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Loudest Fart you've ever made.


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When I was hiking in Glacier National park I had worked up a fart over the period of several hours, and near hidden lake pass (Valley area) I let loose, damn it was loud. It had its own little echo and stirred up some pika(a mouse like creature) in the brush.

 

 

WHAT WAS YOUR LOUDEST FART?

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this other time I was just sitting on the couch watching TV' date=' the fart smashed through the couch so loud, my dog even got up and left the room. (my dog even jolted in fright when it went off)[/quote']

 

I am so awesome I HAVE a fart button bro

 

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It was in the shower one morning after a night of solid drinking. Just like singing, a ripping fart sounds better in the shower. But when farts and steam mix in the shower, it creates a gas chamber. Normally I don't mind by own brand but damn that was loud and rancid.

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It was in the shower one morning after a night of solid drinking. Just like singing' date=' a ripping fart sounds better in the shower. But when farts and steam mix in the shower, it creates a gas chamber. Normally I don't mind by own brand but damn that was loud and rancid.[/quote']

 

 

lol this had me laughing

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It wasn't mine, but I remember in a public restroom a fat guy stormed into the the stall next to mine, slammed the toilet seat down, ripped his pants off and landed his **** on the toilet(I thought it'd break) then he let loose and water shot out of the toilet bowl and onto the floor (which poured into my stall) It was the loudest series of chunk releasing farts i've ever heard and it smelled like a dead skunk, I almost vomited.

 

Seriously his farts vibrated the walls, I thought he was either dieing or having ******* in that stall cuz he was moaning real loud.

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It wasn't mine' date=' but I remember in a public restroom a fat guy stormed into the the stall next to mine, slammed the toilet seat down, ripped his pants off and landed his **** on the toilet(I thought it'd break) then he let loose and water shot out of the toilet bowl and onto the floor (which poured into my stall) It was the loudest series of chunk releasing farts i've ever heard and it smelled like a dead skunk, I almost vomited.

 

Seriously his farts vibrated the walls, I thought he was either dieing or having ******* in that stall cuz he was moaning real loud.[/quote']

Holy ****! O_o

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it wasn't mine' date=' but i remember in a public restroom a fat guy stormed into the the stall next to mine, slammed the toilet seat down, ripped his pants off and landed his **** on the toilet(i thought it'd break) then he let loose and water shot out of the toilet bowl and onto the floor (which poured into my stall) it was the loudest series of chunk releasing farts i've ever heard and it smelled like a dead skunk, i almost vomited.

 

Seriously his farts vibrated the walls, i thought he was either dieing or having ******* in that stall cuz he was moaning real loud.[/quote']

 

ahahahahahahahah! I'm dying here hahaha!

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About 10 years ago me and the wife were living in an apartment building on the 10th floor. We are heading up in the elevator and I cut loose. Reverberated very nicely and my god did it stink.

 

I'm laughing my **** off and we get to the 10th floor and the doors open, and who should be there but the building manager and his wife are dressed up going out for dinner. After a quick HI, I stumble off down the hall crying I'm laughing so hard thinking about them having to ride that gas chamber back down to the first floor.

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