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It's not really a surprise that such a droll fighter as Fitch does not have a nickname, after all that would require him to have a personality. But in the interest of fairness I think we as a community should give him one.

 

I decree that from this day he should be named thus:

 

Jon 'The Decision' Fitch

 

With a whirlwind of boredom and lethargy, Fitch's last 7 fights have all ended in decisions.

Talk about winning ugly, this guy has it down to an art.

 

So the floor is open to your suggestions.

 

Possible entries:

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It's not really a surprise that such a droll fighter as Fitch does not have a nickname' date=' after all that would require him to have a personality. But in the interest of fairness I think we as a community should give him one.

 

I decree that from this day he should be named thus:

 

[b']Jon 'The Decision' Fitch[/b]

 

With a whirlwind of boredom and lethargy, Fitch's last 7 fights have all ended in decisions.

Talk about winning ugly, this guy has it down to an art.

 

So the floor is open to your suggestions.

 

Possible entries:

 

 

C'mon bro why finish fights when you can win by decision lol

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does no one appreciate wrestling? Personally to me it is exciting. Same deal with jui jitsu. I have seen too many threads were people are bi*ching and whining about how this guy can't finish a fight. How he uses wrestling, wheather it's fitch, gsp, bader, whoever, doesn't finish the fight. WHO CARES! it really bugs me when people say this. But whats the worst thing is when the fight goes to the ground and the fans in the building start to boo at them. Like someone else in this thread said, this is mma people, if you don't want to watch fights go to the ground, go watch k-1 or boxing.

 

good day

 

- MMA_IS_LIFE

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does no one appreciate wrestling? Personally to me it is exciting. Same deal with jui jitsu. I have seen too many threads were people are bi*ching and whining about how this guy can't finish a fight. How he uses wrestling' date=' wheather it's fitch, gsp, bader, whoever, doesn't finish the fight. WHO CARES! it really bugs me when people say this. But whats the worst thing is when the fight goes to the ground and the fans in the building start to boo at them. Like someone else in this thread said, this is mma people, if you don't want to watch fights go to the ground, go watch k-1 or boxing.

 

good day

 

- MMA_IS_LIFE[/quote']

 

Yeah sure. Or just maybe they could take the other guy down and ****ING DO SOMETHING. Theres tons of fighters with great, exciting ground games. Fitch's lame **** just isnt one of them.

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It's not really a surprise that such a droll fighter as Fitch does not have a nickname' date=' after all that would require him to have a personality. But in the interest of fairness I think we as a community should give him one.

 

I decree that from this day he should be named thus:

 

[b']Jon 'The Decision' Fitch[/b]

 

With a whirlwind of boredom and lethargy, Fitch's last 7 fights have all ended in decisions.

Talk about winning ugly, this guy has it down to an art.

 

So the floor is open to your suggestions.

 

Possible entries:

 

fighter nicknames are usually pretty g@y.

ken flo and j-lau are SUPER lame

the carpenter: nobody cares where you used to work.

sugar: already been done, by a much better fighter

da spyder: weak

matt "the hammer" hamill: gee, how creative. did you need a degree in literature to come up with that one?

the worst nickname ever? "the dean of mean" just because you found a word that rhymes with your name doesn't mean it's cool. it kinda dr. seuss-ish

 

also stupid: any name with pitbull, bulldog, psycho or assassin

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It's not really a surprise that such a droll fighter as Fitch does not have a nickname' date=' after all that would require him to have a personality. But in the interest of fairness I think we as a community should give him one.

 

I decree that from this day he should be named thus:

 

[b']Jon 'The Decision' Fitch[/b]

 

With a whirlwind of boredom and lethargy, Fitch's last 7 fights have all ended in decisions.

Talk about winning ugly, this guy has it down to an art.

 

So the floor is open to your suggestions.

 

Possible entries:

 

The Grinder

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Yeah sure. Or just maybe they could take the other guy down and ****ING DO SOMETHING. Theres tons of fighters with great' date=' exciting ground games. Fitch's lame **** just isnt one of them.[/quote']

 

Pretty much, wrestling is legit and there are many good wrestlers that use their skills to finish fights, then there are **** like Fitch that are content to lay on someone for 3 rounds.

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fighter nicknames are usually pretty g@y.

ken flo and j-lau are SUPER lame

the carpenter: nobody cares where you used to work.

sugar: already been done' date=' by a much better fighter

da spyder: weak

matt "the hammer" hamill: gee, how creative. did you need a degree in literature to come up with that one?

the worst nickname ever? "the dean of mean" just because you found a word that rhymes with your name doesn't mean it's cool. it kinda dr. seuss-ish

 

also stupid: any name with pitbull, bulldog, psycho or assassin[/quote']

 

 

Dude "cabbage" and "the janitor" FTW.

 

on a more serious note though. whats up with eastern Europeans and weird **** names? Are cabbages and janitors scary in Russia? Do parents say "be good or the cabbage will get you"?

 

WTF?

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cabbage is from hawaii noob

 

Okay so Hawaiians are scared of cabbages and russians are scared of janitors.

 

I guess Edgar should come out shaking a cabbage, with cabbages painted on his gloves.

 

Since apparently in hawaii the cabbage is terrifying.

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Okay so Hawaiians are scared of cabbages and russians are scared of janitors.

 

I guess Edgar should come out shaking a cabbage' date=' with cabbages painted on his gloves.

 

Since apparently in hawaii the cabbage is terrifying.[/quote']

 

why does a nickname have to be frightening? so are americans also afraid of icemen? or of sugar?

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Yeah sure. Or just maybe they could take the other guy down and ****ING DO SOMETHING. Theres tons of fighters with great' date=' exciting ground games. Fitch's lame **** just isnt one of them.[/quote']

 

+1

 

Can't stand when people say go watch K1 when you mention a fighter is boring on the ground. Most people enjoy a good ground game, I love watching the BJJ guys on the ground, and the wrestlers with good GNP are also very fun. But the ones who are looking to lay on top to win the round 10-9 and in no way are looking to finish, yea there ****ing boring.

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I love the ground game as much as the next man (no h.o.m.o) but Fitch is a one trick pony. Nobody wants to see him lay on top of Alves whispering sweet nothings into his ear for 15 minutes.

 

You can say you would rather win ugly as long as you win. But think about this, he has no legacy. In ten years time no one is going to remember his fights. Even talking about this guy for too long gets me down.

 

 

 

Having said this, I will be kind of hoping for another decision - it's too funny.

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Okay so Hawaiians are scared of cabbages and russians are scared of janitors.

 

I guess Edgar should come out shaking a cabbage' date=' with cabbages painted on his gloves.

 

Since apparently in hawaii the cabbage is terrifying.[/quote']

 

there is a reason he is called the janitor, something to do with in a wrestling competition the other people competing thought he was a janitor or something and it stuck

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I love the ground game as much as the next man (no h.o.m.o) but Fitch is a one trick pony. Nobody wants to see him lay on top of Alves whispering sweet nothings into his ear for 15 minutes.

 

You can say you would rather win ugly as long as you win. But think about this, he has no legacy. In ten years time no one is going to remember his fights. Even talking about this guy for too long gets me down.

 

This^

I Love "The Decision" for a nickname!

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this isnt just fitch this is a majority of greg jacksons fighters not all but most gsp no risks' date=' rashad no risks, fitch no risks but they have some good wins and always come with a game plan they stick too[/quote']

 

OK first of all Fitch doesnt train at greg jacksons gym... he trains at AKA. Also the only fighters at greg jacksons gym that dont take risks are GSP and Rashad Evans. What about Shane Carwin, Jon Jones, Nate Marquardt, Keith Jardine, Carlos Condit, Melvin Guillard, and the list goes on, they are all exciting fighters...

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there is a reason he is called the janitor' date=' something to do with in a wrestling competition the other people competing thought he was a janitor or something and it stuck[/quote']

 

Thats really interesting. I always wondered about that one.

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