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yes I know....what I meant was' date=' it's missing the "wow" factor, but then again, not every commandment I've read had it either.

So you're fine.[/quote']

 

There have been worse ones on this thread, I'll try and give it the "wow" factor with my next attempt, maybe with a Gif.

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XxJohnny-Thall shall not trust M1 global.= -1

 

Ares9139-Thou shalt not ever let Tito Ortiz commentate an event= +1

 

jonzero1-thou shalt not covet thy other organisations fighter (ie Fedor)= ?

 

Hendoforpresident-thou must love thy Frank Mir= -1

 

XxJohnny-Thall fighter must earn their title shot.= +1,000,000

 

Fast-Thou shall accept the challenge from Fedor and M1 or go down in history as a chicken= +2,000,000

 

Ares9139-Thou shalt not attempt to flying knee Fedor

 

fedor-arlovski-ko.jpg= +3,000,000

 

TapUout1-Thou shalt avoid "North South" position at alllllllll costs.

northsouthposition.jpg[/img]= +4,000,000

 

Thou shall not follow any bull**** spewed by Dana without concrete evidence.

 

Thou shall bow to the **** of Arianny Celeste

 

Thou shall watch and rate the Rear Naked Choke Show!!!!

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XxJohnny-Thall shall not trust M1 global.= -1

 

Ares9139-Thou shalt not ever let Tito Ortiz commentate an event= +1

 

jonzero1-thou shalt not covet thy other organisations fighter (ie Fedor)= ?

 

Hendoforpresident-thou must love thy Frank Mir= -1

 

XxJohnny-Thall fighter must earn their title shot.= +1' date='000,000[/size']

 

Fast-Thou shall accept the challenge from Fedor and M1 or go down in history as a chicken= +2,000,000

 

Ares9139-Thou shalt not attempt to flying knee Fedor

 

fedor-arlovski-ko.jpg= +3,000,000

 

TapUout1-Thou shalt avoid "North South" position at alllllllll costs.

northsouthposition.jpg[/img]= +4,000,000

 

Thou shall not follow any bull**** spewed by Dana without concrete evidence.

 

Thou shall bow to the **** of Arianny Celeste

 

Thou shall watch and rate the Rear Naked Choke Show!!!!

Mine didn't make the Caveman award show? I demand a another count of votes.

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Thou shalt e-punch everyone that badmouths Fedor.

 

Thou shalt accept BJ Penn as the LW God.

 

Thou shalt forget all about UFC 94's main event. It never happened' date=' and it should never be mentioned.

 

Thou shalt stop *****ing about Shogun vs Machida I.[/quote']

 

Hahahaha yes!!!

Thou shall remember GSP/Serra 1 as anything can really happen in MMA

 

Honour thy trainer and thy corner; circling to thy left is an abomination in their sight.

 

bisping-redcoat.jpg

 

I like this one in particular cos Hendo is also known for his left hook that KTFO of Wandy at Pride 33. Had Bisping moved to his left he wouldve been against the cage and Hendo wouldve gotten the takedown instead. SO Bisping chose the lesser of 2 evils and got the KO heard around the world instead.

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