Bubba_Pilks Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 This idea came to me because of the Crocodile vs. Polar Bear thread and I thought which would I least like to fight in their element ? I added one more animal that I would not want to f.ck with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banga94 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 lion in a dessert. i mean come on, its bad enuf having to fight a lion,. never mind being in a desert. with no buildings for miles if i was aquired with a wepun i wud choose polar bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigzagzig Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 this is extremely tough choice but something about being attacked by ancient killer that comes out of nowhere, unseen, with surprise, where you can be drown all in the same as your thrashed around, twisted, ripped limb from limb by something you won't really get a good look at... Ala Crocodile and also a Great White Shark I mean humans are HELPLESS in water vs. Anything.. far less of a chance then compared to on solid ground. i think i'd Least like to fight a large crocodile or shark for the reason above.. but really there is no right answer for this question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 1) polar bear would smash your skull with one swipe. done, dead, gone. QUICK. 2) a lion would ravage you a bit, but as quick as they could, one of the hunting members of the pride would clamp onto your neck with its massive jaws and crush your windpipe or break your neck. done, dead, gone. LESS QUICK! 3) crocodiles will often pull their prey to the bottom of a pool and half burry it under debris and logs in order to kill the prey by drowning. crocodiles will do the death roll and rip easily manageable pieces off of the victim. done (sortof) dead(eventually),gone. SLOW DEATH BY DISMEMBERMENT AND DROWNING. this is the order inwhich I would pick these fights based on how painfull the death would be. however, if the croc was less than 8ft long and the swamp was knee deep I might fight the croc because I might be able to win. if it looks like I will die, I would NOT want to fight the croc. if I have a chance of winning, I would LOVE to fight the croc. IF I am allowed to have a knife (or any weapon for that matter), I would rather fight the croc. if a polar bear or a lion is pissed off then you have no chance of living through it. if a croc is pissed off but living in a swamp (thus being a smallish croc) AND the swamp isnt too deep then I think I could survive a croc attack. (also if I am within a stones throw from land) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFedornator Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Polar Bear in arctic, to effing cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigzagzig Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 1) polar bear would smash your skull with one swipe.done' date=' dead, gone. QUICK. 2) a lion would ravage you a bit, but as quick as they could, one of the hunting members of the pride would clamp onto your neck with its massive jaws and crush your windpipe or break your neck. done, dead, gone. LESS QUICK! 3) crocodiles will often pull their prey to the bottom of a pool and half burry it under debris and logs in order to kill the prey by drowning. crocodiles will do the death roll and rip easily manageable pieces off of the victim. done (sortof) dead(eventually),gone. SLOW DEATH BY DISMEMBERMENT AND DROWNING. this is the order inwhich I would pick these fights based on how painfull the death would be. however, if the croc was less than 8ft long and the swamp was knee deep I might fight the croc because I might be able to win. if it looks like I will die, I would NOT want to fight the croc. if I have a chance of winning, I would LOVE to fight the croc.[/quote'] i know exactly what you mean, for intensive purposes of my response, i assumed all 3 were fully grown adult male apex predators of those species & in my mind, i imagined a dark water shallow to deep swamp for clarification Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wimpygimpet Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Polar Bear in arctic' date=' to effing cold[/quote'] I'm pretty sure the coldness will be the last thing on your mind. And i chose the gator because it would suck for it to lunge from the water and grab me before i even knew what happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba_Pilks Posted July 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 this is extremely tough choice but something about being attacked by ancient killer that comes out of nowhere' date=' unseen, with surprise, where you can be drown all in the same as your thrashed around, twisted, ripped limb from limb by something you won't really get a good look at... Ala Crocodile [b']and also a Great White Shark[/b] I mean humans are HELPLESS in water vs. Anything.. far less of a chance then compared to on solid ground. i think i'd Least like to fight a large crocodile or shark for the reason above.. but really there is no right answer for this question I was going to post it but if your in the ocean and there's a great white your ****ed, everyone would choose that option. I know I would !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba_Pilks Posted July 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 1) polar bear would smash your skull with one swipe.done' date=' dead, gone. QUICK. 2) a lion would ravage you a bit, but as quick as they could, one of the hunting members of the pride would clamp onto your neck with its massive jaws and crush your windpipe or break your neck. done, dead, gone. LESS QUICK! 3) crocodiles will often pull their prey to the bottom of a pool and half burry it under debris and logs in order to kill the prey by drowning. crocodiles will do the death roll and rip easily manageable pieces off of the victim. done (sortof) dead(eventually),gone. SLOW DEATH BY DISMEMBERMENT AND DROWNING. this is the order inwhich I would pick these fights based on how painfull the death would be. however, if the croc was less than 8ft long and the swamp was knee deep I might fight the croc because I might be able to win. if it looks like I will die, I would NOT want to fight the croc. if I have a chance of winning, I would LOVE to fight the croc. IF I am allowed to have a knife (or any weapon for that matter), I would rather fight the croc. if a polar bear or a lion is pissed off then you have no chance of living through it. if a croc is pissed off but living in a swamp (thus being a smallish croc) AND the swamp isnt too deep then I think I could survive a croc attack. (also if I am within a stones throw from land)[/quote'] That's some pretty good analysis In this scenario that I presented there are no weapons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 That's some pretty good analysis In this scenario that I presented there are no weapons here is a nice little video of how to survive a bear attack. my favorite line: "we dont do it like this anymore because the only thing protecting your face is your elbow and after the first swipe that is gone, then there is nothing protecting your face" (I paraphrase) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba_Pilks Posted July 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 here is a nice little video of how to survive a bear attack. my favorite line: "we dont do it like this anymore because the only thing protecting your face is your elbow and after the first swipe that is gone' date=' then there is nothing protecting your face" (I paraphrase) [/quote'] LOL - Well not really Bear's swipe their paws at 150 miles an hour, holy .... !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderProdigy Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 croc, least chance of survival Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Croc in a swamp.... it would suck because he'd try to drown you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Lion would be the most atheletic. Croc - i could weave trees at my blazing fast speed and buy myself a little more time Bear - nothing you can do except back a way slowly. I'd lease like to fight the lion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba_Pilks Posted July 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Lion would be the most atheletic. Croc - i could weave trees at my blazing fast speed and buy myself a little more time Bear - nothing you can do except back a way slowly. I'd lease like to fight the lion. Me too, me too. I just read an article that said, if they bite your skull death is immediate but sometimes they grab you by the shoulder and drag you for a while and bite at your thighs and back, death may not occur for 15 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruz2990 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Thats a tough one your f u c ked either way, but I would take my chances with a bear and play dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba_Pilks Posted July 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Thats a tough one your f u c ked either way' date=' but I would take my chances with a bear and play dead![/quote'] Which one would you least like to fight ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAV Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 A crocidile in a swamp, because when it does the death roll all you have to do is wrap your body around it so you roll with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turlochhealy10 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 how about Brock Lesnar in the octagon? haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba_Pilks Posted July 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 A crocidile in a swamp' date=' because when it does the death roll all you have to do is wrap your body around it so you roll with it.[/quote'] Ummm what ???? The question is which you would least like to fight and if it has your leg how are you supposed to roll with it ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vendur Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Arctic would probably kill you just as fast as the polar bear. So even if you survive the ecounter with the bear, you will die shortly after no matter what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruz2990 Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Which one would you least like to fight ? Sorry dude I kinda of got off track there, but I would have to say the lion because I dont see anyway of making it out alive in that fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigzagzig Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 do you want to know which animal i would rather not fight over All 3? the answer might surprise some, but after reading the discription, probably Not: The Adult Male Chimpanzee. it would beat you down with strikes, eat off each one of your fingers individually, it would bite off your nose & lips, it would bite off your ears & try to go for your eyes, they also have a very HIGH tendancy to go directly for the genitals (in both humans & other chimpanzees), which they would chew off. but hey, atleast you could survive this encounter right? as opposed to one with a bear/lion/crocodile.... but in reality if all of the above was done to you... what man is going to want to live? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david_vaessen Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 the croc is the worst death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uaquin Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 The Croc. They are cold blooded killers. Thing with a Polar Bear or Lion or really any mammal type predator is you do have a chance to scare them off with noise.. They are afraid of man to a certain extent. Crocs, well you are just food to them period. I remember reading an article somewhere that Salt Water and Nile Crocs are one of the few animals that see humans as an on going and natural food source. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adambomber Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 ok and now the correct answer Lion Lions are faster and more agile than a polar bear, no way you could get away from an attacking lion. and if you run they get more aggressive a Polar bear you could possibly outmaneuver a Crocodile is like MAtt Serra, it has a punchers chance, if it misses you , you can run to land and be safe a lion you are screwed, no possibly way to get away ' even worse would be a chimp, or in open water a shark / thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba_Pilks Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 ok and now the correct answer Lion Lions are faster and more agile than a polar bear' date=' no way you could get away from an attacking lion. and if you run they get more aggressive a Polar bear you could possibly outmaneuver a Crocodile is like MAtt Serra, it has a punchers chance, if it misses you , you can run to land and be safe a lion you are screwed, no possibly way to get away ' even worse would be a chimp, or in open water a shark / thread Did you hear about that chick that literally had her entire face eaten by a chimp, those things are nuts, you can find the article on google Of the three I choose a Lion, but if a shark was coming around in open water I would just drown myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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