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This is the case of a young boy who comes from a small town with very little to do but found his calling when he watched his first MMA fight. The event was ufc 100 in which Brock annihilated Frank Mir due to hammer fists. The young lad finally found a fighter who possesses all the qualities of a role model in Brock and will only be a matter of time until he actually meets him.

 

Destined to meet Brock Lesnar, the young lad decides to take up MMA. He trained and he trained?Day in and day out, he would push himself to the brink of exhaustion and nearly collapse on a few occasions.

 

Weeks went by and although the lad was no where near ready to step into the ring, the thought of meeting Brock was a golden opportunity he couldn?t pass up. He had heard Brock was coming to his town to see young fighters and to learn more about MMA as Brock himself is pretty new to the sport. The lad made all the right preparations, making sure his WWE Brock T-shirt was nicely ironed for him to wear on the day of his fight. He made last minute calls to the local fight promoter and luckily there was a fighter who had injured himself and so the lad became the replacement. The promoter did ask the young lad, ?Now son, are you sure you want to do this? Your opponent has 10 fights under his belt and probably outweighs you by nearly 100 lbs.?

 

?I am sure, I?m not worried about him weighing more than me,? the lad responded. As he finished finalizing his fight with the promoter, he couldn?t help but think this was no coincidence and that all this happened for a reason. It was his destiny to meet Brock.

 

On the day of the fight, wearing his Brock T-shirt, making his way to the ring, the lad feverishly looks around to see where Brock might be. Already stepping into the ring and still he hasn?t spotted Brock yet. He was beginning to worry, wondering what could have happened to his idol and to think he took this fight on such a short notice against a seasoned fighter who outweighs him by a hundred pounds, only to realize Brock was not in attendance. The anxiety over took the young lad and as the announcer finished introducing the fighters and the bell rang, the lad completely forgets all that he has learned in the weeks of his vigorous MMA training.

 

Seconds into the fight, the lad catches a stiff jab which brought him back to reality. A left hook catches him on the temple and nearly brought the lad to his knees. Wobbling back and forth in desperation, the lad vehemently throws out in all direction. A straight right lands right on the button and buckles the lad. He is hurt bad and doesn?t know where he is. He tries to focus but to no avail.

 

Then, all of a sudden, his awareness miraculously comes back and to the right of the ring, at the corner of his eyes, he sees Brock. With overwhelming joy the lad smiles knowing he did not put himself through all this in vain. Just as he was lifted for that moment in time, the right hook catches him right on the temple and it was lights out.

 

?Sco?.Sco, are you OK?? the ref asked.

 

The lad was quickly rushed to the emergency room where doctors finally revived him to the state of a coma. Three days later Sco comes out of the coma, but remained in the hospital for observation wherein the doctors finally diagnosed him with Brocknesia, in which all that he has learned is forgotten and the only memories he has left are of Brock Lesnar.

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Three days later Sco comes out of the coma' date=' but remained in the hospital for observation wherein the doctors finally diagnosed him with Brocknesia, in which all that he has learned is forgotten and the only memories he has left are of Brock Lesnar.[/quote']

 

... & regretfully so !

 

... nicely composed, you got some writing talent there kfm ;)

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You should be banned for this, insulting other members.

Isn't this the guy who was crying about AK the other day? Now I see why...jealousy because he does it better.

I see you rocking up to K-1 in a Frank Mir UFC T-shirt and saying zomgs Frank would knock you all out did yeh see what he didz to Chuck Kongo!??

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Basically this same guy who made this insulting post was crying about AK making ridiculous threads, kind of hypocritical huh? Atleast AK is actually funny most of the time and doesn't make a mockery out of other members.

This guy reminds me of a more disrespectful version of Brock except for SCO did not provoke him.

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Basically this same guy who made this insulting post was crying about AK making ridiculous threads' date=' kind of hypocritical huh? Atleast AK is actually funny most of the time and doesn't make a mockery out of other members.

This guy reminds me of a more disrespectful version of Brock except for SCO did not provoke him.[/quote']

 

Dear Santa, for christmas please bring Junzie a sense of humour. He desperately needs one!

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... & regretfully so !

 

... nicely composed' date=' you got some writing talent there kfm ;)[/quote']

 

Thank you, Beserker. That means a lot.

 

nice story. i bet SCO would love for it to be true.

 

I can see him living this fantasy.

 

^^^^^^^This. I knew it was comming and still chokedon my jello.

 

I tried to remain as discrete as I could before revealing the young lad's name.

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You should be banned for this' date=' insulting other members.

Isn't this the guy who was crying about AK the other day? Now I see why...jealousy because he does it better.

I see you rocking up to K-1 in a Frank Mir UFC T-shirt and saying zomgs Frank would knock you all out did yeh see what he didz to Chuck Kongo!??[/quote']

 

Basically this same guy who made this insulting post was crying about AK making ridiculous threads' date=' kind of hypocritical huh? Atleast AK is actually funny most of the time and doesn't make a mockery out of other members.

This guy reminds me of a more disrespectful version of Brock except for SCO did not provoke him.[/quote']

 

 

I am sorry you did not enjoy this fictional story and the one about AK. I don't hate either one, in fact, they both spark up the forum.

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So this explains alot of unanswered questions about SCO and his identity/motivations for his incurable Brockamania.

 

Another reason to pity the lad besides the already evident lack of any connection with reality.

 

Anyone remember the wrassler from back in the day named Rick Steiner, who was actually a super talented amatuer wrestler from Michigan with multiple All Americans and I believe a team National Championship? He was the one who wore the amatuer headgear in the "ring" when he wrassled and his gimmick was he was the goofy guy that barely knew where he was but kept the headgear on perpetually and when the bell rang he turned into a fighting machine. His brother also became a wrassler and if I am correct has been a big star, but I quit paying attention to that shortly after puberty and I had my own first real fight.

 

Anyway that is the mental picture I get of SCO, especially now that his biographic plight has been exposed. That is the constant wrestler's headgear and the goofily bouncing around with very little grasp on reality, NOT the turning into a fighting machine with the bell. Just lots of headgear wearing, Play-Do modeling, and crayon eating. But he does at least appear to have some brains as he is a better writer than many, many others.

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So this explains alot of unanswered questions about SCO and his identity/motivations for his incurable Brockamania.

 

Another reason to pity the lad besides the already evident lack of any connection with reality.

 

Anyone remember the wrassler from back in the day named Rick Steiner' date=' who was actually a super talented amatuer wrestler from Michigan with multiple All Americans and I believe a team National Championship? He was the one who wore the amatuer headgear in the "ring" when he wrassled and his gimmick was he was the goofy guy that barely knew where he was but kept the headgear on perpetually and when the bell rang he turned into a fighting machine. His brother also became a wrassler and if I am correct has been a big star, but I quit paying attention to that shortly after puberty and I had my own first real fight.

 

Anyway that is the mental picture I get of SCO, especially now that his biographic plight has been exposed. That is the constant wrestler's headgear and the goofily bouncing around with very little grasp on reality, NOT the turning into a fighting machine with the bell. Just lots of headgear wearing, Play-Do modeling, and crayon eating. But he does at least appear to have some brains as he is a better writer than many, many others.[/quote']

Somedays there's really nothing worthwhile on here and so I decided to do what I did. I'm thinking about exposing everyone now, what do you think?

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I was trying to be discrete as I could so as to not reveal Sco until the last minute.

 

Sco is an easy judged character.

 

"This is the case of a young boy who comes from a small town with very little to do but found his calling when he watched his first MMA fight. The event was ufc 100 in which Brock annihilated Frank Mir due to hammer fists."

 

gave him away instantly.

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Somedays there's really nothing worthwhile on here and so I decided to do what I did. I'm thinking about exposing everyone now' date=' what do you think?[/quote']

 

I for one would take not a bit of offense, as long as it is written well! Plus I would be curious to see how close to the money you could be!

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