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Tony Jaa Beat Chuck Norris' Ass Anyday

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I mentioned this in the UFC forum, but i decided i'd give it it's own thread. If you complain and get all antsy about me being an idiot and making pointless threads with no relevance, then stfu and deal. Just trying to have a little fun.

 

Tony Jaa + Muay Thai = **** beating

 

**** beating x Villian = Pain

 

100 pain = warrior king

 

Tony Jaa - Elephant = 100+ killcount

 

100+ killcount = Awesome movie

 

 

 

Tony Jaa can win a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. No questions asked.

Tony Jaa can take Chuck Norris to water AND make him drink.

Tony Jaa hates Spanish, make sure you speak Mexican when around him.

Every time an elephant dies Tony jaa dosen't cry; he kills.

Every time an elephant is born Tony Jaa gets a royalty.

In Tony Jaa movies they don't say, "lights, camera, action!" - The director stabs Tony with a big knife.

Tony Jaa is subconciously killing. Always.

 

 

 

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Tony Jaa preparing to systematically beat the hell out of everyone in a local McDonald's chain. Never tell the Jaa "no refunds." He will get angry. And he will kill you. And your family.

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What's Tony Jaa going to do with this.......?!!!

 

 

 

 

 

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Grab his ankle with his left hand, from a birds eye view spin in a clockwise motion and elbow him in the back of the head. Then from there he could do whatever the hell he wants.

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Tony Jaa can jump around all he wants, one roundhouse kick and its over.

 

Chuck Norris FTW over anyone, anywhere, anytime.

 

To speak ill of Chuck Norris is blasphemy and will not be tolerated.

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Tony Jaa can jump around all he wants' date=' one roundhouse kick and its over.

 

Chuck Norris FTW over anyone, anywhere, anytime.

 

To speak ill of Chuck Norris is blasphemy and will not be tolerated.[/quote']

 

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