ForcexrecoN Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 When I was hiking in Glacier National park I had worked up a fart over the period of several hours, and near hidden lake pass (Valley area) I let loose, damn it was loud. It had its own little echo and stirred up some pika(a mouse like creature) in the brush. WHAT WAS YOUR LOUDEST FART? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForcexrecoN Posted March 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 this other time I was just sitting on the couch watching TV, the fart smashed through the couch so loud, my dog even got up and left the room. (my dog even jolted in fright when it went off) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fast Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 this other time I was just sitting on the couch watching TV' date=' the fart smashed through the couch so loud, my dog even got up and left the room. (my dog even jolted in fright when it went off)[/quote'] I am so awesome I HAVE a fart button bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForcexrecoN Posted March 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 I am so awesome I HAVE a fart button bro i assume your farts are all meager and weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 i assume your farts are all meager and weak. I am so awesome I have this as a mouse and mouse pad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FroZeN Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 stirred up some pika(a mouse like creature) in the brush. pikaCHU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForcexrecoN Posted March 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 This is a pika for all you city dwellers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_MC Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 lololol your dog left the room...thats hilarious!! I don't remember mine exactly but it was definitely in bed on a sat or sun morning while I was laying on my stomach. I think it woke up my neighbor above me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForcexrecoN Posted March 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 lololol your dog left the room...thats hilarious!! I don't remember mine exactly but it was definitely in bed on a sat or sun morning while i was laying on my stomach. I think it woke up my neighbor above me!!! lmao damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sick00 Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 It was in the shower one morning after a night of solid drinking. Just like singing, a ripping fart sounds better in the shower. But when farts and steam mix in the shower, it creates a gas chamber. Normally I don't mind by own brand but damn that was loud and rancid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForcexrecoN Posted March 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 It was in the shower one morning after a night of solid drinking. Just like singing' date=' a ripping fart sounds better in the shower. But when farts and steam mix in the shower, it creates a gas chamber. Normally I don't mind by own brand but damn that was loud and rancid.[/quote'] lol this had me laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForcexrecoN Posted March 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 It wasn't mine, but I remember in a public restroom a fat guy stormed into the the stall next to mine, slammed the toilet seat down, ripped his pants off and landed his **** on the toilet(I thought it'd break) then he let loose and water shot out of the toilet bowl and onto the floor (which poured into my stall) It was the loudest series of chunk releasing farts i've ever heard and it smelled like a dead skunk, I almost vomited. Seriously his farts vibrated the walls, I thought he was either dieing or having ******* in that stall cuz he was moaning real loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady_Psy Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 It wasn't mine' date=' but I remember in a public restroom a fat guy stormed into the the stall next to mine, slammed the toilet seat down, ripped his pants off and landed his **** on the toilet(I thought it'd break) then he let loose and water shot out of the toilet bowl and onto the floor (which poured into my stall) It was the loudest series of chunk releasing farts i've ever heard and it smelled like a dead skunk, I almost vomited. Seriously his farts vibrated the walls, I thought he was either dieing or having ******* in that stall cuz he was moaning real loud.[/quote'] Holy ****! O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FroZeN Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 it wasn't mine' date=' but i remember in a public restroom a fat guy stormed into the the stall next to mine, slammed the toilet seat down, ripped his pants off and landed his **** on the toilet(i thought it'd break) then he let loose and water shot out of the toilet bowl and onto the floor (which poured into my stall) it was the loudest series of chunk releasing farts i've ever heard and it smelled like a dead skunk, i almost vomited. Seriously his farts vibrated the walls, i thought he was either dieing or having ******* in that stall cuz he was moaning real loud.[/quote'] ahahahahahahahah! I'm dying here hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uaquin Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 About 10 years ago me and the wife were living in an apartment building on the 10th floor. We are heading up in the elevator and I cut loose. Reverberated very nicely and my god did it stink. I'm laughing my **** off and we get to the 10th floor and the doors open, and who should be there but the building manager and his wife are dressed up going out for dinner. After a quick HI, I stumble off down the hall crying I'm laughing so hard thinking about them having to ride that gas chamber back down to the first floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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