiration should be going to better use.[/b]

 

Is everyone ready for this? ....I disagree with ashka :)

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