NotchEight Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Ok so a few of you might know from the "how was your day?" thread that it's my birthday. So, I knock off work early because I went in early. I'm the boss anyway, I can do **** like that. I get home right before the kids and decide to sit down and goof off before they get home and I have to start helping them with their homework and cooking dinner. My rec room is upstairs and I was too lazy to make my way up so I set up in the library. A random text from my wife pops up on my phone that says "Have you gone upstairs yet?". Erm...no not really...so, here I go trodding upstairs to be greeted with my birthday present. A new 52 inch 3DTV. I ****ing love my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
browneyedgirl Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Happy Birthday!! You are clearly a very lucky man! Enjoy your new TV! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shogunrua101 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Lucky , I wish I could have those new 3dtvs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSanta Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Ok so a few of you might know from the "how was your day?" thread that it's my birthday. So' date=' I knock off work early because I went in early. I'm the boss anyway, I can do **** like that. I get home right before the kids and decide to sit down and goof off before they get home and I have to start helping them with their homework and cooking dinner. My rec room is upstairs and I was too lazy to make my way up so I set up in the library. A random text from my wife pops up on my phone that says "Have you gone upstairs yet?". Erm...no not really...so, here I go trodding upstairs to be greeted with my birthday present. A new 52 inch 3DTV. I ****ing love my wife.[/quote'] Sweet Deal! Happy Birthday! God I would love an HD TV...I don't even care if its small. Man I hate being poor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 lol cool congrats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff83 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I thought you were going to go upstairs to find your wife ready to give it up! Maybe that's later! Enjoy the TV! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I thought you were going to go upstairs to find your wife ready to give it up! Maybe that's later! Enjoy the TV! lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotchEight Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I thought you were going to go upstairs to find your wife ready to give it up! Maybe that's later! Enjoy the TV! Thanks for the birthday well wishes guys. And birthday ****** is mandatory......sorry let me rephrase that. Hot birthday monkey sex is mandatory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StompGrind Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I thought you were going to go upstairs to find your wife ready to give it up! Maybe that's later! Enjoy the TV! That was how I read that too. Happy Bday man, have a good one...Now get the hell out of this place and go have some fun. Cheers Stomp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Thanks for the birthday well wishes guys. And birthday ****** is mandatory......sorry let me rephrase that. Hot birthday monkey sex is mandatory. monkey huh... do you both throw poo at each other during coitus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotchEight Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 That was how I read that too. Happy Bday man' date=' have a good one...Now get the hell out of this place and go have some fun. Cheers Stomp[/quote'] Wife's at work and I just dropped my 10 year old off at his martial arts class. I've got time to kill. I've got dinner started so I'm occupied for a bit till they get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotchEight Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 monkey huh... do you both throw poo at each other during coitus? I was going to make some sort of dirty joke about this but suddenly I was reminded of that two girls one cup internet fiasco and almost puked on my keyboard so I'll leave that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainUgly Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 the glasses are like 300$ a pop enjoy lol I have been reading up on them and you need a new blue ray player of PS3 will make an update expect only kids movies on 3D this year and bout 20 more next year !!! also Direct is leading the charge with like 9 channels in 3D check out the maxim june I believe it is theres a full write up in there buddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yndev1 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Ok so a few of you might know from the "how was your day?" thread that it's my birthday. So' date=' I knock off work early because I went in early. I'm the boss anyway, I can do **** like that. I get home right before the kids and decide to sit down and goof off before they get home and I have to start helping them with their homework and cooking dinner. My rec room is upstairs and I was too lazy to make my way up so I set up in the library. A random text from my wife pops up on my phone that says "Have you gone upstairs yet?". Erm...no not really...so, here I go trodding upstairs to be greeted with my birthday present. A new 52 inch 3DTV. I ****ing love my wife.[/quote'] Wow this thread just combined two other threads ''How was your day'' and ''Building the perfect woman'' darn you r one lucky bastard:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yndev1 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I was going to make some sort of dirty joke about this but suddenly I was reminded of that two girls one cup internet fiasco and almost puked on my keyboard so I'll leave that one. You know it was part of Brazilian **** movie. I'll give you even bigger tv if you can watch it without suffocating to your own vomit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claxp94 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 The title of this thread is so misleading lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yndev1 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 The title of this thread is so misleading lol. Yeah I know what you mean I was expecting sum hot lesbian action... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claxp94 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Yeah I know what you mean I was expecting sum hot lesbian action... It's the terrorist I tell you. [i don't know, don't ask) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotchEight Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 It's the terrorist I tell you. [i don't know' date= don't ask)[/quote] Sure you do, you'd just have to kill him if you told him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claxp94 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Sure you do' date=' you'd just have to kill him if you told him.[/quote']Now I have to kill you for letting him know that. Ladies and gentlemen this is the last time you'll see NotchEight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yndev1 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Now I have to kill you for letting him know that. Ladies and gentlemen this is the last time you'll see NotchEight R.I.P from Finland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claxp94 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 R.I.P from Finland. Now, your name is Derrek Uhunumwangho :eek: you're half canadian/half nigerian and you live in NY, leave that area and you're next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yndev1 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Now' date=' your name is Derrek Uhunumwangho :eek: you're half canadian/half nigerian and you live in NY, leave that area and you're next.[/quote'] Plz any other place than NY I peg you. They'll eat me alive in there:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotchEight Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I wanna be Hung Lo. I actually have a mechanics shirt with this name tag on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yndev1 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I wanna be Hung Lo. I actually have a mechanics shirt with this name tag on it. No you r already dead remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotchEight Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 No you r already dead remember? Damn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claxp94 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Plz any other place than NY I peg you. They'll eat me alive in there:( I know, you'll learn to survie. NotchEight, you're dead I didn't know they had computers in coffins :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotchEight Posted May 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I know' date=' you'll learn to survie. NotchEight, you're dead I didn't know they had computers in coffins :eek:[/quote'] Zombies. Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claxp94 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Zombies. Nuff said. sigh, let me go get the shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yndev1 Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 I know' date=' you'll learn to survie. NotchEight, you're dead I didn't know they had computers in coffins :eek:[/quote'] Yeah right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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