LegoPig Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Lets say you got arrested for something and the only way out of going to jail was to fight for your freedom against an MMA fighter, who do you think you would pick as an opponent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHUCK_N0RRIS Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 I would step in the octagon with Roy Nelson cause I know he can't catch me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AssassinNinja Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Jason Tan. Only ever saw him being beaten up in the UFC, plus Im bigger than him. Easiest win I could find, if I wanted to get out of jail... Although he probably has SOME skill (Might be fishing). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkReflection Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 If I didn't have to fight in my weightclass and I wanted to almost guarantee a win? I'd just go after the worst LW I could think of. A TUF reject perhaps? OH...Jason Dent! I would kick Dent's ****. *chuckle* If I KNEW I was going to lose but it would be a memory I'd have forever assuming the concussion isn't so bad...AND I could be one of the few men on earth to say the have done it? I'd fight Anderson Silva. I mean come on...it would be like having fought Ali. No one can take that away. If I HAD to fight in my weightclass? Lesnar...go big or go home. I'll probably lose to anyone else in the UFC HW division anyway...so I might as well go for the gold you know? *chuckle* Cheers -DR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asilvabest Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Bj penn he beat my **** but i could say i fought bj penn and then show off the war wounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegoPig Posted January 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 I am suprised of no Fedor replys yet. I would imagine there are loads of people here who would like to put their hands all over his body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHUCK_N0RRIS Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Lesnar...go big or go home. I'll probably lose anyway...so I might as well go for the gold you know? Hell you could just kick him in the balls until you get DQ then it's not like he actually beat you. Just make it look like an accident or cut your head a few days before, come into the fight, quickly get him in the clinch and rub your head on his chest to reopen your cut. that way you can't continue, but it's not really a loss either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkReflection Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Hell you could just kick him in the balls until you get DQ then it's not like he actually beat you. Just make it look like an accident or cut your head a few days before' date=' come into the fight, quickly get him in the clinch and rub your head on his chest to reopen your cut. that way you can't continue, but it's not really a loss either.[/quote'] You know...that's brilliant. The ball kicking strategy. I'm ready to sign a ****ing contract. *chuckle* And I'll NEVER agree to the rematch. I'll just walk around for the rest of my life...going...yep...someone had to teach the guy a lesson...now I don't want to hurt him or anyone else permanently...so...I retired.. Then I'll write a book and sell the movie rights...and go build a cabin in minnesota bigger than lesnars and pretend it was an accident. Cheers -DR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHUCK_N0RRIS Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 And I'll NEVER agree to the rematch. I'll just walk around for the rest of my life...going...yep...someone had to teach the guy a lesson...now I don't want to hurt him or anyone else permanently...so...I retired.. Yup. Don't forget to stuff your speedo so you can also show him up in w-iener (you can't say w-iener)size. Crush his man hood mentally and physically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkReflection Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Yup. Don't forget to stuff your speedo so you can also show him up in w-iener (you can't say w-iener)size. Crush his man hood mentally and physically. LOL! Fight...cabin..man junk...I could literally destroy this man..*chuckle* My only question is..why would I need to stuff the speedo? ..heh... Cheers -DR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHUCK_N0RRIS Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 My only question is..why would I need to stuff the speedo? ..heh... Because if you were that big you would be in P-orn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CavemanJesus Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Lets say you got arrested for something and the only way out of going to jail was to fight for your freedom against an MMA fighter' date=' who do you think you would pick as an opponent?[/quote'] Fedor Reasons why, If it were a death Sentence at least I wanna go out facing the God himself, LOL. I would fight Tito since I know it would be easy, but then again Tito wont step up in weight to fight a guy like me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHUCK_N0RRIS Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 After some thought I change my vote to... Gina Carano. I would dry h-ump the s-hit out of her for 15 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkReflection Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 After some thought I change my vote to... Gina Carano. I would dry h-ump the s-hit out of her for 15 minutes You know? This has serious merit... Cheers -DR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CavemanJesus Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 After some thought I change my vote to... Gina Carano. I would dry h-ump the s-hit out of her for 15 minutes **** I do that to Cyborg!!!! I know Im sick!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkReflection Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 **** I do that to Cyborg!!!! I know Im sick!!!! Yeah...too much resemblance to Randy Couture for me personally.... cheers -DR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CavemanJesus Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Yeah...too much resemblance to Randy Couture for me personally.... cheers -DR The fact that a woman can kick my ****, or possibly KMTFO turns me on in a way. Like I would so take a leg kick from Gina Carano, or triangled by Julie Kedzie, or mounted by Marloes or Julie Berezkova. I wouldnt mind getting a rear naked choke on them...........Naked that is!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHUCK_N0RRIS Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 The fact that a woman can kick my ****' date=' or possibly KMTFO turns me on in a way. Like I would so take a leg kick from Gina Carano, or triangled by Julie Kedzie, or mounted by Marloes or Julie Berezkova. I wouldnt mind getting a rear naked choke on them...........Naked that is!!![/quote'] I would let Gina mount me as I hip thrust her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armbarvictim Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 If it were grappling I would definitely go with Gina. In a fight I would pick Clay Guida. I weigh 170 and would make 155. I'd probably get mauled, but he flails, I might be able to catch a sub. Doubt it though!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CavemanJesus Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 I would like to wrestle Meisha Tate, or spar with Kerry Vera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azsam Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 royce gracie and try keep it standing lol my boxing isnt too bad! only thing i practise though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azsam Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 WHAT was i thinking! GINA CARANO! id faint from the sight of her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ares9139 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Well after last night, Wes Sims is a strong candidate if I had to fight someone. I'd probably pick one of the people who epically failed on TUF (Wayne Weems, Jason Thacker, Danny Abbadis etc.). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegoPig Posted January 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Personally I think I could take Bob Sapp or Andrie Arlofski. Sapp has absolutely no conditioning and would tire out after about 10 wild swings then put his head down and spin around in circles while I pummel him. And just have to look at Arlofski's jaw and he will fall over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ares9139 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Personally I think I could take Bob Sapp or Andrie Arlofski. Sapp has absolutely no conditioning and would tire out after about 10 wild swings then put his head down and spin around in circles while I pummel him. And just have to look at Arlofski's jaw and he will fall over. Arlovski is no joke. Just because he has a questionable chin doesn't mean that he still can't absolutely destroy you with his striking, because he probably could, with ease. He was outstriking Fedor before he charged in with a ridiculous flying knee, that guy has speed, precision and power, he is most definitely not a can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc1 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Shatner....I'd fight William Shatner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingree093 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 I'd say someone like Rob Emerson, cause lets face it the guys a complete tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
321Crazy Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 If I could choose anyone, it would be Jardine. If I had to choose from my weight class, it would be A. Silva. If I could get a second fight, it would be with whoever chose to fight my girl Gina Carano... ...you bastards! I think that I could take Jardine, as well as a few smaller UFC fighters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHUCK_N0RRIS Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 If I could get a second fight' date=' it would be with whoever chose to fight my girl Gina Carano... ...you bastards![/quote'] I don't want to fight her, I just want to dry h-ump her for about 14min 30sec then nut in my pants and let it drip all over her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kable Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Josh Koscheck...i would wear googles and **** his **** up with some serious take down blocking eyepokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buccos13 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Stephan Bonnar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbo_Jones Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Sean Salmon for sure. He's the worst fighter I have seen in the octagon. Or maybe Kalib Starnes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunatic_kalm Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Anderson Silva... might as well go ahead and win the belt in my first fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbo_Jones Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Anderson Silva... might as well go ahead and win the belt in my first fight. Will you let me youtube it? I wanna be the guy that records the first death in MMA... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slack_415 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 gina carano Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunatic_kalm Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Will you let me youtube it? I wanna be the guy that records the first death in MMA... LOL Dont be silly... Id never kill AS... he seems to be a very nice guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunatic_kalm Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Will you let me youtube it? I wanna be the guy that records the first death in MMA... Hey... wait a minute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshdfs Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 gina carano and How! I would be begging for the leg triange choke, and the mount position! If I am gonna go out, I am gonna go out smiling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BType13x2 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Forrest Griffin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KungFuMaster Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 I would fight Brock. He would pounce me into mash potato and my guts would be spilling. After the fight is called, Brock would run around the octagon and flip me and my corner off. All the meanwhile, the medics are attending to 150 lbs of me. As they stretched me out and carry me away, I managed to gasped some last words, "He's a great fighter huh?" With looks of confusion, the medics roll their eyes and say, "Sure kid, he's a great fighter alright." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSanta Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Id move up weight to fight Lesnar or Mir...or move down a class and fight Anderson Silva. I might get my **** kicked but who cares...go big or go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbo_Jones Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 I would fight Brock. He would pounce me into mash potato and my guts would be spilling. After the fight is called' date=' Brock would run around the octagon and flip me and my corner off. All the meanwhile, the medics are attending to 150 lbs of me. As they stretched me out and carry me away, I managed to gasped some last words, "He's a great fighter huh?" With looks of confusion, the medics roll their eyes and say, "Sure kid, he's a great fighter alright."[/quote'] Or better yet, he tries to make a statement and runs at you with his hands at his waste like he did with Herring but instead of running out of the way, you side step and give him a right hook counter from your ankles that simultaneously shatters your fist and forearm, aswell as Brocks nose and upper mandible. Creating a rift in the space time continuem and creates a black hole that stays open just long enough to suck Lesnar into infinte nothing. Leaving the crowd in a state of confusion that later results in ridiculous nut hugging on the UFC.com forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunatic_kalm Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Or better yet' date=' he tries to make a statement and runs at you with his hands at his waste like he did with Herring but instead of running out of the way, you side step and give him a right hook counter from your ankles that simultaneously shatters your fist and forearm, aswell as Brocks nose and upper mandible. Creating a rift in the space time continuem and creates a black hole that stays open just long enough to suck Lesnar into infinte nothing. Leaving the crowd in a state of confusion that later results in ridiculous nut hugging on the UFC.com forums.[/quote'] "He was the greatest ever, man!!! -hic-" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatMyElbow Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Danny Abaddi from TUF3.... Or Kimbo Slice. Ground n Pound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyjoes923 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Houston Alexander. He'll just run around me for three rounds "forcing me to be an MMA fighter". Or i'd fight Kenneth Allen: http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Kenneth-Allen-13050 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slack_415 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Stephan Bonnar. nasty jiujitsu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCCagerattler Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 That guy with no legs would be good. I would punt that mother all over the cage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipmodollas Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Yup. Don't forget to stuff your speedo so you can also show him up in w-iener (you can't say w-iener)size. Crush his man hood mentally and physically. Like Shooney Carter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipmodollas Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Kyra Gracie in a grappling match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seXXXpac Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 I am suprised of no Fedor replys yet. I would imagine there are loads of people here who would like to put their hands all over his body. Fedor doesn't fight in the UFC, thus, no Octagon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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