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Nurse coming eh? Gotta make sure you're "regular" I'm sure. Need some more bran flakes in your diet.

 

I don't want to go to jail for beating up an old man. :D

 

Here is the news. Internet bullying reached new heights today as a young musician was responsible for upsetting a lovable, handsome old man from the UK. In a statement, HappyHamer said " What? Youl'll have to speak up. Have you got any mints?"

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Here is the news. Internet bullying reached new heights today as a young musician was responsible for upsetting a lovable' date=' handsome old man from the UK. In a statement, HappyHamer said " What? Youl'll have to speak up. Have you got any mints?"[/quote']

 

Thats some funny [expletive deleted]. Us young musicians... we're rebels for sure! :D

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HAHAHA its all good man. We're just experianced. The women like the men that know what they're doing :P

 

I'm at the age where if a young laydee said to me "Treat me like a woman" I'd probably give her my ironing. (Apologies to all women who read this, I'm not really a mysogynist, it's just a joke. Now, back in the kitchen with you.)

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I'm at the age where if a young laydee said to me "Treat me like a woman" I'd probably give her my ironing. (Apologies to all women who read this' date=' I'm not really a mysogynist, it's just a joke. Now, back in the kitchen with you.)[/quote']Don't be sad HappyHamer, you may be a dried up old coot, but you have the spirit of a pre-pubescent lady fella.:)

 

I'm 21.

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Don't be sad HappyHamer' date=' you may be a dried up old coot, but you have the spirit of a pre-pubescent lady fella.:)

 

I'm 21.[/quote']

 

Thanks mate. I feel so much better now. I'm actually 37, but lately have been feeling like a new man. Funnily enough, my wife has been saying she feels like a new man for years.

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Lookz like i am a village elder @36 but hey i still get carded and i get hit on by younger ladies daily! So go figure lol bet 90 percent of you young bucks cant say that @ 36 also i have no grey hair in my head i am not bald my only grey hair is in my goaty charector some say lol

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I had a 21 shot challenge on my 21st. 21 shots of vodka/tequila alternating in a row. Was not allowed to step away from the bar.

 

I did the 24 stubbys challange on my 24th, finished the carton, 12hr drinking session, worst headache ever, was playing footy back then, i cant drink like that anymore!

 

I have the vaguest memories of my 21st i remember where it started, then i woke up in some chicks bed, pleased :)

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I did the 24 stubbys challange on my 24th' date=' finished the carton, 12 drinking session, worst headache ever, was playing footy back then, i cant drink like that anymore!

 

I have the vaguest memories of my 21st i remember where it started, then i woke up in some chicks bed, pleased :)[/quote']

 

Lol on my 21st i had a block party & got so smashed i fell alseep in my hallway:eek:

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Maybe so' date=' I can get up to 15 right now without feeling sick, so I might could do that.[/quote']

 

the pace is important and food, 15 is pretty good, 12 is a good night on the town, ive had this pigeon like homing device thing that i do when im just getting to drunk, i used to just wander the city till i found a cab and give one eyed slury directions to the driver.

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Lol on my 21st i had a block party & got so smashed i fell alseep in my hallway:eek:

 

i remember walking home from the local years back smashed, and i found this guy sleeping in someone's front yard, it was my bro lol he almost made it home lol about 3 houses down the road haha, he's so big it was hard to get him back to my place :)

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the pace is important and food' date=' 15 is pretty good, 12 is a good night on the town, ive had this pigeon like homing device thing that i do when im just getting to drunk, i used to just wander the city till i found a cab and give one eyed slury directions to the driver.[/quote']It depends on what beer I'm drinkin really, if I'm drinking something like Keystone light I can drink 12 without really feeling real drunk, same with Bud Light, Miller Light, and Coors.
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