Jump to content
UFC® Fight Club – Forum

Cereal Killer appreciation thread

Cereal_Killer1406053034

Recommended Posts

Cereal_Killer1406053034

Cereal_Killer1406053034

Posted
Posted

Give it up for a man who not only haas supreme knowledge in all things sports (except hockey,, soccer, tennis, pool, bowling, badmitton, volleyball, croquet, cricket, shuffleboard, etc etc) But has also walked the earth for 29 glorious years and has always kept his head up at every obstacle.

 

When he knocked up his best friends girl friend, did he panic?..NO!...He did the responsible thing and paid half for the abortion.

 

When the cops took him in for drunk in public, did he get misty eyed?...NO!...He sucker punched the guy that he was running his mouth to before the cops could cuff him.

 

When he went hunting for the first time, did he come home empty handed?...NO!...He found a deer that someone had shot, tied it to the 4 wheeler, took it home and said he killed it.

 

When he can't beat a video game, does he look up codes to cheat?....NO!...He slams the controller down and says the game is cheating.

 

When his old lady doesn't feel like cooking, does he cook for her?....NO!...He gives her five to the eye and tells her she better get her cancer ridden **** in the kitchen and make him some dinner.

 

When he runs out of booze, does he go to the store for more?....NO!...He mixes all weather coolant in with some coke and continues watching the game.

 

When his friend was upset about his mother dying, did he give him a shoulder to cry on?....No...He reminded his friend how bad his mom was in bed to make him think of her as a *****!

 

When the toilet gets clogged up, does he call a plumber to fix it?...NO...He goes next door and ***** in their toilet.

 

When a Jahova witness comes to the door, does he slam the door in their face...NO!....He lets them in, throws on some Slayer, and starts to strip very slowly.

 

So here's to you Cereal Killer!....Others might not appreciate you, but I sure as hell do!

Link to comment
Share on other sites
SamuraiHart

SamuraiHart

Posted
Posted
Give it up for a man who not only haas supreme knowledge in all things sports (except hockey' date=', soccer, tennis, pool, bowling, badmitton, volleyball, croquet, cricket, shuffleboard, etc etc) But has also walked the earth for 29 glorious years and has always kept his head up at every obstacle.

 

When he knocked up his best friends girl friend, did he panic?..NO!...He did the responsible thing and paid half for the abortion.

 

When the cops took him in for drunk in public, did he get misty eyed?...NO!...He sucker punched the guy that he was running his mouth to before the cops could cuff him.

 

When he can't beat a video game, does he look up codes to cheat?....NO!...He slams the controller down and says the game is cheating.

 

When a Jahova witness comes to the door, does he slam the door in their face...NO!....He lets them in, throws on some Slayer, and starts to strip very slowly.

 

So here's to you Cereal Killer!....Others might not appreciate you, but I sure as hell do![/quote']

 

These made me laugh,

 

Eh, you like Tool, your good in my book.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
zigzagzig

zigzagzig

Posted
Posted

your username is pretty appreciated, because i too am an avid cereal killer, maybe not on your level but to some extent

 

and a few of your former posts definitely we're cosigned by myself, who is also great, in turn making you even greater being cosigned by a fellow great one.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
BJBJJ

BJBJJ

Posted
Posted

When he can't beat a video game' date=' does he look up codes to cheat?....NO!...He slams the controller down and says the game is cheating.

 

 

When he runs out of booze, does he go to the store for more?....NO!...He mixes all weather coolant in with some coke and continues watching the game.

 

[/quote']

 

these 2 are well done.

 

kudos to you sir.

 

though I have little if any appreciation for you as a human being, I akcnowlege that these 2 gags are great.

 

I cant count the number of SNES controllers that got destroyed because of street fighter 2 and mario kart.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
BJBJJ

BJBJJ

Posted
Posted
Don't come in here unless you are appreciative of my greatness.

 

I have no appreciation for you and I would hardly refer to you as great. sub par or slightly below average MAYBE. but great....pfft, far from it.

 

you wallow in the shallow tepid pool of mediocrity. you know the pool I am talking about. the shallow one that the kids are always pissing in. the pool that is so mediocre that even the fattest, most useless little troglodite of a child can still play in it without being challenged in any way either mentally or physically.

yah....THATS the one.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
BJBJJ

BJBJJ

Posted
Posted
hahah man... memories...

 

 

yes, in SF2 on the snes it is a FACT that the game cheats.

 

sometimes when you are shooting constant fireballs the computer will duck and just slide forward, as if someone was "click and drag" ing their player within reach of you.

 

I am getting angry just thinking about it.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
sobercuban

sobercuban

Posted
Posted
yes' date=' in SF2 on the snes it is a FACT that the game cheats.

 

sometimes when you are shooting constant fireballs the computer will duck and just slide forward, as if someone was "click and drag" ing their player within reach of you.

 

I am getting angry just thinking about it.[/quote']

 

I always tried to beat Level 7 difficulty without losing a round (SF2 Turbo). Could never pull it off.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Cereal_Killer1406053034

Cereal_Killer1406053034

Posted
  • Author
Posted
I have no appreciation for you and I would hardly refer to you as great. sub par or slightly below average MAYBE. but great....pfft' date=' far from it.

 

you wallow in the shallow tepid pool of mediocrity. you know the pool I am talking about. the shallow one that the kids are always pissing in. the pool that is so mediocre that even the fattest, most useless little troglodite of a child can still play in it without being challenged in any way either mentally or physically.

yah....THATS the one.[/quote']

 

I appreciate your ability to look up words on google to sound intelligent, that sir is your gift.

 

While reading this all I could think about was you being in the pool right beside me playing a retarded version of marco polo, or with two retarded girls on our shoulders chicken fighting.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Cereal_Killer1406053034

Cereal_Killer1406053034

Posted
  • Author
Posted
haha. what a fawken *******. gotta make a thread to feel appreciated and get attention. haha. sad life. judging from all the things you just said you a straight up loser.

 

Someone parents didn't teach them about sarcasm, did they?

 

Let me spell it out for you in a manner that even you can understand....This is my satirical response to all the appreaction threads going around.

 

You got that?...I doubt it but im not gonna spell it out any bettter than that for ya.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
purebreed

purebreed

Posted
Posted
Someone parents didn't teach them about sarcasm' date=' did they?

 

Let me spell it out for you in a manner that even you can understand....This is my satirical response to all the appreaction threads going around.

 

You got that?...I doubt it but im not gonna spell it out any bettter than that for ya.[/quote']

 

haha. 29 year old scrub

Link to comment
Share on other sites
BJBJJ

BJBJJ

Posted
Posted
I appreciate your ability to look up words on google to sound intelligent' date=' that sir is your gift.

[/quote']

 

incorrect assumption.

this however DOES lead me to believe that you required assistance in reading my post.

 

I will refrain from using my linguistic acrobatics around a slovenly and apathetic drone such as yourself in the future.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Cereal_Killer1406053034

Cereal_Killer1406053034

Posted
  • Author
Posted
incorrect assumption.

this however DOES lead me to believe that you required assistance in reading my post.

 

I will refrain from using my linguistic acrobatics around a slovenly and apathetic drone such as yourself in the future.

 

Ahhh the edit!

 

You had to look them up again didn't ya.

 

Stop trying to be Janeane Garofalo

Link to comment
Share on other sites
BJBJJ

BJBJJ

Posted
Posted
Ahhh the edit!

 

You had to look them up again didn't ya.

 

Stop trying to be Janeane Garofalo

 

this blatant disregard for reality is precisely why I have little to no appreciation for you.

I appreciate a primate eating his own feces more than you because a primate eating his own feces is mildly entertaining.

 

unlike janeane garofalo.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
KungFuMaster

KungFuMaster

Posted
Posted
Possibly

 

I have a lolly pop we can share. :P

 

I think you and I could be friends KFM....am I wrong? ;)

 

I am walking through a forest.

 

I hear a voice.....or is it a howl?

 

I am confused.

 

I hear birds chirp.

 

I turn around and before me is...

 

A cougar in stealth mode.

 

Should I run or should I hold my ground?

 

The cougar takes a step forward.

 

I grab a branch.

 

Will I survive this encounter?

 

Who is in control of this situation?

 

Is it me or is it the cougar?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go to topic listing

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...