Irish_Carbomb Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 It has to be done everyday and its a constant pain in the ****!!....Well I'm done with it...Cavemen never shaved and they got along just fine with creating the wheel and fire and whatnot....Plus the price of razors and blades are ****ing insane nowadays....I'm done I quit I shall never have a razor touch my face again and I welcome the grizzely adams look that awaits me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIMBOB Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 coz its fu(king itchy, thats why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Ugh .......... b/c after like 4 days you feel like an itchy hobo. Plus I have a bunch of red in my beard and it looks strange with my brown-**** hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted June 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 coz its fu(king itchy' date=' thats why.[/quote'] I don't give a damn how itchy it is I'm done with it....a big full beard symbolizes everything that is man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGnoob Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 I would grow one but i have a job that says NO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranga Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 It has to be done everyday and its a constant pain in the ****!!....Well I'm done with it...Cavemen never shaved and they got along just fine with creating the wheel and fire and whatnot....Plus the price of razors and blades are ****ing insane nowadays....I'm done I quit I shall never have a razor touch my face again and I welcome the grizzely adams look that awaits me! Not every bloke can get a full on beard. I haven't shaved for a month now and I can say I don't mind the growth. Once you get past the itchy stages, it's not a bad feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted June 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 I would grow one but i have a job that says NO. See that's more bull ****....parts of society saying its not ok to have a beard so you have to go out and spend all this damn money on shaving products....seriously, what is wrong with having a beard while working....NOTHING, its all garbage! Well I'm not playing along anymore!.....its time for man to take over again and it all starts with all of us growing big **** beards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIMBOB Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Plus I have a bunch of red in my beard and it looks strange with my brown-**** hair. Wow my **** hair is no where near that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhysycadelicAdventurer Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 either your married and dont give an ef anymore, or you dont get laid. dude were have you been? hair is out now brother. women dont want hairy guys, hair is so 1997. no chest hair, no pub hair, little facial hair, no back hair, you just gotta wax that right on out brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranga Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 ^^Not wear I live, Girls don't want boys they want men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeDownArtist Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 either your married and dont give an ef anymore' date=' or you dont get laid. dude were have you been? hair is out now brother. women dont want hairy guys, hair is so 1997. no chest hair, no pub hair, little facial hair, no back hair, you just gotta wax that right on out brother[/quote'] the point is not to tell the girls your a f@ggot by shaving everything. trim, never shave, i mean except for facial hair, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted June 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 either your married and dont give an ef anymore' date=' or you dont get laid. dude were have you been? hair is out now brother. women dont want hairy guys, hair is so 1997. no chest hair, no pub hair, little facial hair, no back hair, you just gotta wax that right on out brother[/quote'] I've had a GF for about a year now and she can just deal with it or beat feet...Its awful that we don't grow beards anymore or have to shave other parts of our body to please them.....What are we women now?.....its their job to shave! NOT OURS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHenry Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 i dont shave a whole lot anymore, ill trim and what not(except on my chin, which its hair is about 2-3 inches long now) and yes its a ****ing hassle and i hate doing it. If you can pull off a beard go for it, put keep it neat. Also people whocomplain about it being itchy once it grows out a good amount just use shampoo on it when you shower, seems to help mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defdude Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 I haven't shaved or trimmed for about a month, I'm looking pretty grizzly now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHenry Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 I haven't shaved or trimmed for about a month' date=' I'm looking pretty grizzly now.[/quote'] ah you gotta trim up the neck man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawnsBACK Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 cuz she wont toss the salad unless it's shaved.......... wait, is that not what we were talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayStad Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 either your married and dont give an ef anymore' date=' or you dont get laid. dude were have you been? hair is out now brother. women dont want hairy guys, hair is so 1997. no chest hair, no pub hair, little facial hair, no back hair, you just gotta wax that right on out brother[/quote'] not down with metro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0xyg3n Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 i trim my facial hair real short, but i dont shave. theres no law about it so why are you *****ing about it. shave or don't quit *****ing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted June 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 i trim my facial hair real short' date=' but i dont shave. theres no law about it so why are you *****ing about it. shave or don't quit *****ing.[/quote'] I'm *****ing because it like jobs or women expect us to shave. Oh and BTW I've always thought of you as a **** sucker so I'm sure you shave every part of your body Elton John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sizzerb Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 You have to shave becuase of women, see all women want you to eat out the pink taco, so they prefer men with no beards rather then beards. If you eat out the pink taco or not is a different story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sizzerb Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Man you gotta keep the pub hair. It's what seperates men from boys... Or men and abnormally hairy boys from normal boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted June 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 You have to shave becuase of women' date=' see all women want you to eat out the pink taco, so they prefer men with no beards rather then beards. If you eat out the pink taco or not is a different story.[/quote'] See I think my beard will help with that though because it will tickle it while I'm down there going to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sizzerb Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 See I think my beard will help with that though because it will tickle it while I'm down there going to work. Nah most beards prick people, and if they tickle you just have little boy beard, most chicks wont dig that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIMBOB Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Man you gotta keep the pub hair. No shaving but you got to trim, I for one try to make it as easy as possible for chicks to give me head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooky1 Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 take before and after pictures so we can compare how you look either you look like a geico caveman or like gandolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted June 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Nah most beards prick people' date=' and if they tickle you just have little boy beard, most chicks wont dig that.[/quote'] Oh well my girlfriend is gonna have to deal with my beard pricking her then.....Hell I do it to her now my beard can too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted June 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 take before and after pictures so we can compare how you look either you look like a geico caveman or like gandolf Who the hell is gandolf?......I'm gonna go for the Sean Connery beard only bigger and longer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KungFuMaster Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Because most women like shaved men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooky1 Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Who the hell is gandolf?......I'm gonna go for the Sean Connery beard only bigger and longer thats considered a Gandolf and youve never heard of him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted June 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 thats considered a Gandolf and youve never heard of him? Nope....Sure aint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooky1 Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Nope....Sure aint oh well hes the guy from the series called Blade trinity yea hes the old guy from there hes a magical wizard who turns you into a vampire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted June 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 oh well hes the guy from the series called Blade trinity yea hes the old guy from there hes a magical wizard who turns you into a vampire See the problem with that lie is that I've seen all 3 of the Blade movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooky1 Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 See the problem with that lie is that I've seen all 3 of the Blade movies. i meant blade 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted June 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 i meant blade 4 And the problem with that lie is google Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
browneyedgirl Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 You could go with a happy medium: the goatee...they're hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted June 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 You could go with a happy medium: the goatee...they're hot. No happy medium....I'm growing a big **** bushy beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
browneyedgirl Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 No happy medium....I'm growing a big **** bushy beard Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangitup Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 It has to be done everyday and its a constant pain in the ****!!....Well I'm done with it...Cavemen never shaved and they got along just fine with creating the wheel and fire and whatnot....Plus the price of razors and blades are ****ing insane nowadays....I'm done I quit I shall never have a razor touch my face again and I welcome the grizzely adams look that awaits me! You know you can buy a electric razor with attachments.Works good.But if your looking for a clean shave buy the Gillette m3 power really great works wonders and the blades seem to last longer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted June 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 You know you can buy a electric razor with attachments.Works good.But if your looking for a clean shave buy the Gillette m3 power really great works wonders and the blades seem to last longer Normally I don't respond when you open your gapeing man pleaser but since I feel sorry for you on this one ill respond..........The ****ing thread is about not shaving! Not what kind of ****ing razor I need! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
browneyedgirl Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Normally I don't respond when you open your gapeing man pleaser but since I feel sorry for you on this one ill respond..........The ****ing thread is about not shaving! Not what kind of ****ing razor I need! I am laughing so hard over here cause I had a reply open, typed up and everything - but then thought "no - wait for it...he take care of this one himself" AHAHAHAHA! Hope you are well Carbomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangitup Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Normally I don't respond when you open your gapeing man pleaser but since I feel sorry for you on this one ill respond..........The ****ing thread is about not shaving! Not what kind of ****ing razor I need! Yeah but you clearly have a problem *******.Re read your post and you'll know where im coming from.Here let me be a bigger ****. Your thread says why do we shave. Then you talk about how much razors are and how of a pain in the **** it is.Let me help you out *********.Why do we shave? Who needs to shave is just hair it keeps growing and growing and it never stops. See how dumb you are.God seems like you cant give advice without sumone giving you **** all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted June 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Yeah but you clearly have a problem *******.Re read your post and you'll know where im coming from.Here let me be a bigger ****. Your thread says why do we shave. Then you talk about how much razors are and how of a pain in the **** it is.Let me help you out *********.Why do we shave? Who needs to shave is just hair it keeps growing and growing and it never stops. See how dumb you are.God seems like you cant give advice without sumone giving you **** all the time I'm sorry you got upset pumpkin....Daddy will try and be more sensitive to your feelings next time. ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapped_meat Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Wow my **** hair is no where near that long. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapped_meat Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 I'm sorry you got upset pumpkin....Daddy will try and be more sensitive to your feelings next time. ok? stop trying to pedo him up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangitup Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 I'm sorry you got upset pumpkin....Daddy will try and be more sensitive to your feelings next time. ok? Aww playing the sympathy card cuz you know your wrong. Go f y s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted June 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Aww playing the sympathy card cuz you know your wrong. Go f y s Actually just like god, your parents, and every single woman in the free world....I'm just gonna go back to ignoring you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnydingo Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 I haven't shaved in six months, I look like Kimbo Slice but its not as thick around the chin. I get off of house arrest in two weeks and ill be able to go back to Alberta to work, so I'll have to ditch the Geico look by then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted June 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 I haven't shaved in six months' date=' I look like Kimbo Slice but its not as thick around the chin. I get off of house arrest in two weeks and ill be able to go back to Alberta to work, so I'll have to ditch the Geico look by then.[/quote'] That sucks that their gonna make you get rid of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnydingo Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 That sucks that their gonna make you get rid of it Yeah the stupid company has a clean shave policy, most of them up there on the site don't give a ****e. It would be too hot up there with this beard anyway I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish_Carbomb Posted June 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Yeah the stupid company has a clean shave policy' date=' most of them up there on the site don't give a ****e. It would be too hot up there with this beard anyway I guess.[/quote'] Im gonna start it now so it will be nice and grizzley when winter comes back around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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