FroZeN Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Chael Sonnen is set to fight Anderson Silva for the MW title on August 7th. August 8th will be the day that the Chael Sonnen MMA Moron Scholarship will be created. Why is it going to be created you ask? I have the answers for you: Chael Sonnen is the only person idiotic enough to talk crap to the best P4P fighter on the planet. This in itself should get a scholarship named after him. The real reason though, will be because Silva is going to leave Sonnen handicapped, physically and mentally. This scholarship will make it possible for all idiots that talk crap and get whooped in a fight, to go to college and try to receive an education. That is if they can go through one class period without having flashbacks to said fight and spazzing out. How do you earn this scholarship you say? Well, just be an idiot like Chael Sonnen. Call out the best fighter of your gym, say ridiculous things to him. Tell him his BJJ black belt is like getting a toy in your happy meal. Once he utterly wrecks you in your fight and you are left handicapped for the rest of your life, you can then apply for this scholarship. Chael Sonnen has said that he will personally review all applications for this scholarship after the bout. He will find the biggest dbag out there besides him, and accept his application. You hear that Tito Ortiz? This is your chance bruh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalk Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 There is one problem with your scholarship. How will Chael Sonnen review applications when he lacks the ability to sustain competent thought? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FroZeN Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 There is one problem with your scholarship. How will Chael Sonnen review applications when he lacks the ability to sustain competent thought? He never had a logical process of thinking to begin with. So why does it matter? Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalk Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 touche... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micloudon Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 On Aug 7th Chael Sonnen will wear 12 lbs of gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalk Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 On Aug 7th Chael Sonnen will wear 12 lbs of gold Only if he robs a bank after the fight like Lee Murray did after Silva whooped him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FroZeN Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Only if he robs a bank after the fight like Lee Murray did after Silva whooped him. haha +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest1406052140 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Only if he robs a bank after the fight like Lee Murray did after Silva whooped him. Not sure how he'll rob a bank while he's taking a nap in the octagon, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalk Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Yeah, that and I'm not sure how late sperm banks are open in Oakland. B-U-R-N. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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