ruuddawg Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Id want to fight Chris Leben! hate that guy so f***in much!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevelationWT Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 hmmm ... good one, i'll be back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipmodollas Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Chris Lyttle I think the guys got guts it would be fun to get knocked around by him for a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainSuperman Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Kimbo Slice. I'd run at him and start off with a dropkick (I'm like 5'7 145 lbs. so it's practically my only option), and hopefully he gets knocked down so I can go in for a submission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevelationWT Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Chris Lyttle I think the guys got guts it would be fun to get knocked around by him for a bit. that's so wierd. I was typing that and decided to edit my post. Gona make a joke about the best experience for a debut would be getting your head knocked off. I thought it sounded weird and don't know why I said it so I left it. I applaud your balls! (that sounds weird too - delete) My pick - i'm 5'8/5'9 and not heavy 11st - 11.5st. I'm finding it difficult to get higher weight. My opponent - Ben Saunders with pillows attatched to his knees and elbows. It'd be like a larger and smaller rake fighting in the cage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FG4Prez Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 I wud wanna fight either *****ping , Anderson , Rashad , Or Carwin LoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruuddawg Posted August 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 that's so wierd. I was typing that and decided to edit my post. Gona make a joke about the best experience for a debut would be getting your head knocked off. I thought it sounded weird and don't know why I said it so I left it. I applaud your balls! (that sounds weird too - delete) WOW.....I came into this thread at the wrong time.... He wants to applaud your balls!!!.....ha ha ha ha ha class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipmodollas Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 I'd think If it were like the old days in the UFC no weight class type situation I'd want to fight Brock to Just so I could kick him in the balls over grown satsquatch that he is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armbarvictim Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Brock Lesnar. First thing I'd go for would be the door.....second would be a heel hook. Neither would work and I'd be killed. But what the hell, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshiec1203 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Id want to fight Chris Leben! hate that guy so f***in much!!! i'm a fan of his, so i'd like to see you fight him too lol. he'd probably just stand there n let you hit him in the chin multiple times without getting hurt, then knock you on ur ****... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruuddawg Posted August 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 i'm a fan of his' date=' so i'd like to see you fight him too lol. he'd probably just stand there n let you hit him in the chin multiple times without getting hurt, then knock you on ur ****...[/quote'] AWWWWW, sorry did i insult your ginger boyfriend? sorry, but the guys a joke. He'll never be better than average. He even took steriods he was that ****! Hes always shouting that he'll destroy his opponent, but he gets ripped every time he faces competition. Get over it pencil ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainSuperman Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 I can't speak for Chris's actions about the steroids issue, but you can't call him a bad fighter. He may not be great, but he is good. He can sure take a beating, which is why it sometimes seems like he just goes for broke. He has plenty of room for improvement, but how can you say he gets ripped? He's 18-5, with one of those coming against A. Silva. Someone who at the time, we didn't know much about. He's 10-4 in UFC/WEC, and has recently improved since his days of TUF, fighting more cautiously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshiec1203 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 AWWWWW' date=' sorry did i insult your ginger boyfriend? sorry, but the guys a joke. He'll never be better than average. He even took steriods he was that ****! Hes always shouting that he'll destroy his opponent, but he gets ripped every time he faces competition. Get over it pencil ****.[/quote'] oh, now i get it... got a little defensive cuz its a secret man crush you have going on. you "hate" him so much you'd just kinda like to roll around with him a little huh? and say what you want about how bad he is, i'd like to see you take half the punishment he can take and still get up and fight again. not to mention he's young and getting better. but i'm sure if you really could fight him you'd pull a bisping and work on your sprints to avoid his hands. if you don't like hearing abuot guys talk about how they are about to destroy their opponent, this probably isn't the sport for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedorp4pking Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 ied fight joe silva!!! seems like a pretty petite specimen.. (never mentioned it had to be a fighter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wandering_Minstrel Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 I'd fight Gandhi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwiftSpear Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 I'll take on Mike Goldberg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upyours Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 WOW.....I came into this thread at the wrong time.... He wants to applaud your balls!!!.....ha ha ha ha ha class! Rev is on freaky dude. He'd fight GSP cuz he likes his shorts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wandering_Minstrel Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Rev is on freaky dude. He'd fight GSP cuz he likes his shorts... I think most of the ladies on here would fight GSP... but not because they like his shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upyours Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 I'd take on overrated Bisbing so I can be atleast 1-0 before getting killed by real fighters. WTF!!!! he fights cans so can I. LOL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Rickson Gracie Reason: I'd love to test my skills against him. I know if I can keep it on the feet he'd go out. I may even be able to get back to my feet if it did hit the mat. Would be fun. or more realistically Bisping Reason: Just because Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevelationWT Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 WOW.....I came into this thread at the wrong time.... He wants to applaud your balls!!!.....ha ha ha ha ha class! At the RIGHT time fella ... the right time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevelationWT Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Rev is on freaky dude. He'd fight GSP cuz he likes his shorts... I'd use his tighty whities as grip before he takes me down. Oh, the ref is blinded by pure luck so I can continue this tactic unhindered by his judgemental eyes. upyours watches with binoculars, as is his kink ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upyours Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 I'd use his tighty whities as grip before he takes me down. Oh' date=' the ref is blinded by pure luck so I can continue this tactic unhindered by his judgemental eyes. upyours watches with binoculars, as is his kink ...[/quote'] I can see you against the fence sniffing your finger after you gripped his shorts. Then you'd applaud his balls...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1Voice2Many Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Kalib Starnes... I want to WIN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha_Omega Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Spencer Fisher... He's got good hands but I think I'd work him over with muay thai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upyours Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Kalib Starnes... I want to WIN!!! You'll still need good cardio to chase him around the octagon.. lol....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Spencer Fisher... He's got good hands but I think I'd work him over with muay thai. Thiago thought that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha_Omega Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 ^ granted. But Thiago didn't fight him the right way I don't think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripling_Warrior Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 i'm a fan of his' date=' so i'd like to see you fight him too lol. he'd probably just stand there n let you hit him in the chin multiple times without getting hurt, then knock you on ur ****...[/quote'] lol that sounds about accurate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripling_Warrior Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Kalib Starnes... I want to WIN!!! lol it would turn into a track meet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1Voice2Many Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 You'll still need good cardio to chase him around the octagon.. lol....... I want to see Starnes vs. Griffin.... in a foot-race! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armedwithamind Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 ide fight dan hardy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeaRz Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 I'd be in LHW. I'd take on either Coleman or Bonnar for a start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one_zero_five Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Bisbing... I sharted myself from pure joy & excitement when Hendo poped his head off.... Now I want to go for gold... I want to kick his @$$ myself, shart in glee (once more)..... then rub my pure Bear Butter all over his face!! aha ha aha ah ah yeah! then we can call him..... poobing... count that you @$$!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainSuperman Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 lol it would turn into a track meet Naw' date=' all this guy would have to do, is the masked punch of death, a la Nate Quarry. [img']http://i30.tinypic.com/sxjfc1.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshdfs Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 did someone actually say Rickson Gracie? You do know he has NEVER lost a fight right? Not BJJ, not MMA, none. but then that would be a good idea, if by a miracle you won, you beat the undefeated great, and if you lose, you were beaten by the undefeated fighter, so win win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshdfs Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Oh and I would fight Lodune Cincaid (I think that's how you spell it) or that pastey Canadian dude Leben KO'ed in his first UFC fight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cake_fighter Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 I would love to fight Rampage. Wish I could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danomaticc Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 I would want to fight Chuck liddel, get KO of the night and a title shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSPisLEGEND Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 LOL this thread is hilarious. ummm i would wanna fight bj.. LOL im only 16 and weigh 150 and about 5'6"... i would go straight for a takedown. i wanna c how i do against his bjj hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0311USMC Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 BJ Penn. It's a win/win fight. If I win, it's huge. If I don't then I lost to one of the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazybrazilian1 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 id fight Brock Lesnar.. id kick him in the balls then id run.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyT1222 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Tim Sylvia (I know he's not in the UFC anymore) Because I think I could take him. Did I mention I'm a lightweight? 5'9" 155, bring it on Maine'iac!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawnb-1 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Kos, i hate that guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indiglow Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 The OBVIOUS answer here for all straight men should have been Gina Carano. And let her triangle choke you. I'm ashamed at all you guys who did not pick this as your answer. -1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruuddawg Posted August 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 I can't speak for Chris's actions about the steroids issue' date=' but you can't call him a bad fighter. He may not be great, but he is good. He can sure take a beating, which is why it sometimes seems like he just goes for broke. He has plenty of room for improvement, but how can you say he gets ripped? He's 18-5, with one of those coming against A. Silva. Someone who at the time, we didn't know much about. He's 10-4 in UFC/WEC, and has recently improved since his days of TUF, fighting more cautiously.[/quote'] Is a choke artist...hes been fighting most of his fights in the ufc fight night cards, anytime he gets put into the main shows he gets beat. The only time he didnt get beat on the main card was against alessio sakara and lets face it, who hasnt beat him. So when he does something that impresses me then al eat my words but a dont think he'll ever do anything. Hes always running his mouth, Hes not done anything yet to prove how good he is like all the other guys that were at his level like guys who deserve the praise that have got to the big stage and won and got title shots and beat big names and top contenders! he is a joke. yes, hes got potential, but the whole time hes been in the ufc he hasnt stood up and done something special...name one big name that he could beat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruuddawg Posted August 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 oh' date=' now i get it... got a little defensive cuz its a secret man crush you have going on. you "hate" him so much you'd just kinda like to roll around with him a little huh? and say what you want about how bad he is, i'd like to see you take half the punishment he can take and still get up and fight again. not to mention he's young and getting better. but i'm sure if you really could fight him you'd pull a bisping and work on your sprints to avoid his hands. if you don't like hearing abuot guys talk about how they are about to destroy their opponent, this probably isn't the sport for you...[/quote'] Listen the guy is a punk, hes done nothing, he never will. He is the most over rated fighter in the ufc.THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevelationWT Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 I can see you against the fence sniffing your finger after you gripped his shorts. Then you'd applaud his balls...... ... who applaud upyours for his observation, leading to a chorus of ball clapping unlike any seen before in MSG. Distracted, GSP tries to stop his own rom flapping, only to recieve a strong elbow to the temple. As GSP falls with a French-Canadian "whuuuuu" I stand victorious - thank you 'upyours', couldn't have done this alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one_zero_five Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 LOL this thread is hilarious. ummm i would wanna fight bj.. LOL im only 16 and weigh 150 and about 5'6"... i would go straight for a takedown. i wanna c how i do against his bjj hahaha ha ha... BJ doesn't fight giants.... let him fight people his own size.... like willow... aha aha hah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BESERKER Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 .... I'd want that twit Rogan .... then the Robot (Goldie) .... & then the big D ....God, please let it happen & I will never frickin' cuss again ! .... I swear .... ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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