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which fighter do you think is deadliest when they are drunk?


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Okay:

 

Tito Ortiz - Stupid drunk

Chuck Liddell - Mean drunk

Rampage Jackson - Funny drunk

Michael Bisping - Mouthy drunk

Chris Leben - Angry drunk

 

haha

 

So they're all at the bar together, and Michael Bisping starts talking crap to Chuck Liddell and they get into a drunken brawl; as they are fighting, missing half of their punches and tripping occasionally Rampage comes and tries to cheer up Chris Leben, but he throws his drink in Rampage's face--he's pissed.

 

Rampage ground and pounds Leben until his drunken body laid almost lifeless on the beer-stained floor. Chuck eventually knocks out Bisping "Hendo style" and picks a fight with Tito, but Tito made excuses to why he wouldn't do well fighting Chuck at this time. Chuck then gets fed up and returns to his seat.

 

Rampage begins to laugh at Tito's incompetant excuses and Tito gets pissed and takes Rampage down to the ground and LnP's him for about 5 minutes until Rampage finally stands back up with the assistance of a barstool next to him. One punch is all it took to make Tito sit his whiny butt back down and continue to mind his business.

 

Michael Bisping and Chris Leben wake up and hugged each other and wept on each other's shoulders... Shortly after that night Chris Leben only attended the Strikeforce bar and Michael Bisping continued to weep bitterly over his loss. But he thinks to himself maybe he can beat some sadsack to get back into the W column.

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Okay:

 

Tito Ortiz - Stupid drunk

Chuck Liddell - Mean drunk

Rampage Jackson - Funny drunk

Michael Bisping - Mouthy drunk

Chris Leben - Angry drunk

 

haha

 

So they're all at the bar together' date=' and Michael Bisping starts talking crap to Chuck Liddell and they get into a drunken brawl; as they are fighting, missing half of their punches and tripping occasionally Rampage comes and tries to cheer up Chris Leben, but he throws his drink in Rampage's face--he's pissed.

 

Rampage ground and pounds Leben until his drunken body laid almost lifeless on the beer-stained floor. Chuck eventually knocks out Bisping "Hendo style" and picks a fight with Tito, but Tito made excuses to why he wouldn't do well fighting Chuck at this time. Chuck then gets fed up and returns to his seat.

 

Rampage begins to laugh at Tito's incompetant excuses and Tito gets pissed and takes Rampage down to the ground and LnP's him for about 5 minutes until Rampage finally stands back up with the assistance of a barstool next to him. One punch is all it took to make Tito sit his whiny butt back down and continue to mind his business.

 

Michael Bisping and Chris Leben wake up and hugged each other and wept on each other's shoulders... Shortly after that night Chris Leben only attended the Strikeforce bar and Michael Bisping continued to weep bitterly over his loss. But he thinks to himself maybe he can beat some sadsack to get back into the W column.[/quote']

 

LOL

LMAO

I love you

 

My pick: Most dangerous UFC Fighter drunk - BJ PENN.

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