Irish_Carbomb Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Using whatever criteria you want Face- Jessica Biel Chest- Scarlett Johansson ****- Eva Mendez Hips- Shakira Legs- Charlize Theron Cooking Ability- Rachel Ray Personality- My Girlfriend Bedroom Skill- Gotta go with Jenna Jameson on this one. Theres mine....What yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MABFanForLife Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Using whatever criteria you want Face- Jessica Biel Chest- Scarlett Johansson ****- Eva Mendez Legs- Charlize Theron Cooking Ability- Rachel Ray Personality- My Girlfriend Bedroom Skill- Gotta go with Jenna Jameson on this one. Theres mine....What yours? Gotta agree with most of that. Except personality. My ex had a pretty good one most of the time. So I say my non-addicted, non-suicidal ex-girlfriend for personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Face- Adriana Lima Chest- Eva Green ****- Jessica Alba Legs- Josie Maran Cooking Ability- I like to cook to so it doesn't matter. Personality- My wife Bedroom Skill- Annette Schwarz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exodus9mm Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I'll take Marissa Miller for $500 Alex...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yndev1 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Has ***** and ****... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technique Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Face- Arianny Chest- Arianny ****- Jessica Biel Legs- Arianny or Jessica Biel Cooking Ability- Rachel Ray works for me Personality- Zooey Deschanel Bedroom Skill- skills can be learned and taught. TBH Arianny or Jessica Biel could fill out my entire list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yndev1 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 NOOOO you can't censore my dream woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Has ***** and ****... Has muscles and a c o c k? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Face- AriannyChest- Arianny ****- Jessica Biel Legs- Arianny or Jessica Biel Cooking Ability- Rachel Ray works for me Personality- Zooey Deschanel Bedroom Skill- skills can be learned and taught. TBH Arianny or Jessica Biel could fill out my entire list. NO NO NO....The bedroom is no place to teach....The last thing I wanna do is waste time teaching a woman stuff she should already know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yndev1 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Has muscles and a c o c k? Doesn't fit on the censored parts **** :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Doesn't fit on the censored parts **** :eek: I was just taking a guess slick...To each their own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yndev1 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I was just taking a guess slick...To each their own It was ******* and d1ck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yndev1 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 It was ******* and d1ck... Oh f*ck they don't fit either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ichigo Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Face- Frankie Sandford Chest- Frankie Sandford ****- Ladie Gaga (shes got a cracking butt) Legs- Frankie Sandford Cooking Ability- Nigella Bites or whatever her name is Personality- Frankie Sandford Bedroom Skill- YOUR MUM Frankie Sandford is basically my perfect woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotchEight Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Word has it Lady Gaga is also a hermaphrodite. She admitted to it in an interview and said "it's not something I bring up a lot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Word has it Lady Gaga is also a hermaphrodite. She admitted to it in an interview and said "it's not something I bring up a lot" Yeah ive heard that also.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ichigo Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Yeah ive heard that also.... yeah me too but still have you seen that ****???? haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotchEight Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 To be honest I've never really looked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 yeah me too but still have you seen that ****???? haha Yeah and I could find a better one that didnt have a pen1s in front of it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ichigo Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Yeah and I could find a better one that didnt have a pen1s in front of it lol well is it set in stone that she actually is??? there is always alot of **** like this when somebody new comes in about remember the Megan fox was a guy thing ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceBro Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 A mix of Arianny, Miss Mendez and a booty like Serena Williams and the lips of Angelina Jolie!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 well is it set in stone that she actually is??? there is always alot of **** like this when somebody new comes in about remember the Megan fox was a guy thing ?? I dont know if she is or not...I think she/he is hidious though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juice64011 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I dont know if she is or not...I think she/he is hidious though I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 well is it set in stone that she actually is??? there is always alot of **** like this when somebody new comes in about remember the Megan fox was a guy thing ?? Far as I know that is just a rumour just like the megan fox one. Teh interwebz iz a funny place for rumours. I don't believe it but I still think she's fugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ichigo Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I dont know if she is or not...I think she/he is hidious though meh not a great looking face or nothing but that **** i really hope this aint true or im practically GAY lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ichigo Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Far as I know that is just a rumour just like the megan fox one. Teh interwebz iz a funny place for rumours. I don't believe it but I still think she's fugly. true but that **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotchEight Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I just think someone beat her with the ugly stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Damnit i forgot to add Shakira's hips....****!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
browneyedgirl Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Damnit i forgot to add Shakira's hips....****!!!!!!!!!! The hips don't lie after all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leiting Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Queen Rania of Jordan. Breath taking beauty, fiercely intelligent, passionate, humanitarian, powerful, obviously well traveled. She's one of the most ideal women in the world from my point of view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juice64011 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 A mix of Eva Mendez, Kate Beckinsale, and Kim Kardashian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Damnit i forgot to add Shakira's hips....****!!!!!!!!!! You know when you start adding all these parts up, I think everyones frankenchick would look pretty F'kin weird lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 You know when you start adding all these parts up' date=' I think everyones frankenchick would look pretty F'kin weird lol.[/quote'] LMFAO at frankenchick Why you say that your adding all the best parts of gorgeous women together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotchEight Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 LMFAO at frankenchick Why you say that your adding all the best parts of gorgeous women together? Heh...because some of these parts would be pretty damn mismatched if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 LMFAO at frankenchick Why you say that your adding all the best parts of gorgeous women together? Well most people had totally different body types for legs, **** etc. so I think she ( peoples frankenchick thier perfect blend ) would look wierd as hell and all out of proportion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Heh...because some of these parts would be pretty damn mismatched if you ask me. See thats why I went with women who have close to the same frame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KettleBell Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Face- Adriana LimaChest- Eva Green ****- Jessica Alba Legs- Josie Maran Cooking Ability- I like to cook to so it doesn't matter. Personality- My wife Bedroom Skill- Annette Schwarz def got the first two right. good call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffy_handsome Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Using whatever criteria you want Face- Jessica Biel Chest- Scarlett Johansson ****- Eva Mendez Hips- Shakira Legs- Charlize Theron Cooking Ability- Rachel Ray Personality- My Girlfriend Bedroom Skill- Gotta go with Jenna Jameson on this one. Theres mine....What yours? Face- Liv Tyler Chest- Liv Tyler ****- Liv Tyler Hips- Liv Tyler Legs- Liv Tyler Cooking Ability- I'm still going to eat whatever Liv cooks no matter it taste disaster Personality- Liv Tyler Bedroom Skill- Who do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Face- Liv TylerChest- Liv Tyler ****- Liv Tyler Hips- Liv Tyler Legs- Liv Tyler Cooking Ability- I'm still going to eat whatever Liv cooks no matter it taste disaster Personality- Liv Tyler Bedroom Skill- Who do you think? Sable:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MABFanForLife Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I change my choice. Give me Sienna Guilloroy during Resident Evil: Apocalypse. Already hot to being with, but I believe that short, black/dark brown hair makes a sexy woman 100 times sexier. After that, I'd settle for either Lisa Edelstein or Kate Beckinsale from the Underworld days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaki_man Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 God already built the perfect woman when he made Veronica Zemanova. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yndev1 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 meh not a great looking face or nothing but that **** i really hope this aint true or im practically GAY lol It ain't gay if you do it only once:eek: And if sum1 f*cks you in the **** he is doing gay stuff and you r just in the same room same thing for bj too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 God already built the perfect woman when he made Veronica Zemanova. Im pretty sure two of her main features were created by man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffy_handsome Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Sable:) Lol. How are you my friend. I've preferred Liv bedroom skills than Sable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MABFanForLife Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 God already built the perfect woman when he made Veronica Zemanova. He did? I was too busy staring at her breasts to notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 God already built the perfect woman when he made Veronica Zemanova. Any woman with that many fake parts has to have self esteem issues....**** that way to much hassle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotchEight Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Any woman with that many fake parts has to have self esteem issues....**** that way to much hassle I actually had to do a search to find out who the hell this woman is. Is that a bad thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MABFanForLife Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Any woman with that many fake parts has to have self esteem issues....**** that way to much hassle Eh. Wouldn't stop me comforting her if she was lonely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yndev1 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I actually had to do a search to find out who the hell this woman is. Is that a bad thing? Well I got no idea who she is either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MABFanForLife Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Well I got no idea who she is either... Look her up. Just make sure there are no small children around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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