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my family and I went camping in the Sierra Nevadas and at night when we were about to go into our tents' date=' a bear showed up. it didn't do anything we were just frightened and didn't know what the flip to do.[/quote']

 

Are you serious. Why didnt the bear attack yee?

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I ate some mushrooms. I wanted the nervous/anxious/freaked out feeling to go away.

 

For six hours.

 

I did see some cool stuff though! :D

 

lol.

 

I never hallucinate.

 

never hallucinated on mushrooms or acid.

never did mescalin ..... that would likely do it.

 

but I am too old now to do anything more than smoking a joint and drinking a 6 pack.

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Having a poo in the disabled toilets of a airport whilst me and a group of friends were about to leave for zant?, someone knocks the door and makes a retard sound (hard to explain.) and I initially thought it was my friend and shouted, F*ck off you f*ggot, that wont work on me (he was also bursting for the toilet), after finishing my job I open the door and low and behold theres an autistic child listening to music with her mother beside her staring at me whilst my friends literally rolling on the floor with laughter, I strolled by calmly acting as if nothing happened. Still feel like a bit of a prick after that.

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lol.

 

I never hallucinate.

 

never hallucinated on mushrooms or acid.

never did mescalin ..... that would likely do it.

 

but I am too old now to do anything more than smoking a joint and drinking a 6 pack.

 

Other than seeing tracers on acid, that shroom trip was the only time I hallucinated. I was sitting in my bathroom staring at this crumpled towel on the floor.....it turned into a squirming fish. I laughed. I'll tell you one thing--watching this Gumby home video I have and smokin a j helped me come down nicely.

 

Epic Gumby video---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWYYkF6DOnk

 

Now all I do is smoke and occasionally drink.

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Other than seeing tracers on acid' date=' that shroom trip was the only time I hallucinated. I was sitting in my bathroom staring at this crumpled towel on the floor.....it turned into a squirming fish. I laughed. I'll tell you one thing--watching this Gumby home video I have and smokin a j helped me come down nicely.

 

Epic Gumby video---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWYYkF6DOnk

 

Now all I do is smoke and occasionally drink.[/quote']

 

you're too crazy doc

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I was with some friends and heard there was a friend of a friend going for a fight, so we went to look at it, when the guy turned up later there was literally like forty of them and ten of us, i honestly thought i was gonna get hospitalised, i could see them trying to hide the bats they had. from that day i stayed away from them kids. The area they entered into the field was a kind of small alley, it took like a min or two for them all to get through. luckily the police showed and they all ran. oh and i had a gun to my head when my house was robbed, i was thrown in the road when i was a little kid. a few more. lol.. i kinda had a messed up life.. so awesome tho :D

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Other than seeing tracers on acid' date=' that shroom trip was the only time I hallucinated. I was sitting in my bathroom staring at this crumpled towel on the floor.....it turned into a squirming fish. I laughed. I'll tell you one thing--watching this Gumby home video I have and smokin a j helped me come down nicely.

 

Epic Gumby video---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWYYkF6DOnk

 

Now all I do is smoke and occasionally drink.[/quote']

 

me and a group of friends used to eat mushrooms every weekend and go wandering in the woods.

 

there was a pack of coyotes who lived there and when they started howling you would chase the sound and you could hear the pack moving by their howls..... pretty fun.

 

and I KNOW this was not a hallucination because we did it straight to.

 

If I smoke dope then I usually buy a bunch and smoke for a couple months, then dont smoke for a year.

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The worst situation is when I was walking home from school. I was in middle school, 6th grade I believe. Some guys, much older and bigger, were walking a few yards behind me. They started throwing rocks at me. Some of them hit me in the head, and they hurt like a mutha! I wasn't about to turn around and start something with them so I just ignored them. They were much bigger, and I was badly outnumbered. Then they started talking crap to me for no reason. I felt very helpless. They continued to bully me until I got home. I have to say, that was the weakest I have ever felt.

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me and a group of friends used to eat mushrooms every weekend and go wandering in the woods.

 

there was a pack of coyotes who lived there and when they started howling you would chase the sound and you could hear the pack moving by their howls..... pretty fun.

 

and I KNOW this was not a hallucination because we did it straight to.

 

If I smoke dope then I usually buy a bunch and smoke for a couple months' date=' then dont smoke for a year.[/quote']

 

That must be a fun couple of months.

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The worst situation is when I was walking home from school. I was in middle school' date=' 6th grade I believe. Some guys, much older and bigger, were walking a few yards behind me. They started throwing rocks at me. Some of them hit me in the head, and they hurt like a mutha! I wasn't about to turn around and start something with them so I just ignored them. They were much bigger, and I was badly outnumbered. Then they started talking crap to me for no reason. I felt very helpless. They continued to bully me until I got home. I have to say, that was the weakest I have ever felt.[/quote']

 

You should of stood up for yourself. Atleast then you would have not lost your self-respect.

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You should of stood up for yourself. Atleast then you would have not lost your self-respect.

 

Eh, I was only 100 lbs. back then against 5-7 guys twice my size. Standing up for myself would have been a pretty dumb thing to do.

 

I didn't lose any self-respect. I'm very proud of myself for never being in any fights. I don't plan on fighting (excluding MMA) anyone unless my family or my girlfriend's well-being is involved.

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Eh' date=' I was only 100 lbs. back then against 5-7 guys twice my size. Standing up for myself would have been a pretty dumb thing to do.

 

I didn't lose any self-respect. I'm very proud of myself for never being in any fights. I don't plan on fighting (excluding MMA) anyone unless my family or my girlfriend's well-being is involved.[/quote']

 

good guy.

 

maturity, self respect.

 

 

refusing to get into a street fight is NOT equivalent to cowardice.

quite the contrary, continuing to demand that a passive individual fight you IS cowardice.

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worst thing that ever happened to me was me and a couple of friends were hiking/camping/drinking, we were way out in the middle of nowhere, and one friend fell and smashed his head open. our cell phones didnt get any service, so we had to carry him like a day and a half to the nearest road. he ended up being fine, but damn, that definatley ruined a good weekend

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worst thing that ever happened to me was me and a couple of friends were hiking/camping/drinking' date=' we were way out in the middle of nowhere, and one friend fell and smashed his head open. our cell phones didnt get any service, so we had to carry him like a day and a half to the nearest road. he ended up being fine, but damn, that definatley ruined a good weekend[/quote']

 

Jeeze! That's some crazy shiznit. I'm glad your friend turned out to be okay.

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Jeeze! That's some crazy shiznit. I'm glad your friend turned out to be okay.

 

thanks, we had to wrap his head up in a towel, to stop the bleeding. the towel was absoloutley drenched in like 10 minutes. He kept slipping in and out of conciousness. it was more of a severe concusion than like his head getting split open, but it was sick, cause there was this big flap of skin that hung off the top of his head:eek:

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thanks' date=' we had to wrap his head up in a towel, to stop the bleeding. the towel was absoloutley drenched in like 10 minutes. He kept slipping in and out of conciousness. it was more of a severe concusion than like his head getting split open, but it was sick, cause there was this big flap of skin that hung off the top of his head:eek:[/quote']

 

I thought his skull broke or something like that. That's still pretty crazy though.

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I ate some mushrooms. I wanted the nervous/anxious/freaked out feeling to go away.

 

For six hours.

 

I did see some cool stuff though! :D

Me too. They were too fresh and I sweated balls and really believed I was going to die. My roommate just laughed.

 

High speed chase with 4-5 cops. I got away after driving through an extremely muddy field and they wouldn't follow me in. Truck got stuck 300+ yards in an ran through a trainyard. Luckily i snatched my phone when I ditched my truck and called a friend( a very good friend) to pick me up.

 

Ahh the dumb stuff we do as teenagers.

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Worst situation, I was 12 years old getting driven home after a baseball game. My mom got a phone call on my way home that my grandpa collapsed so we went there as fast as possible. We got there right before the ambulance. Watched my grandpa take his last breaths. Tough thing for a kid.

 

Second worst thing. We were in a bar in Minneapolis, MN and my friend got into an argument with a few guys. One of them pulled a knife and we didn't have any weapons. My friend being a smartass says oh you brought a knife to a gun fight. They had a gun too and pulled it on us. Luckily the cops showed up.

 

3rd worst situation. I was at my friends college graduation party. I was outside talking on the phone and a few guys that I knew walked up and started talking to me. A guy that was with them mistook me for someone he was arguing with at the bar earlier and hit me with tire iron upside the head. It didn't knock me out but it hurt bad. Doc said that if it was a 1/2 inch lower that it would have probably killed me.

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17 years old working on a dairy farm. Bringing the cows in for morning milk and one freaked out for some reason ( and with dairy cow beings as dumb as they are was probably a squirrel or something) slipped on the wet pavement and fell on me landing on my chest and wouldn't get up. Full size 1000lb+ Holstien laying on me, thought I was going to suffocate. One of the other hands saw it happen and managed to get the cow up

 

Ended up with 4 broken ribs.

 

 

Came face to face with an Orca while scuba diving off Vancouver Island. Let me tell ya, Shamu looks way more friendly in a tank at Sea World than 20 ft away 50ft under water.

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Having a poo in the disabled toilets of a airport whilst me and a group of friends were about to leave for zant?' date=' someone knocks the door and makes a retard sound (hard to explain.) and I initially thought it was my friend and shouted, F*ck off you f*ggot, that wont work on me (he was also bursting for the toilet), after finishing my job I open the door and low and behold theres an autistic child listening to music with her mother beside her staring at me whilst my friends literally rolling on the floor with laughter, I strolled by calmly acting as if nothing happened. Still feel like a bit of a prick after that.[/quote']

 

I'm calling shenanigans as this story is a little too similar to a joke / story English comedian Frank Skinner told about David Baddiel on his Live in Birmingham gig.

 

As for me, well this was probably the worst thing that happened to me.

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hmmm worst situation eh? thats tuff... the time i got my jaw unhinged and teeth through my lips than curb stomped, the time a girl i cared for told me bout her father being sexually inappropriate with her so i took a bat to his house, or one of the many times my mom was strung out and screaming and crying and lighting stuff on fire or having some guy over... tough call.

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Well heres one of many..These guys broke in our house when I was seven & took me,my mom,her roommate,& the roommates boyfriend hostage..They killed the boyfriend,shot him through the head,my mom hid me under the bed & made a run out the house to get help.. She got help,then the police had the house surrounded,the guys had already left..So after a while"me being alone in the house by then" I made my way out the house to Safety..

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17 years old working on a dairy farm. Bringing the cows in for morning milk and one freaked out for some reason ( and with dairy cow beings as dumb as they are was probably a squirrel or something) slipped on the wet pavement and fell on me landing on my chest and wouldn't get up. Full size 1000lb+ Holstien laying on me' date=' thought I was going to suffocate. One of the other hands saw it happen and managed to get the cow up

 

Ended up with 4 broken ribs.

 

 

Came face to face with an Orca while scuba diving off Vancouver Island. Let me tell ya, Shamu looks way more friendly in a tank at Sea World than 20 ft away 50ft under water.[/quote']

 

man that orca encounter is scary! I live on Vancouver Island and have always thought about scuba diving but man, that's insane!

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Continued--Anyways,my mom had to go to trial,while the trial was going on his family threatened to kill us..We were hiding out,when a car drove up to our house & my mom looked out the window & saw a couple of men with guns..So we ran out the back jumped the fence & went to a neighbors who wouldn't help us..So we ran in front of the house to an old mans house next door"whom taught me to play chess & checkers"he pulled out a 45 & told us we were safe..I was taught how to shoot a gun at 7 & was told"by my mom" that if anybody came in the door to shoot them..I slept with a loaded gun beside me many times during the trial..I remember us being at the grocery store & my mom seeing his family members & us leaving everything in the cart because she was scared for our lives..

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man that orca encounter is scary! I live on Vancouver Island and have always thought about scuba diving but man' date=' that's insane![/quote']

 

It scared the **** out me you can believe it. Especially as I had a couple ling cod I had shot with my spear gun all nice and bleeding dragging on a rope behind me.

 

 

It really didn't show any aggression though just kinda circled me and swam off. Perhaps it couldn't see me in the brown cloudy water.;)

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Recent worst situation:

 

Robbed at gunpoint at a poker game.

 

It was such a ****ty situation. The game was in a coverted bedroom at the end of a hall... one way in and out. There was a window but definitely no way to quickly burst through it.

 

Three guys hopped onto the back porch and came through the back glass. So ****ty .. these rednecks had obviously watched too many movies and came in full black masks and clothes, etc.

 

They had us stuck in that back room. One had a rifle .. looked kinda like a SKS and the other had I don't know some kind of 9mm or maybe .357 sig .. some smallish Glock ..

 

The third guy went from person to person taking cash only. They would take any cash from the pockets and wallets and then throw the wallets on the ground. They also took all our ****ing cellphones including my company Nextel (lame).

 

It sucked because the guy with the rifle was obviously nervous .. the barrel was all over the place... he kept saying cliche **** like "I got xx rounds, more than enough for all of you" and "we better not have any heros in here"..

 

Although I didn't really think they were there to kill anyone I kept thinking about Pulp Fiction, you know the scene where Travolta accidently blows the guys head off.

 

They left out the way they came and then 10 of us sat their like a bunch of ****heads caught with our pants down.

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