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there was the one where ross is moaning about the fact he has to choose between rachel and julie and chandler says something like,"oh im ross two women love me they are both hot my wallets too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!"

 

the other is the same vain rachel getting bored of hearing about julie says in sarcastic voice "julie's so smart julie's so special what does she put on a cape at night and go fight crime"

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there was the one where ross is moaning about the fact he has to choose between rachel and julie and chandler says something like' date='"oh im ross two women love me they are both hot my wallets too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!"

 

the other is the same vain rachel getting bored of hearing about julie says in sarcastic voice "julie's so smart julie's so special what does she put on a cape at night and go fight crime"[/quote']

 

This is a good one. Thats awesome. Chandler is funny

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Rachel - "Unisex"

 

Joey - "No, YOU need sex"

 

Rachel - "No, YOU- ENN-EYE-sex"

 

Joey - "Well, okay then"

(Not exact, but you get the gist)

 

Ross - "Hey Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?"

 

Joey - "I'd probably kill myself"

 

Ross - "What, why?"

 

Joey - "Well, if Little Joey's not working then I don't have a reason to live"

 

Ross - "No, OM-NIP-OTENT."

 

Joey - "Oh, Ross, I'm sorry, I had no idea."

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Joey: You know, Ross, it's funny, because you look familiar to me, too. Have you ever been married?

Ross: Well, yes, yes I have. In fact, um, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how I've been married and how I have a son.

Kristen: Yeah, little Eric.

Ross: That's right. Wait, no, Ben.

Joey: So you've just been married the one time then?

Ross: Well um...

Kristen: You've been married twice?

Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy I'm getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when the girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?

Kristen: You said the waiter ate my crab cake!

Joey: Yeah. So, uh, Ross, now why did that first marriage break up? Was it because the woman was straight or because she was a lesbian?

Kristen: Do you two know each other?

Joey and Ross: No.

Joey: No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.

Ross: Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?

Joey: Have you ever slept in the same bed with a monkey?

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^ HAHA. Epic one.

 

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That was a good episode

 

LOL That one was classic. Friend's is a good show. A lot of classic quotes, mostly from Joey.

 

Ross: Hey! A PHD is just as good as a medical degree

 

Rachael: Oh yeah, Ross. If I have a heart attack in a restaurant I want you there with your fossil brush

 

That one was funny.

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I thought this was going to be about actual friends not the show.

 

Here is one though:

 

Joey: In my spare time, I, uh, read to the blind. And I'm also a mento for kids.

Interviewer: A "mento"?

Joey: You know, a mento. A role model.

Interviewer: A men-to.

Joey: Right.

Interviewer: Like the candy?

Joey: As a matter of fact, I do.

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And another:

 

Phoebe: Ross, why are you all hot and sweaty?

Ross: I just Bamboozled Chandler!

[Monica looks confused.]

Ross: Which isn't a sexual thing.

 

And another:

 

Phoebe: Okay, I wasn't rich like you guys, okay? I didn't eat gold and have a flying pony. I had a hard life! My mother was killed by a drug dealer.

Monica: Your mother killed herself!

Phoebe: She was a drug dealer!

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