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Using whatever criteria you want

 

Face- Jessica Biel

Chest- Scarlett Johansson

****- Eva Mendez

Legs- Charlize Theron

Cooking Ability- Rachel Ray

Personality- My Girlfriend

Bedroom Skill- Gotta go with Jenna Jameson on this one.

 

Theres mine....What yours?

 

Gotta agree with most of that.

 

Except personality. My ex had a pretty good one most of the time. So I say my non-addicted, non-suicidal ex-girlfriend for personality.

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Face- Arianny

Chest- Arianny

****- Jessica Biel

Legs- Arianny or Jessica Biel

Cooking Ability- Rachel Ray works for me

Personality- Zooey Deschanel

Bedroom Skill- skills can be learned and taught.

 

TBH Arianny or Jessica Biel could fill out my entire list.

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Face- Arianny

Chest- Arianny

****- Jessica Biel

Legs- Arianny or Jessica Biel

Cooking Ability- Rachel Ray works for me

Personality- Zooey Deschanel

Bedroom Skill- skills can be learned and taught.

 

TBH Arianny or Jessica Biel could fill out my entire list.

 

NO NO NO....The bedroom is no place to teach....The last thing I wanna do is waste time teaching a woman stuff she should already know.

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Face- Frankie Sandford

Chest- Frankie Sandford

****- Ladie Gaga (shes got a cracking butt)

Legs- Frankie Sandford

Cooking Ability- Nigella Bites or whatever her name is

Personality- Frankie Sandford

Bedroom Skill- YOUR MUM

 

Frankie Sandford is basically my perfect woman

 

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Yeah and I could find a better one that didnt have a pen1s in front of it lol

 

well is it set in stone that she actually is???

 

there is always alot of **** like this when somebody new comes in about

 

remember the Megan fox was a guy thing ??

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well is it set in stone that she actually is???

 

there is always alot of **** like this when somebody new comes in about

 

remember the Megan fox was a guy thing ??

 

Far as I know that is just a rumour just like the megan fox one. Teh interwebz iz a funny place for rumours.

 

I don't believe it but I still think she's fugly.

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LMFAO at frankenchick

 

Why you say that your adding all the best parts of gorgeous women together?

 

Well most people had totally different body types for legs, **** etc. so I think she ( peoples frankenchick thier perfect blend ) would look wierd as hell and all out of proportion.

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Using whatever criteria you want

 

Face- Jessica Biel

Chest- Scarlett Johansson

****- Eva Mendez

Hips- Shakira

Legs- Charlize Theron

Cooking Ability- Rachel Ray

Personality- My Girlfriend

Bedroom Skill- Gotta go with Jenna Jameson on this one.

 

Theres mine....What yours?

 

 

Face- Liv Tyler

Chest- Liv Tyler

****- Liv Tyler

Hips- Liv Tyler

Legs- Liv Tyler

Cooking Ability- I'm still going to eat whatever Liv cooks no matter it taste disaster

Personality- Liv Tyler

Bedroom Skill- Who do you think?

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I change my choice. Give me Sienna Guilloroy during Resident Evil: Apocalypse. Already hot to being with, but I believe that short, black/dark brown hair makes a sexy woman 100 times sexier.

 

After that, I'd settle for either Lisa Edelstein or Kate Beckinsale from the Underworld days.

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meh not a great looking face or nothing but that **** i really hope this aint true or im practically GAY lol

 

It ain't gay if you do it only once:eek: And if sum1 f*cks you in the **** he is doing gay stuff and you r just in the same room same thing for bj too...

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