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I walked outside and seen a mount of ants so i decided to get wd40 and a lighter to light them on fire. I got some wd40 on my pants and then aim it at the mount and as soon as i lightin the lighter my hand caught on fire then i started smacking my hand of my pants than pants caught on fire then i started to pee myself that didn't work so then i dropped and rolled it finally went out and then i was covered with a croup load of ants swarming me so i ran into the shower as fast as i could to get them off me. This was a crazy morning good thing my mom wasn't home or i would of got my **** beat.

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I walked outside and seen a mount of ants so i decided to get wd40 and a lighter to light them on fire. I got some wd40 on my pants and then aim it at the mount and as soon as i lightin the lighter my hand caught on fire then i started smacking my hand of my pants than pants caught on fire then i started to pee myself that didn't work so then i dropped and rolled it finally went out and then i was covered with a croup load of ants swarming me so i ran into the shower as fast as i could to get them off me. This was a crazy morning good thing my mom wasn't home or i would of got my **** beat.

wow...I thought I did dumb sh*t when I was kid.

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I walked outside and seen a mount of ants so i decided to get wd40 and a lighter to light them on fire. I got some wd40 on my pants and then aim it at the mount and as soon as i lightin the lighter my hand caught on fire then i started smacking my hand of my pants than pants caught on fire then i started to pee myself that didn't work so then i dropped and rolled it finally went out and then i was covered with a croup load of ants swarming me so i ran into the shower as fast as i could to get them off me. This was a crazy morning good thing my mom wasn't home or i would of got my **** beat.

 

see its storys like these that make me believe in Karma

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I walked outside and seen a mount of ants so i decided to get wd40 and a lighter to light them on fire. I got some wd40 on my pants and then aim it at the mount and as soon as i lightin the lighter my hand caught on fire then i started smacking my hand of my pants than pants caught on fire then i started to pee myself that didn't work so then i dropped and rolled it finally went out and then i was covered with a croup load of ants swarming me so i ran into the shower as fast as i could to get them off me. This was a crazy morning good thing my mom wasn't home or i would of got my **** beat.

 

Next time try using gasoline, it's much better than wd40.

Then if that still doesn't work, use a flame thrower.

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I walked outside and seen a mount of ants so i decided to get wd40 and a lighter to light them on fire. I got some wd40 on my pants and then aim it at the mount and as soon as i lightin the lighter my hand caught on fire then i started smacking my hand of my pants than pants caught on fire then i started to pee myself that didn't work so then i dropped and rolled it finally went out and then i was covered with a croup load of ants swarming me so i ran into the shower as fast as i could to get them off me. This was a crazy morning good thing my mom wasn't home or i would of got my **** beat.

 

You should have avoided the fire. it will only obscure the kill.

 

Next time pee on the hill and savor the struggle.

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I walked outside and seen a mount of ants so i decided to get wd40 and a lighter to light them on fire. I got some wd40 on my pants and then aim it at the mount and as soon as i lightin the lighter my hand caught on fire then i started smacking my hand of my pants than pants caught on fire then i started to pee myself that didn't work so then i dropped and rolled it finally went out and then i was covered with a croup load of ants swarming me so i ran into the shower as fast as i could to get them off me. This was a crazy morning good thing my mom wasn't home or i would of got my **** beat.

 

Lol. Next time point aim fire and light.

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I walked outside and seen a mount of ants so i decided to get wd40 and a lighter to light them on fire. I got some wd40 on my pants and then aim it at the mount and as soon as i lightin the lighter my hand caught on fire then i started smacking my hand of my pants than pants caught on fire then i started to pee myself that didn't work so then i dropped and rolled it finally went out and then i was covered with a croup load of ants swarming me so i ran into the shower as fast as i could to get them off me. This was a crazy morning good thing my mom wasn't home or i would of got my **** beat.

 

hahahahaha

NICE!

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I walked outside and seen a mount of ants so i decided to get wd40 and a lighter to light them on fire. I got some wd40 on my pants and then aim it at the mount and as soon as i lightin the lighter my hand caught on fire then i started smacking my hand of my pants than pants caught on fire then i started to pee myself that didn't work so then i dropped and rolled it finally went out and then i was covered with a croup load of ants swarming me so i ran into the shower as fast as i could to get them off me. This was a crazy morning good thing my mom wasn't home or i would of got my **** beat.

 

this story makes me happy. even though you probably didnt learn your lesson, you still got what you deserve.

 

quick question, how old are you?

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My **** friend did something a bit like this today at school. He bombed a lighter against a wall, and the flint or a peice of plastic, or some part of the lighter hit him in the face lol. A teacher seen him and asked him

"so is this the new thing for kids to do? Explode a lighter and make it hit yourself?

The teacher just walked away shaking his head in a 'stupid kids these days' manner:p

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I walked outside and seen a mount of ants so i decided to get wd40 and a lighter to light them on fire. I got some wd40 on my pants and then aim it at the mount and as soon as i lightin the lighter my hand caught on fire then i started smacking my hand of my pants than pants caught on fire then i started to pee myself that didn't work so then i dropped and rolled it finally went out and then i was covered with a croup load of ants swarming me so i ran into the shower as fast as i could to get them off me. This was a crazy morning good thing my mom wasn't home or i would of got my **** beat.

 

I still think using deoderant and a lighter as a flame thrower is the best for killing annoying little animals!

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