WVU0507 Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 Its simple just continue with the story where the other person left off....Be creative you would be amazed how funny this sh*t can get. A woman was sitting at a bar with a gentleman around 30 years of age when she got the sudden urge to jump up and put her fist........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctagonFan Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 against his fist and say, "boom goes the Firecracker". He thought this was amusing and ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU0507 Posted March 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 decided he would like to get to know this woman better. So he ask the bartender to please pour two shots of their finest........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctagonFan Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 absinthe to get the party started. After a few rounds they decided to go to the.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVU0507 Posted March 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 Carnival. The gentleman was suprised when the lady explained to him that one of her biggest turn-on's was....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 Carnival. The gentleman was suprised when the lady explained to him that one of her biggest turn-on's was....... Getting her underarms tickled. So he began to tickle her underarms..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xJoeyKucklesx Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 Getting her underarms tickled. So he began to tickle her underarms..... but she was extremely hairy so he decided to buy a razor and take her to a cheap motel and then he started to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future_Champ Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 Play checkers all night long , but before they knew it , it was the morning and he had to go to work but she asked what his job was and he said.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 Play checkers all night long ' date=' but before they knew it , it was the morning and he had to go to work but she asked what his job was and he said....[/quote'] I am an Odor Tester and i am an expert at identifing odors.. the lady responded with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xJoeyKucklesx Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 Play checkers all night long ' date=' but before they knew it , it was the morning and he had to go to work but she asked what his job was and he said....[/quote']I'm the ufc president, so she ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 I'm the ufc president' date=' so she ...[/quote'] I thought you told me you were an odor tester? He then pulls out a picture with his UFC buddy Lesnar, but his head was up Lesnar's butt, she gasped then said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xJoeyKucklesx Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 I thought you told me you were an odor tester? He then pulls out a picture with his UFC buddy Lesnar' date=' but his head was up Lesnar's butt, she gasped then said...[/quote']oh my god that's my husband brocky he always said he was going to hunt in the woods but i see that he was having a dirty adventure with you mr bald so she decided to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 oh my god that's my husband brocky he always said he was going to hunt in the woods but i see that he was having a dirty adventure with you mr bald so she decided to... Grab her rifle and go turkey hunting, while in the woods she encountered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xJoeyKucklesx Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 Grab her rifle and go turkey hunting' date=' while in the woods she encountered...[/quote']a friendly chubby russian with his russian mafia brother, they were having a pic nic with gsp's head coach and they were planning to instigate a revolution and start a new comunist regime in russia and they were gooing to change moscow's name to Fedorgrado so when she heard that she thought that the russians would kill her if they realized that she was there so she decided to offer them a good ol' ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 a friendly chubby russian with his russian mafia brother' date=' they were having a pic nic with gsp's head coach and they were planning to instigate a revolution and start a new comunist regime in russia and they were gooing to change moscow's name to Fedorgrado so when she heard that she thought that the russians would kill her if they realized that she was there so she decided to offer them a good ol' ...[/quote'] Snicker bar! They sat around a fire and and spoke of old times. The lady then ask The Russian if he would ablige her in taking her husband out.. so he replied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future_Champ Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 a friendly chubby russian with his russian mafia brother' date=' they were having a pic nic with gsp's head coach and they were planning to instigate a revolution and start a new comunist regime in russia and they were gooing to change moscow's name to Fedorgrado so when she heard that she thought that the russians would kill her if they realized that she was there so she decided to offer them a good ol' ...[/quote'] Sammich , and fedor smiled like when he sees icecream , then brock came out of the woods seeing the sammich offer and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xJoeyKucklesx Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 Sammich ' date=' and fedor smiled like when he sees icecream , then brock came out of the woods seeing the sammich offer and...[/quote']asked them "can you see me now, can you see me now? and all of them said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 No we cannot see you because you are wearing camo, then they began to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctagonFan Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 asked them "can you see me now' date=' can you see me now? and all of them said...[/quote'] "Yes we can", then they turned and made for the road where there car was, and it was a .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future_Champ Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 asked them "can you see me now' date=' can you see me now? and all of them said...[/quote'] they all said nothing and were at a loss of words , then Fedor said If he dies he dies........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 This thread is getting out of hand, please view before you double post something that has already been addressed. PAY ATTENTION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 they all said nothing and were at a loss of words ' date=' then Fedor said If he dies he dies...........[/quote'] But all a sudden the sword on his chest began to light up and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future_Champ Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 But all a sudden the sword on his chest began to light up and... THUNDAR THUNDAR THUNDAR! Then fedor said............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xJoeyKucklesx Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 No we cannot see you because you are wearing camo' date=' then they began to[/quote']dance the devil went down to georgia and brock took his hillbilly plaid shirt and a good ol' violin and started to dance but suddenly aleksander took a kalashnikov and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 THUNDAR THUNDAR THUNDAR! Then fedor said............ OMG!!! His penor is glowing! What will we do now????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 dance the devil went down to georgia and brock took his hillbilly plaid shirt and a good ol' violin and started to dance but suddenly aleksander took a kalashnikov and... Brock began to square dance and before you know it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xJoeyKucklesx Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 Brock began to square dance and before you know it Roy nelson ate their sammich and all of them were sad because they had no lunch so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 Roy nelson ate their sammich and all of them were sad because they had no lunch so... They killed Roy and roasted him like a pig on the open flame, he was delicious but Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xJoeyKucklesx Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 They killed Roy and roasted him like a pig on the open flame' date=' he was delicious but[/quote']too fatty so they called gsp to ask him how to lose weight extremely fast and he told them that the secret was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EhCkZ Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 secretly having 3somes with marquardt and his trainer, so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future_Champ Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 too fatty so they called gsp to ask him how to lose weight extremely fast and he told them that the secret was... To andle iz riddum but it was difficult and only fedor could andle it , so brock went and a rampage and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xJoeyKucklesx Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 To andle iz riddum but it was difficult and only fedor could andle it ' date=' so brock went and a rampage and....[/quote']then machida cheated once again and paid the guys at weight watchers to screw their original weight but then frank mir appeared and saw machida cheating once again and decided to gain weight to surprise machida but his father yoshizo said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EhCkZ Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 to just retire before brock gets ahold of your face again, but mir became angry and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xJoeyKucklesx Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 to just retire before brock gets ahold of your face again' date=' but mir became angry and[/quote']his friend aleksander emmelianenko said that he had mir's back and if th machidas jumped the whole russian mafia would kill them all so they replied... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future_Champ Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 his friend aleksander emmelianenko said that he had mir's back and if th machidas jumped the whole russian mafia would kill them all so they replied... You die if you fock with russians then the Machidas said.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megasoup Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 his friend aleksander emmelianenko said that he had mir's back and if th machidas jumped the whole russian mafia would kill them all so they replied... in virtual unision "Alright, but we still need to come up with a plan to allow this revolution to occur while simultaneously training for eachother's next fight. I don't think it's possible without a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xJoeyKucklesx Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 You die if you fock with russians then the Machidas said.... we are the brazilian yakuzas so be careful and then alessio sakara said forget about it with a sicilian mob accent and then Cain Velazquez appeared and said tranquilo ese I'm el jefe of the Mexican Mafia and I'll call the Zetas to kill you if you don't chill out so ya saben tranquilitos cabrones o me los tuerzo and the Russians and the Mexicans joined forces and made a super powerful MMA mafia but dana wasn't so happy so he ask them to meet him and begged them to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 we are the brazilian yakuzas so be careful and then alessio sakara said forget about it with a sicilian mob accent and then Cain Velazquez appeared and said tranquilo ese I'm el jefe of the Mexican Mafia and I'll call the Zetas to kill you if you don't chill out so ya saben tranquilitos cabrones o me los tuerzo and the Russians and the Mexicans joined forces and made a super powerful MMA mafia but dana wasn't so happy so he ask them to meet him and begged them to... Stop beating everyone up and begged that Cain would not go after Brock next, so that is why Mir has got to jump line.So cain said that is okay because Mir is not going to get past Carwin anyway.. so Dana said.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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