TheFedornator Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Post it here! whether you got away with it or not, if you did get away with it you dont have to post any details just name the crime, i'll get the ball rolling: Burglary/Home Invasion i kinda hung out with the wrong crowd when i was younger so yeah that should give you an idea.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sizzerb Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 It's a stupid idea to post up the crimes you have commited online. With that said I publicly spunked on a granny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanDeux Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Got a good one, but mo rons get caught when they talk. Can't bring myself to do it. Sorry bragh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingVic85 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 shot the notorious b.i.g....... OH sh1t i think i said to much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP24 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 I got blamed for a crime before... For some reason the dang cops came to my house when we were shooting our airsoft guns in the back yard... My brother shot a whole bunch of them into this guys yard, and he flipped and called the cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike58 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 this is a bad idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinoBonesJones Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 m,asturbating on an airplane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingVic85 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 m' date='asturbating on an airplane[/quote'] in or out of the bathroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanDeux Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 m' date='asturbating on an airplane[/quote'] Is this a crime? If so- I've been guilty in sooo many places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sizzerb Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Is this a crime? If so- I've been guilty in sooo many places. Yeah my spunk is littered over nudist beaches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanDeux Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Yeah my spunk is littered over nudist beaches. I have been building houses for ten years and at the end of each one I leave a little present somewhere in the house before I hand over the keys. Hehehehehehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFedornator Posted July 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 i have been building houses for ten years and at the end of each one i leave a little present somewhere in the house before i hand over the keys. Hehehehehehe. lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randizzle_KO Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 I have been building houses for ten years and at the end of each one I leave a little present somewhere in the house before I hand over the keys. Hehehehehehe. wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_Criminal81 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Abuse of a corpse:) Giggity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wimpygimpet Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 I shot a buffalo out of a second story window of a hotel in Texas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanDeux Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Abuse of a corpse:) Giggity Mine is funny and fun to do, this one is............creepy. SC this is not what I had in mind when I told you to go out and do something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFedornator Posted July 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 I shot a buffalo out of a second story window of a hotel in Texas. that is effing AWESOME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_Criminal81 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Mine is funny and fun to do' date=' this one is............creepy. SC this is not what I had in mind when I told you to go out and do something.[/quote'] Oh come on. She was still warm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanDeux Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Oh come on. She was still warm. Oh' date=' totally OK then... slides slowly away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_Criminal81 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Oh' date=' totally OK then... slides slowly away Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHenry Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Smoked a **** load of weed in a cops house while he was on vacation, and he owned a drug dog lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micloudon Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Liking Anderson Silva, it was over 2 years ago, I still lie awake in regret of my foolishness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff83 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 LINE UP, FACE THE WALL AND STFU!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_Criminal81 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Liking Anderson Silva' date=' it was over 2 years ago, I still lie awake in regret of my foolishness[/quote'] What's your name.... Miclouden? Got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacharybranam Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 i got really drunk and stole **** out of like 50 cars... llike pac said alcohol makes da lazy niga slip n fall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_jamaican_lady Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Lol i can't even say my worst on here...sorry:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFedornator Posted July 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Lol i can't even say my worst on here...sorry:) aww that sucks.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOSyay Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Home invasion. We didn't take anything, but it was just for the thrill of being somewhere where we weren't suppose to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_jamaican_lady Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 aww that sucks.. Lol i can say some of my lesser ones though. I had to spend 6 monthes in prison when i got raided by the cops SMH:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFedornator Posted July 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 lol i can say some of my lesser ones though. I had to spend 6 monthes in prison when i got raided by the cops smh:rolleyes: smh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_jamaican_lady Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 smh? Shakin my head lol;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHenry Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 smh? Ill guess search my house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSPfollower Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 GSP style, ain't never done anythin bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rago1986 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 got 8 years and served 4 of them for robbery theft assault with a deadly weapon (spade) assault affray theft of motor vehicle criminal damage jail time 2004-2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingVic85 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 got 8 years and served 4 of them for robbery theft assault with a deadly weapon (spade) assault affray theft of motor vehicle criminal damage jail time 2004-2008 u should become a rapper, u def have the cred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Assault...... but hell, everyone gets in fights sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vendur Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 When I was like 16 a couple friends of mine had me pull into this place really late at night and I thought they were going to buy weed or something, cause they were stoners. And they come back with a TV, stereo, micrwave and lord knows what else. They get and are like "drive, just drive!" so I did. Turns out they broke into a place and I was their get-away car. Never told me, I'm sure cause they know I would never be involved. Statue limitations long over on it, so it's funny to talk about occcassionally. Other than that, nothing really. Shoplifted something when I was like 8-9. Never really done anything since. Speeding? Not wearing seat belt? LOL. Was charged with assault and battery once. But then they dropped the charges after they got my side of the story and some other non-involed parties at the incident. Didn't "do anythng" but defend myself. So doesn't really count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyWeightStriker Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 When I was like 16 a couple friends of mine had me pull into this place really late at night and I thought they were going to buy weed or something' date=' cause they were stoners. And they come back with a TV, stereo, micrwave and lord knows what else. They get and are like "drive, just drive!" so I did. Turns out they broke into a place and I was their get-away car. Never told me, I'm sure cause they know I would never be involved. Statue limitations long over on it, so it's funny to talk about occcassionally. Other than that, nothing really. Shoplifted something when I was like 8-9. Never really done anything since. Speeding? Not wearing seat belt? LOL. [b']Was charged with assault and battery once. But then they dropped the charges after they got my side of the story and some other non-involed parties at the incident. Didn't "do anythng" but defend myself. So doesn't really count[/b]. Did she slap you around pretty good.... huh?:p:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rago1986 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 u should become a rapper' date=' u def have the cred[/quote'] yea except i'm white and i live in the u.k. the chances aren't good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingVic85 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 yea except i'm white and i live in the u.k. the chances aren't good the odds would def be against you i guess lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vendur Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 Did she slap you around pretty good.... huh?:p:p Hah. Was not a woman. A chick was indeed involved though. Was 2 college guys and a girl from my high school(I was a senior in high schhool at the time). Just two ****y idiots who picked the wrong dude to **** with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rago1986 Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 the odds would def be against you i guess lol i could move to u.s that might help, vanilla ice, but i doubt they'd let me in coz of my record Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Be_A_GoodMan Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 I pooed in the drivers seat of the teachers car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffy_handsome Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 I pooed in the drivers seat of the teachers car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HackBennys Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 I used to break into cars alot and steal stereos, I broke into an off duty police officers car before (didn't know he was a cop until my friend told me) and stole a police baton and pepper spray from it. It was definitely a stupid thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sizzerb Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 yea except i'm white and i live in the u.k. the chances aren't good And a label has to pick you up the secound you come out of prison. Not two years later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HackBennys Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 And a label has to pick you up the secound you come out of prison. Not two years later. Actually, to be a true thug rapper, you have to be signed while you're still locked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_jamaican_lady Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 I used to break into cars alot and steal stereos' date=' I broke into an off duty police officers car before (didn't know he was a cop until my friend told me) and stole a police baton and pepper spray from it. It was definitely a stupid thing to do.[/quote'] Lol me & my man used to hit houses sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helium Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 i could move to u.s that might help' date=' vanilla ice, but i doubt they'd let me in coz of my record[/quote'] I would follow the path of eminem if I was you rago, he has had a much better career! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_jamaican_lady Posted July 9, 2010 Report Share Posted July 9, 2010 I would follow the path of eminem if I was you rago' date=' he has had a much better career![/quote'] This! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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