Mercsho Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 "He's getting molested." Rogan on Kongo beating up Buentello in the 2nd round. I almost died laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasahh Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 lol i thought the same thing. don't forget goldy's "buentello is deffinately the better baxer" tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercsho Posted March 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 lol i thought the same thing. don't forget goldy's "buentello is deffinately the better baxer" tonight. lmao! good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartkiller Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 i lol'd in real life at both comments haha xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 "He's getting molested." Rogan on Kongo beating up Buentello in the 2nd round. I almost died laughing The UFC needs a new announcer, that is very disrespectful to a fighter. Joe needs to step into the cage and get molested one good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMA_Spawn Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Joe's worst quote was the "rape choke", where Wanderlei was grabbing Keith Jardine's throat with one hand and pounding him with the other. I still can't believe he said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristufa Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Haha oh man. I did an instant facepalm when I heard that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punisher101 Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Haha, yeah, I posted this is the other thread. I actually lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vasile Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 JOE IS STONED LOL what do you want from the guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crzpyschgy Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 I think one of the best quotes was when he said "He ate a leg kick and took a leg kick". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FroZeN Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 lmfao joe is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_KID_17 Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Joe's worst quote was the "rape choke"' date=' where Wanderlei was grabbing Keith Jardine's throat with one hand and pounding him with the other. I still can't believe he said that.[/quote'] That's the name of the choke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAV Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 I thought the exact same thing when he said that. Everybody inn the room broke up in laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russian_Concussion Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 why new announcer? maybe get rid of goldberg but Joe is doing a good job, knows what he is talking about and says some funny **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotorCityNova Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 That was ****ing bad ****!.... Props to joe for crackin a few lines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zrod13 Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 The UFC needs a new announcer' date=' that is very disrespectful to a fighter. Joe needs to step into the cage and get molested one good time.[/quote'] Joe is the man. You should be executed for such blaspehmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emmerin Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 lol i heard that too and i burst out laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deatz Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 His quotes were better than all the fights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstHero Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Guys, Joe is high all the time. What more do you expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying_Spaggetti Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 The UFC needs a new announcer' date=' that is very disrespectful to a fighter. Joe needs to step into the cage and get molested one good time.[/quote'] Mnah. He's a CO LOR COM MEN TA TOR. But seriously, per the definition of th word "molest": Main Entry: mo?lest Pronunciation: \mə-ˈlest\ Function: transitive verb Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French molester, from Latin molestare, from molestus burdensome, annoying; akin to Latin moles mass Date: 14th century 1 : to annoy, disturb, or persecute especially with hostile intent or injurious effect 2 : to make annoying sexual advances to; especially : to force physical and usually sexual contact on ? mo?les?ta?tion \ˌmō-ˌles-ˈtā-shən, ˌm?-, -ləs-\ noun ? mo?lest?er \mə-ˈles-tər\ noun So according to Merriam Webster, Joe was correct in his use of the word "Molest" as Kongo was certainly landing some shots with hostile intent and injurious effect. Buentello definitely seemed annoyed and disturbed. get yer mind outta the gutter! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Jack_Attack Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Don't get rid of either. I love the chemistry they have. AND IT IS ALLLLLL OVERRRR!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russian_Concussion Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 mikes kind of annoying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCGOD1 Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Don't get rid of either. I love the chemistry they have. AND IT IS ALLLLLL OVERRRR!!! yeah i'll be disappointed if they get rid of any of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 I don't know why so many people whine about Joe and Mike. You can always turn the volume off if you want to just watch the fights. I find them pretty funny myself annoying or not some classic moments would be missed without them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffy_handsome Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 I don't know why so many people whine about Joe and Mike. You can always turn the volume off if you want to just watch the fights. I find them pretty funny myself annoying or not some classic moments would be missed without them. +1. Joe & Goldberg are also pillars of UFC succees. I mean who could not love that Oooooouuuuurrrrrrrr Tale of the Tape before he gives the moment to Bruce Buffer. BTW, you kids must stop whining about Joe & Mike, your idol Bas Rutten will never come to UFC so deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlLane Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 I think one of the best quotes was when he said "He ate a leg kick and took a leg kick". i liked his "you know that has to hurt after all Alessio Sakara is Italian" after an earlier fight in Sakara's career where he couldn't continue after a nut shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 One of the funniest ones for me was when Mike said "look Joe he took a leg kick to the head." Rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FroZeN Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Hah, I like the one when he said "His precision is just......really precise." Talking about Anderson Silva hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Jack_Attack Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Hah' date=' I like the one when he said "His precision is just......really precise." Talking about Anderson Silva hahaha.[/quote'] Hahaha and he took a book out of chucks chapter.. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Hahaha and he took a book out of chucks chapter.. haha Hahahaha!!! Yeah that was a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FroZeN Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 HAHAHA I just lol'ed so hard...Mike Goldberg and Joe Rogan are legends. Also, BRUCE MOTHA****IN BUFFER is a BEAST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerkwadd562 Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Yeah i almost chocked on my bong toke lol........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMccheez Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 That statement was probably the funniest thing I have heard in a week or so. Me and my bud laughed for a solid 5 minutes. I'd be disappointed if either of them was canned. I love them to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morad Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 I LMAO at the molest comment. Felt bad for Paul, didnt expect him to tap tho, damn. Joe is hilarious and I like Goldberg. I can live without the goofy **** Buffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sithlord1406052410 Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Joe Rogan is excellent. He's way better than that 4eyed announcer from Strikeforce. You know, the guy who looks like he plays guitar for Weezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaki_man Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 I like Joe but when it comes to one liners "The Voice" Michael Schiavello is king. "He could beat the sun in a staring contest." - Schiavello commenting on Badr Hari. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TapUout1 Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Got a few laughs at the bar i was at, kinda a wtf kind a laugh lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarWAND1406052009 Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Mike: michael jordan-ess are the grappling skills of travis lutter Joe: no they arent Mike: not that good? Joe:no not even close haahaha classic and also Mike:The dean of mean, kind of a funny nickname, i mean it only works because of his last name. if his last name was johnson or something that name wouldnt work out. Joe: thanks for pointing that out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legionarivs6 Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 The UFC needs a new announcer' date=' that is very disrespectful to a fighter. Joe needs to step into the cage and get molested one good time.[/quote'] i agree that was somewhat out of line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lux_glassjaw Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 goldie saying "every punch thrown after the first one is a counter punch" made me slap my forehead.... i could actually feel joe rogans pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lux_glassjaw Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 I like Joe but when it comes to one liners "The Voice" Michael Schiavello is king. "He could beat the sun in a staring contest." - Schiavello commenting on Badr Hari. Schiavello is kind of annoying imo...people used to bag on rogan for his excitablity, during the last XFC event, i thought Schiavello was gonna lose his mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirko4life Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Nothing beats the ice scandal. That should never be forgotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR_Ryder Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 "He's getting molested." Rogan on Kongo beating up Buentello in the 2nd round. I almost died laughing He should be disgraced and reprimanded for his comment(s). I lost a lot of respect for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lux_glassjaw Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Nothing beats the ice scandal. That should never be forgotten. cheers to that! "it's like the goddamn three stooges!" classic.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstHero Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 When Rogan made that comment, I was like "Did he really just say that? lol" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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