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Spot the redneck's redneckedness in this picture.


HackBennys

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Okay' date=' so the point of this is to spot as many things that are WINtacular in the picture, then post one of your own. Let's get it going.

 

[img']http://www.newwest.net/images/thumbnails_feature/redneck-wedding.jpg[/img]

 

There are almost too many to mention here... The trailor in the background, the mullet, the pregnant bride, the cigarette in the pregnant bride's hand, the beer in the grooms hand, the sleeveless tux with the flannel underneath, the work jeans and workboots on the groom, flipflops on the bride, the rottweiler...

 

Honestly the only thing thats missing in this picture is the bride's father pointing a shotgun in the groom's back.

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There are almost too many to mention here... The trailor in the background' date=' the mullet, the pregnant bride, the beer in the grooms hand, the sleeveless tux with the flannel underneath, the work jeans and workboots on the groom, flipflops on the bride, the rottweiler...

 

Honestly the only thing thats missing inthispicture is the bride's father pointing a shotgun in the groom's back.[/quote']You missed: the bride holding the cig, and the groom's messed up grill. Now post your own.

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I love that you can get wedding gowns at the general store. For that impomtu wedding that you just cant find a dress for.....get it here

 

seriously, voice of experience here & kidding aside, everything on the sign + what I added & then some, .. is not uncommon within 2 hours of Memphis (today) ! ... I could tell you hillbilly stories that would boggle your mind ... :eek:

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Point em out' date=' point em out.

 

[img']http://home.grandecom.net/~cd4444/redneck%20date.jpg[/img]

 

Point em out' date=' point em out.

 

[img']http://home.grandecom.net/~cd4444/106656.JPG[/img]

 

I'm guessing the first pic you are referring to the fake redneck teeth and the necklace that most likely says "good ole boys".

The second one I am guessing the beat up chevy with the CB antenna and the ****s fishing off of it.

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I'm guessing the first pic you are referring to the fake redneck teeth and the necklace that most likely says "good ole boys".

The second one I am guessing the beat up chevy with the CB antenna and the ****s fishing off of it.

I'm not really sure what I was going for. I think the second pic is a mix of retardation and a little bit of smarts, when that water goes away their truck might not be f'd up cuz it's on the stairs.
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