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Coleman would bring a life support machine incase his heart gave out due to old age mid round.

 

And Tito Ortiz would bring a back up story for when he loses.

 

And Frank Mir a tape recorder with a pre-recorded message of himself saying 'You may have knocked me out, but you still suck' Incase he gets knocked out during his fight and cant say anythin due to unconsciousness.

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Alexander wouldnt bring the Russian mafia, just his brother.

Wandy would have an old rusty axe that usually hangs above his fireplace

Brock would bring a spare colostamy bag

Randy would bring rogaine ( no disrespect, please just laugh and dont hunt me down)

Anthony johnson would bring safety glasses

Chuck would bring nail polish

Rashad would bring pledge- cause even though you cant polish a turd, he'll still try and people will still call him great for trying

Mir will bring his flinstones vitamins

Machida will bring the judges from his last fight

A. Silva will bring michael jackson CDs

Rampage will bring the pieces of that blue door

Shogun would bring the entire chute-box academy

Tito would bring his wife so she could open her legs and unleash an army of crabs equiped with war drums and spears

Hrickson Gacie would just bring his record

Joe Rogan would bring a picture book of more lame tatoos he wants to get

Crocop would bring himself from 7 years ago

GSP would bring subtitles

BJ would bring a pig and some fresh pineapples

Jardine would bring a mask

Kimbo would bring somebody elses ground game

Matt Hughes would bring a bible

Koscheck will bring Clay Guida's chin

Clay Guida will bring a fan so he can keep his hair out of his face

Forrest will bring his loyal fans to cheer him on

Leben will bring a still

 

and last but not least

Dana would bring bags of money on a rope

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Alexander wouldnt bring the Russian mafia' date=' just his brother.

Wandy would have an old rusty axe that usually hangs above his fireplace

Brock would bring a spare colostamy bag

Randy would bring rogaine ( no disrespect, please just laugh and dont hunt me down)

Anthony johnson would bring safety glasses

Chuck would bring nail polish

Rashad would bring pledge- cause even though you cant polish a turd, he'll still try and people will still call him great for trying

Mir will bring his flinstones vitamins

Machida will bring the judges from his last fight

A. Silva will bring michael jackson CDs

Rampage will bring the pieces of that blue door

Shogun would bring the entire chute-box academy

Tito would bring his wife so she could open her legs and unleash an army of crabs equiped with war drums and spears

Hrickson Gacie would just bring his record

Joe Rogan would bring a picture book of more lame tatoos he wants to get

Crocop would bring himself from 7 years ago

GSP would bring subtitles

BJ would bring a pig and some fresh pineapples

Jardine would bring a mask

Kimbo would bring somebody elses ground game

Matt Hughes would bring a bible

Koscheck will bring Clay Guida's chin

Clay Guida will bring a fan so he can keep his hair out of his face

Forrest will bring his loyal fans to cheer him on

Leben will bring a still

 

and last but not least

Dana would bring bags of money on a rope[/quote']

 

The cro-cop one, the GSP one and exspecilly the Kimbo one are the funniest there's been so far. The rashad one was decent as well.

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i have more....

 

Bas Ruten would bring a Headblade

Baroni would bring a speech coach

Bisping would bring an extra mouth and Clay Guida's chin

Marcus Davis would bring the IRA

Rich Franklin would bring a slide rule

Minotauro would bring a shovel so he can dig himself back out of a premature burial

Sanchez will bring Al Michaels

Brian Stann will bring marines, but they will only use a right hook in combat

Belfort will bring a slow-motion camera so you can see his hands, and a bible, bigger than the one Hughes will bring

Bonnar will bring a shrink

Bader will show up wearing a Darth Vader costume

Diaz will arrive in a caprice classic with Ceasar Gracie at the wheel. and will have 50 extra hands so he can make sure to flip everybody off after he loses

Hendo will show up with Bispings ego on a chain around his neck

Lauzon will bring a staple gun to hold his ears back

Marquart will bring a fight card with him and silva for a title match and will spend the whole time chasing Dana around the battlefield to get him to approve it

Roy Nelson will bring the Burger King

Serra will bring NYC

Vera will bring a sharpie, a needle and a 3rd grader to finish his tatoos

Paulo Filho will bring a mirror, razor blade and a straw

 

ok thats enough for now, im spent......

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