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KungFuMaster

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It has come to my attention there are too many AK fans and I am compelled to expose AK for who he really is.

 

AK is delusional. Let me tell you about him. When he first signed up to be a ufc member, he tried to make a grand entrance by creating a thread , in which he put much thought and research into, only to receive overwhelming negative feedbacks. Not sure how to come back from this, he plays along as to be sarcastic when he really meant every word of it. The old timers like Caveman and Exodus eagerly jumped on him and severely hindered his ego. Cunningly, he comes out and says, “I was just being sarcastic,” knowing the Caveman and Exodus are respected members with profound MMA knowledge and expertise. Realizing that he has outdone himself, how could he ever talk about MMA without being ridicule? With more and more threads being shred apart by senior members, AK realizes he has to do something drastic to save his face. And so, he continues on this charade of supposedly sarcastic threads, hoping to disguise the minimal MMA knowledge he really has.

 

As time goes by, the theme of his thread catches on and finally is given some credit by established senior members. From time to time, AK would try to create serious threads only to receive laughter from his fellow seniors again and again. The only ones who took AK seriously are the new members who ganged up on him and shred his serious threads to pieces. Once again, AK is baffled and turns around and claims he owned everyone who argued with him as he was only and supposedly trolling.

 

With no where else to turn and seemingly cannot enter a debate without someone calling him delusional or a troll, he accepts his fate and becomes The Troll of the ufc forum.

 

There you have it folks. Consider me the Forum Intel Agent as I have already exposed Fast’s true identity. At the moment, I am working on a sensitive case and would appreciate all member’s cooperation.

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raffy_handsome

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It has come to my attention there are too many AK fans and I am compelled to expose AK for who he really is.

 

AK is delusional. Let me tell you about him. When he first signed up to be a ufc member' date=' he tried to make a grand entrance by creating a thread , in which he put much thought and research into, only to receive overwhelming negative feedbacks. Not sure how to come back from this, he plays along as to be sarcastic when he really meant every word of it. The old timers like Caveman and Exodus eagerly jumped on him and severely hindered his ego. Cunningly, he comes out and says, ?I was just being sarcastic,? knowing that the Caveman and Exodus are respected members with profound MMA knowledge and expertise. Realizing that he has outdone himself, how could he ever talk about MMA without being ridicule? With more and more threads being torn apart by senior members, AK realizes he has to do something drastic to save his face. And so, he continues on this charade of supposedly sarcastic threads, hoping to disguise the minimal MMA knowledge that he really has.

 

As time goes by, the theme of his thread catches on and finally is given some credit by established senior members. From time to time, AK would try to create serious threads only to received laughters from his fellow seniors again and again. The only ones who took AK seriously are the new members who ganged up on him and shred his serious threads to pieces. Once again, AK is baffled and turns around and claims he owned everyone who argued with him as he was only and supposedly trolling.

 

With no where else to turn and seemingly cannot enter a debate without someone calling him delusional or a troll, he accepts his fate and becomes The Troll of the ufc forum.

 

There you have it folks. Consider me the Forum Intel Agent as I have already exposed Fast?s true identity. At the moment, I am working on a sensitive case and would appreciate all member?s cooperation.[/quote']

 

 

I'm confused a little bit. Are you the one who exposed Fast identity, that he is Sean, coz I ask Fast if he's Sean but he said he's Sean's Daddy.

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ArcaneKnight

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Trying to come on the UFC forums telling me I don't know MMA.. PFFT. Have you seen my bookshelf full of fake books that spins you into a vault full of signed UFC/Pride DVD's and MMA memorabilia? Try to break in and you'll get met by a trap door that drops your **** into a bed of spikes. You ever play Mortal Kombat? You ever get Fatality'd? Break and enter and all bets are off. Laws won't apply to my hands that are registered as deadly weapons at that point. You'll get fatality'd. No questions asked.

 

I can write multiple MMA novels with the amount of knowledge I have.. I can open up a museum with all of the MMA memorabilia I've obtained. Your MMA collection can be found in your favorites list on your web browser.. You're going to verify my knowledge? No, you mean you'll have google verify it for you? How dare you question a legend's MMA knowledge.

 

Somebody better come in here and handle my lightweight before it's too late. I'm beginning to get the itch to uppercut someone into a bed of spikes.

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Trying to come on the UFC forums telling me I don't know MMA.. PFFT. Have you seen my bookshelf full of fake books that spins you into a vault full of signed UFC/Pride DVD's and MMA memorabilia? Try to break in and you'll get met by a trap door that drops your **** into a bed of spikes. You ever play Mortal Kombat? You ever get Fatality'd? Break and enter and all bets are off. Laws won't apply to my hands that are registered as deadly weapons at that point. You'll get fatality'd. No questions asked.

 

I can write multiple MMA novels with the amount of knowledge I have.. I can open up a museum with all of the MMA memorabilia I've obtained. Your MMA collection can be found in your favorites list on your web browser.. You're going to verify my knowledge? No' date=' you mean you'll have google verify it for you? How dare you question a legend's MMA knowledge.

 

Somebody better come in here and handle my lightweight before it's too late. I'm beginning to get the itch to uppercut someone into a bed of spikes.[/quote']

Haha, calm down my friend.

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joshdfs

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Am I the only one catching the "Twilight Zone" vibe from all this?

 

I mean just who the hell is who anymore?

 

But one thing I have noticed, even in the most obsurd threads, the actual facts are always sound, but the spin and subjective interpretation of these facts is whwat makes you scratch your head in utter disbelief some times. But this can be said about any member of this forum. Even those who generally agree on things will have completely different subjective opinions about facts presented.

 

For every "fact" there are a dozen interpretations when it comes to opinions. So to call out someone for having failing MMA "knowledge" when their facts are straight but their presented opinion is completely insane, is a little bit harsh.

 

 

But then what the hell do I know anyway?

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it has come to my attention there are too many ak fans and i am compelled to expose ak for who he really is.

 

Ak is delusional. Let me tell you about him. When he first signed up to be a ufc member' date=' he tried to make a grand entrance by creating a thread , in which he put much thought and research into, only to receive overwhelming negative feedbacks. Not sure how to come back from this, he plays along as to be sarcastic when he really meant every word of it. The old timers like caveman and exodus eagerly jumped on him and severely hindered his ego. Cunningly, he comes out and says, ?i was just being sarcastic,? knowing that the caveman and exodus are respected members with profound mma knowledge and expertise. Realizing that he has outdone himself, how could he ever talk about mma without being ridicule? With more and more threads being torn apart by senior members, ak realizes he has to do something drastic to save his face. And so, he continues on this charade of supposedly sarcastic threads, hoping to disguise the minimal mma knowledge that he really has.

 

As time goes by, the theme of his thread catches on and finally is given some credit by established senior members. From time to time, ak would try to create serious threads only to received laughters from his fellow seniors again and again. The only ones who took ak seriously are the new members who ganged up on him and shred his serious threads to pieces. Once again, ak is baffled and turns around and claims he owned everyone who argued with him as he was only and supposedly trolling.

 

With no where else to turn and seemingly cannot enter a debate without someone calling him delusional or a troll, he accepts his fate and becomes the troll of the ufc forum.

 

There you have it folks. Consider me the forum intel agent as i have already exposed fast?s true identity. At the moment, i am working on a sensitive case and would appreciate all member?s cooperation.[/quote']

 

war ak!

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Your Right!!!! This looks like a job for SCO!!!!....Oh wait...no it isn't...hmmm maybe we should just all praise AK like usual...cause people don't like change very much...I have seen much AK [insert term G_row doesn't like here] along my travels...he is a very impressive troll...has his own bridge and everything.

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Fast

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The next time I put up a thread' date=' I'll have to time it better. The Sean Hannity was a failure and so is this one....and not because it's a bad thread. I think I have to post it when there's more traffic.[/quote']

 

That or you can bump it tomorrow

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