Junglebird Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 James Toney will attempt to grow a beard to disguise himself from Randy. However Randy will recognize James by his signature belly. After Randy Couture crushes James Toney in their MMA fight, Randy will battle James in a boxing bout, and win. James Toney will be wheeled to the Octagon in a hospital bed, and carried out in a casket. James Toney's speech is so incoherent the UFC had to use subtitles on the countdown show so MMA fans could understand what an extremely punch-drunk boxer says before a fight. When Randy Couture punches James Toney, he is gonna go into a coma. Luckily he has enough body fat to last him several years. James Toney will fight dirty against Randy Couture by attempting to throw his belly button lint into the Natural's eyes. This strategy will backfire and James will get punched in the head. James Toney will become very desperate in his fight with Randy and attempt a takedown. Sadly, he will take himself down. Randy Couture will kick James Toney in the leg so hard his bowels will empty. Instead of "HUGE HUGE VICTORY FOR RANDY COUTURE" Joe Rogan and Goldie will be talking about the next UFC event. Toney KOing Randy is like Bisping Ko'ing .... anything. Little does James Toney know... Randy couture does pay his Electric Bill, in fact he owns the electric company. The light will go out when James Toney walks out to the octagon and stay off. James Toney will trip on his own feet, falling and landing on his own fist. KO lights out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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