chongo81 Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Why dont UFC fighters use the old check the oil technique? It seems like it would be a dominant strategy. I know if I had my shorts and opponents finger sliding up my **** i would tap.....:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
res0 Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Read rules. fingers can't enter any orifice. does that really need to be stated in rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuiSki Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Why dont UFC fighters use the old check the oil technique? It seems like it would be a dominant strategy. I know if I had my shorts and opponents finger sliding up my **** i would tap.....:eek: creepy thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ_Bearcat Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Submission via rape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlurSlammer Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 I purposely illegally slammed a guy in a wrestling match because he was trying this gay cheap manover on me. I was DQ but I slammed him pretty dam good - I watched him roll on the mat in pain and then lay there for about 15 min. check your oil is crap and I hope anyone trying it gets whats coming to them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chongo81 Posted July 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Read rules. fingers can't enter any orifice. does that really need to be stated in rules Thats stupid....... This would really spice things up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chongo81 Posted July 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 I purposely illegally slammed a guy in a wrestling match because he was trying this gay cheap manover on me. I was DQ but I slammed him pretty dam good - I watched him roll on the mat in pain and then lay there for about 15 min. check your oil is crap and I hope anyone trying it gets whats coming to them You wanted to quit though didnt you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFedornator Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 I purposely illegally slammed a guy in a wrestling match because he was trying this gay cheap manover on me. I was DQ but I slammed him pretty dam good - I watched him roll on the mat in pain and then lay there for about 15 min. check your oil is crap and I hope anyone trying it gets whats coming to them Good Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZitLikkers Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 my bf checks my oil everyday and we don't have a car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getbeatson Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 i was actually having a little grappling tourny at this gym, and i caught this kid in a triangle choke and he tried to put his fingers up my **** for me to let go. i elbowed him in the top of the head like 5times til the ref pulled me away. i felt violated lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZitLikkers Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 i was actually having a little grappling tourny at this gym' date=' and i caught this kid in a triangle choke and he tried to put his fingers up my **** for me to let go. i elbowed him in the top of the head like 5times til the ref pulled me away. i felt violated lol[/quote'] that was me! and it wasnt my finger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getbeatson Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 that was me! and it wasnt my finger! lol you enjoy those stitches u got on the top of your head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZitLikkers Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 lol you enjoy those stitches u got on the top of your head? which head? you did accidentally use teeth, but its okay! your a beginner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thor7861 Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 dude, use the 5 on 2 slam, but im sure the rules are against it too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von_Kaiser Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Hell, women check oil too. You did the right thing slamming that punk down. I bet he thought twice before doing that again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Hell' date=' women check oil too. You did the right thing slamming that punk down. I bet he thought twice before doing that again.[/quote'] ^^yikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getbeatson Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 um. idk if thats a rape scene or a wrestling match. O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bright508620 Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 fking retards. no wonder people call wrestling and bjj GAY. its because of you people that post stupid things like this and taslk about dumb shi* like this. stop being GA* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getbeatson Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 why r u so butt hurt over this fun thread? i think you've had your oil checked a little to many times by ur uncle or something and any little mention of the subject brings back painfull memories to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chongo81 Posted July 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 fking retards. no wonder people call wrestling and bjj GAY. its because of you people that post stupid things like this and taslk about dumb shi* like this. stop being GA* Sounds like you have been Jiffey Lubed a few times yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZitLikker Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 I purposely illegally slammed a guy in a wrestling match because he was trying this gay cheap manover on me. I was DQ but I slammed him pretty dam good - I watched him roll on the mat in pain and then lay there for about 15 min. check your oil is crap and I hope anyone trying it gets whats coming to them yeah I bet you slammed him, behind the bleachers after the match huh, bet you gave him the ol' shileylee straight to the cornhole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getbeatson Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 yeah I bet you slammed him' date=' behind the bleachers after the match huh, bet you gave him the ol' shileylee straight to the cornhole[/quote']LMFAO! i actually laughed pretty hard while reading this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siwelewis Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Why dont UFC fighters use the old check the oil technique? It seems like it would be a dominant strategy. I know if I had my shorts and opponents finger sliding up my **** i would tap.....:eek: What made you sit down and think about this? :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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