computer help!

[BJBJJ]

my internet connection is really slow and I cant figure out why.

 

my friends tell me it is because I custom built my computer but I doubt this very much.

 

I set out to develop a computer without using silicone in any way.

 

my main processor is a hodge podge of wooden cogs and interlocking gears which are controlled by a number of cranks and pullys.

 

it is awkward, there is silicone in EVERYTHING.

 

for a keyboard I had to use an old typewritter, each key is attached to a different strand of piano wire which is inturn attached to a small balsa wood lever above my screen.

 

each lever turns a different cog 1/4 turn thus defining what letter I input.

 

it is all numerical, for the numbers 1-9 each cog has 1-9 teeth.

the number 0 has 10 teeth, and the letters a through z have 11 to 36 teeth, then come capitals, then punctuation etc.

 

in order to maintain an internet connection I have to ride a stationary bike whos chain is attached to another series of gears behind me..... I also have a large hamster wheel that I get my girlfriend to run in when I need to download things like pictures of cats, or hardcore internet ****ography.

 

truth be told, the computer is essentially a 386 and requires ALOT of upper body and calf strength to run for any length of time.

 

so back on topic..... anyone know why my connection seems to be slow?

is it because my entire computer is made of wood and varnish?

[Clogger]

I think the gears slow down ur nternet m8

 

Try these, the are working great with mine connection:

 

 

 

[zigzagzig]

is it because my entire computer is made of wood and varnish?

No., that isn't the reason.

 

but i can't help you, i have no clue why the son of a ***** would be acting up.

 

Edit: i think your girlfriend might just be ****ing lazy.

 

you should whip her.

[MrDevil]

try clean internet cache.

 

or

Make connection speed test and you see the result does they match.

 

or

if your IP is used to on someones else..like "botnet,ddos" get some IP tools and let it scan whole day to see where the connection speed goes.

[BJBJJ]

try clean internet cache.

 

or

Make connection speed test and you see the result does they match.

 

or

if your IP is used to on someones else..like "botnet' date='ddos" get some IP tools and let it scan whole day to see where the connection speed goes.[/quote']

 

lol.

jesus christ devil!

 

listen.... all I know is to use control panel to erase browser memory so that there is no record of ample ****ography downloads for the world to see.

 

the giant hamster wheel my GF has to run in in order for me to be able to download ****ography is facing backwards, away from the computer..... I just tell her I am downloading the latest episode of "iron chef"

 

 

but you just gave me an idea.... I could divert the creek that runs through my property to run said hamster wheel thus making private downloading of ample dirty homose.....HETEROSEXUAL ****ography, much more private.

 

thats it.... my computer is going to become hydro electric.

[MrDevil]

lol.

jesus christ devil!

 

listen.... all I know is to use control panel to erase browser memory so that there is no record of ample ****ography downloads for the world to see.

 

the giant hamster wheel my GF has to run in in order for me to be able to download ****ography is facing backwards' date=' away from the computer..... I just tell her I am downloading the latest episode of "iron chef"

 

 

but you just gave me an idea.... I could divert the creek that runs through my property to run said hamster wheel thus making private downloading of ample dirty homose.....HETEROSEXUAL ****ography, much more private.

 

thats it.... my computer is going to become hydro electric.[/quote']

 

actual..when ya download using dc++ or utorrent you pretty much give away your ip

[IM4MMA]

I know mine slows down from all the inappropriate sights I visit.

[ToiletSeat]

Have you tried turning it off and on again...

[zigzagzig]

lol.

jesus christ devil!

 

listen.... all I know is to use control panel to erase browser memory so that there is no record of ample ****ography downloads for the world to see.

 

the giant hamster wheel my GF has to run in in order for me to be able to download ****ography is facing backwards' date=' away from the computer..... I just tell her I am downloading the latest episode of "iron chef"

 

 

but you just gave me an idea.... I could divert the creek that runs through my property to run said hamster wheel thus making private downloading of ample dirty homose.....HETEROSEXUAL ****ography, much more private.

 

thats it.... my computer is going to become hydro electric.[/quote']

 

i bet the creek is probably far less lazy then your girlfriend, if you aren't going to whip her,

 

time to trade up to the good ol' creek.

[Hillary]

I think the gears slow down ur nternet m8

 

Try these' date=' the are working great with mine connection:

 

 

 

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Hahaha Those gears do work good