Junglebird Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 James Toney will attempt to grow a beard to disguise himself from Randy. However Randy will recognize James by his signature belly. After Randy Couture crushes James Toney in their MMA fight, Randy will battle James in a boxing bout, and win. James Toney will be wheeled to the Octagon in a hospital bed, and carried out in a casket. James Toney's speech is so incoherent the UFC had to use subtitles on the countdown show so MMA fans could understand what an extremely punch-drunk boxer says before a fight. When Randy Couture punches James Toney, he is gonna go into a coma. Luckily he has enough body fat to last him several years. James Toney will fight dirty against Randy Couture by attempting to throw his belly button lint into the Natural's eyes. This strategy will backfire and James will get punched in the head. James Toney will become very desperate in his fight with Randy and attempt a takedown. Sadly, he will take himself down. Randy Couture will kick James Toney in the leg so hard his bowels will empty. Instead of "HUGE HUGE VICTORY FOR RANDY COUTURE" Joe Rogan and Goldie will be talking about the next UFC event. Toney KOing Randy is like Bisping Ko'ing .... anything. Little does James Toney know... Randy couture does pay his Electric Bill, in fact he owns the electric company. The light will go out when James Toney walks out to the octagon and stay off. James Toney will trip on his own feet, falling and landing on his own fist. KO lights out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StephenColbert Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 James Toney has the tool that has shown to beat Randy. boxing and power. Lights out for Randy! BLEE DAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 James Toney has the tool that has shown to beat Randy. boxing and power. Lights out for Randy! BLEE DAT! He has 1 tool, and its an over worked, dull worthless tool in his hands................ Randy's Boxing is good enough to work movement, leg kicks clinch, take down, pound to a KO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StephenColbert Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 He has 1 tool' date=' and its an over worked, dull worthless tool in his hands................ Randy's Boxing is good enough to work movement, leg kicks clinch, take down, pound to a KO[/quote'] he wont pound him to a KO. if he wins it will be by RNC or decision. but he WONT! Toney's the BEST! you heard! BLEE DAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmicjewzombie Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Lights out princess Randy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ians1406052945 Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 He has 1 tool' date=' and its an over worked, dull worthless tool in his hands................ Randy's Boxing is good enough to work movement, leg kicks clinch, take down, pound to a KO[/quote'] I feel like I just watched a segment of formidable opponent ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 I feel like I just watched a segment of formidable opponent ._. hahah +1 All you fools thinking Toney can win an MMA fight, TURN YO LIGHTS ON. Randy Couture is the Defender of MMA. The Protector, the Face, and one of the greatest legends to ever compete. Who is James Toney? He is DONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claudiorebelo Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 It's going to be a 15 min man hug fest. Toney will look for the KO at the first moment, Randy ducks under goes for the double leg takedown and g&p until the end of the round. This will be the most dangerous moment of the fight for Randy and the only chance for Toney to connect. 2nd round Toney comes out swinging again but now he's tired as hell, as he never thought that "man hug", aka wrestling, could be so tiresome and gets taken down again... 3rd round same story... lol @ Randy owns the Electric company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kable Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 People don't seem to understand the power a boxer has once he changes to small gloves. Toney can knock out Randy(who was out boxed by Big Nog) but i just see Randy taking him down and GNPing him out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJSMAN Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 The sports science show proved not that much difference...as far as Ko power...with the smaller gloves....some difference but not that much...and they determined that Rampage had the most KO power they had seen at 1900 pounds per sq. inch compared to boxer (Byrd) 1300 pounds per sq, inch..... Toney is in dream land ...he will want randy to come out and lean on each other like him and Evander....(to hold each other up) .....and throw upper cuts all night...LOL...not happening......randy will give his lead leg a kick and follow with a over hand right.....buckle toneys knees and then randy will take him down and pound his fat butt into submission. Toney has no defensive skills off his back....and is fat, slow and not in reality. D Block.....LOL....that crap is stupid!! Black Emperor....lol....that crap is stupid tooo!! Toney is sooo lazy he wont open his mouth far enough to pronounce his words...LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookster Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 lol randys never knocked anyone out,i cant see him knocking out a boxer. he should win this fight tho!!! ive got randy by RNC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamhet Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 People don't seem to understand the power a boxer has once he changes to small gloves. People don't understand that boxers are just humans and that those MMA fighters who come from kickboxing, muai thai, karate backgrounds may have greater punching power than boxers. Those martial arts developed striking long before boxing came to existence. And boxing is not the be at and end all of punching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 who the **** do all these "colbertless" posters think they are? toney by KO in the first. and then dcent holding his belly laughing loud enough for junglebird to hear him over the internet. a single tear rolls down the face of junglebird as he erases colbert from his avatar for the rest of the year. and dcent continues to laugh like a tyrant. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BLEE DAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BasRutten Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 The sports science show proved not that much difference...as far as Ko power...with the smaller gloves....some difference but not that much...and they determined that Rampage had the most KO power they had seen at 1900 pounds per sq. inch compared to boxer (Byrd) 1300 pounds per sq' date=' inch..... Toney is in dream land ...he will want randy to come out and lean on each other like him and Evander....(to hold each other up) .....and throw upper cuts all night...LOL...not happening......randy will give his lead leg a kick and follow with a over hand right.....buckle toneys knees and then randy will take him down and pound his fat butt into submission. Toney has no defensive skills off his back....and is fat, slow and not in reality. D Block.....LOL....that crap is stupid!! Black Emperor....lol....that crap is stupid tooo!! Toney is sooo lazy he wont open his mouth far enough to pronounce his words...LOL[/quote'] It's not all about raw power lol. Sure Rampage hits really hard and that is basically all he does and is one of the most succesfull MMA fighters out there. However Rampage doesn't have the technique of a top level boxer that can hit a guy from 6 inches, is faster has better timing and most importantly more accurate. When Rampage was fighting Rashad he just couldn't hit him but when he did he sure hurted Rashad. Toney is a totally different animal though he might not have Tyson KO power but he is able to throw punches from the weirdest angles and all of them are going to connect. This sure will be a intersting fight though as Randy allways throws some punches before he goes for a takedown. In most cases he can stand toe to toe with the best strikers in MMA and that is what makes him so succesfull. Just look at how me man handled Tim Sylvia in the standup but Toney ain't no bum striker like Sylvia though. The guy is a master counterpuncher and even if Randy is able to land a punch he will just eat it and throw 3 counterpunches that are going to hurt for sure. If Randy rushes in blindly for a takedown without throwing hands then it will be like the fight where Coleman was trying to take down Fedor while getting slapped silly lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZM_95 Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 The sports science show proved not that much difference...as far as Ko power...with the smaller gloves....some difference but not that much...and they determined that Rampage had the most KO power they had seen at 1900 pounds per sq. inch compared to boxer (Byrd) 1300 pounds per sq' date=' inch..... Toney is in dream land ...he will want randy to come out and lean on each other like him and Evander....(to hold each other up) .....and throw upper cuts all night...LOL...not happening......randy will give his lead leg a kick and follow with a over hand right.....buckle toneys knees and then randy will take him down and pound his fat butt into submission. Toney has no defensive skills off his back....and is fat, slow and not in reality. D Block.....LOL....that crap is stupid!! Black Emperor....lol....that crap is stupid tooo!! Toney is sooo lazy he wont open his mouth far enough to pronounce his words...LOL[/quote'] Chris Byrd wasn't known for punching hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 who the **** do all these "colbertless" posters think they are? toney by KO in the first. and then dcent holding his belly laughing loud enough for junglebird to hear him over the internet. a single tear rolls down the face of junglebird as he erases colbert from his avatar for the rest of the year. and dcent continues to laugh like a tyrant. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BLEE DAT! The end is near for you my friend. Just 11 days Til Randy sends your master back into the boxing world with a broken Jaw and dislocated spinal column. James Toney wants to believe he is the lone (boxing) wolf entering the (MMA) wolf den and going to take care of his buisness. But if you watch the discovery channel, that ish never works, the lone wolf gets mauled and must retreat to higher ground where he spends the next week starving to death, alone, cold and miserable. Randy Couture is the Pack leader of the MMA wolves. He takes no sh!t from any other wolf, left alone some puny boxing wolf thinking he can hang with the big boys. Randy Couture wins via suffocating neck-bite, or as you less-educated MMA fans call: RNC. As for the Avatar bet, you know deep down in your heart that Toney will lose, but yet you continue this sherade. Confidence is commendable, but confidence in a lost cause is futile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc1 Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Looking forward to opening up my JamesToney-to-English dictionary on the 28th so I can understand what Toney is saying when he makes excuses for why he got is butt kicked by Randy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 The end is near for you my friend. Just 11 days Til Randy sends your master back into the boxing world with a broken Jaw and dislocated spinal column. James Toney wants to believe he is the lone (boxing) wolf entering the (MMA) wolf den and going to take care of his buisness. But if you watch the discovery channel' date=' that ish never works, the lone wolf gets mauled and must retreat to higher ground where he spends the next week starving to death, alone, cold and miserable. Randy Couture is the Pack leader of the MMA wolves. He takes no sh!t from any other wolf, left alone some puny boxing wolf thinking he can hang with the big boys. Randy Couture wins via suffocating neck-bite, or as you less-educated MMA fans call: RNC. As for the Avatar bet, you know deep down in your heart that Toney will lose, but yet you continue this sherade. Confidence is commendable, but confidence in a lost cause is futile.[/quote'] well played.... you truely are a formidable opponent. dislocated spinal column? ouch....seems serious. HOWEVER! there is a fatal flaw in your logic. you assume toney entering MMA is akin to a lone wolf encountering a wolf pack, when infact toney entering the octagon is more like a bear ravaging a bees nest. toney is going to eat all the honey in danas hive. and your precious "really skilled and legendary" bee, is exactly the same as all the other bees as far as the bear is concerned. toney VS randy = the mexican mafia prison gang VS the little rascals gang. toneys gang manufacture shanks out of soup spoons. randys gang wear beenies and set out on innocent adventures to find candy. toney is going to maul randy. it is going to be SCARY. literally SCARY. after the fight starts the fans will all be screaming "captain america" or "ran-D , ran-D" then, like a car wreck, it will be over, and everyone will be saying "what the **** just happened? there is so much blood! someone drag mr couture away from the fire!" BLEE DAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 THEN...... jungle bird sitting at the edge of his seat, a blank stare, his face meerly pointed at the TV, not talking, just bewildered...... bottom lip quivering, holding back the flood of emotions. dcent, heartily laughing a bellowing and sinister laugh, a large cigar hanging from his mouth and a turkey leg in hand...... I laugh so hard I spray food as I hold my belly like an overfed feudal war lord atop a tower watching as my underlings demolish the opposing army and burn their city to the ground. toney will destroy randys city, burn all their resources, kill and eat all the women and children, and rape the food supply. why? because toney is THAT ****ing crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc1 Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do NOT scurry away like a roach when the lights turn on, when your boy gets beat. Please don't disappear when he get's choked out, gnp'd or KTFO. Please, don't retreat to avoid the thunderous 'I told you so's' that you will then endure and all the shyte you will have to eat as a result of Toney's fall. When your 'champ' meets his doom to a superior all around fighter, I really hope all you sack grabbers in Toney's camp hang around and take your medicine. I don't expect ANY of you to.....but I pray you do. Nuff said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
via_gogoplata Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 James Toney will attempt to grow a beard to disguise himself from Randy. However Randy will recognize James by his signature belly. After Randy Couture crushes James Toney in their MMA fight' date=' Randy will battle James in a boxing bout, and win. James Toney will be wheeled to the Octagon in a hospital bed, and carried out in a casket. James Toney's speech is so incoherent the UFC had to use subtitles on the countdown show so MMA fans could understand what an extremely punch-drunk boxer says before a fight. When Randy Couture punches James Toney, he is gonna go into a coma. Luckily he has enough body fat to last him several years. James Toney will fight dirty against Randy Couture by attempting to throw his belly button lint into the Natural's eyes. This strategy will backfire and James will get punched in the head. James Toney will become very desperate in his fight with Randy and attempt a takedown. Sadly, he will take himself down. Randy Couture will kick James Toney in the leg so hard his bowels will empty. Instead of "HUGE HUGE VICTORY FOR RANDY COUTURE" Joe Rogan and Goldie will be talking about the next UFC event. Toney KOing Randy is like Bisping Ko'ing .... anything. Little does James Toney know... Randy couture does pay his Electric Bill, in fact he owns the electric company. The light will go out when James Toney walks out to the octagon and stay off. James Toney will trip on his own feet, falling and landing on his own fist. KO lights out.[/quote'] *yawn* there is no way randy could knock out a credible professional heavyweight boxer, toney could take 10 punches from randy and still be standing, whilst on the otherhand it would take 1 punch to put randy to sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 well played.... you truely are a formidable opponent. dislocated spinal column? ouch....seems serious. HOWEVER! there is a fatal flaw in your logic. you assume toney entering MMA is akin to a lone wolf encountering a wolf pack' date=' when infact toney entering the octagon is more like a bear ravaging a bees nest. toney is going to eat all the honey in danas hive. and your precious "really skilled and legendary" bee, is exactly the same as all the other bees as far as the bear is concerned. toney VS randy = the mexican mafia prison gang VS the little rascals gang. toneys gang manufacture shanks out of soup spoons. randys gang wear beenies and set out on innocent adventures to find candy. toney is going to maul randy. it is going to be SCARY. literally SCARY. after the fight starts the fans will all be screaming "captain america" or "ran-D , ran-D" then, like a car wreck, it will be over, and everyone will be saying "what the **** just happened? there is so much blood! someone drag mr couture away from the fire!" BLEE DAT![/quote'] Comparing Toney to a bear is laughable. Yes maybe Whiney the Pooh Bear sure, or a Koala bear, but not any dangerous bear. Also If you knew anything about the true Colbert you'd know he HATES BEARS too!! Colbert wants this slob to get crushed by Randy, the Natural, Captain AMERICA Couture. Toney has nothing to lose here except his head, when Randy KO's him back to a pre-pubesant Todler with a poopy diaper. Nobody thinks of Randy and a violent man, just a competitor, bu Randy is gonna be frowned upon after his LEGENDARY BEATDOWN of a boxer. Its not even gonna be fair. The Fans will never look at him the same way again. People think James Toney is crazy... that is just his down syndrome. Randy is gonna feed this koala bear to the wolf pack of MMA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 randy couture. VS james toney MUCH different then the competition that randy is used to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Couture will KO James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UMCMMA Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 People don't seem to understand the power a boxer has once he changes to small gloves. Toney can knock out Randy(who was out boxed by Big Nog) but i just see Randy taking him down and GNPing him out. Power does not change it has been proven multiple times what makes a huge difference is hand speed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaUFC Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Buhu. Toney has never been KO'ed. Couture isn't KOing anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Couture will KO James the fight is going to look a LITTLE bit like this. and ALOT like this. and then you are going to be all like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 and then you are going to be all like this. Shame on you' date=' photoshopping James Toney's way to a victory over the NATURAL. Randy was fighting clearly a better striker than James in Big Nog. Any person who thinks James Toney is a better striker than Nog is a nutthugger fool.!!!! James Toney is going into the record books are the first person Randy will KO on the feet. Check this. [img']http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/288352/20100206100839_IMG_4504.jpg[/img] Coleman's Striking is 2nd to none, and look how Randy is picking him apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranga Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Randy is gonna feed this koala bear to the wolf pack of MMA. Sorry mate, but a Koala is not a bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 S Any person who thinks James Toney is a better striker than Nog is a nutthugger fool.!!!! well, it is true that big nog is a world renowned striker. AND it is also true that randy KO'd nog in their last fight. AND it is very true that I am one of a select few who are hugging close enough to toneys nuts that we actually have skin to skin contact with TONEY! PAYMEDO NDELAYME! (me, exodus, bloodstain, and a couple other posters here, everyone with a ticket on the toney train ) wait until AFTER the fight.... all you newbie ****s will only be able to cling to our coat tails, desperately grabbing for a little toney sac but only ever finding exodus's leg, or my muscular buttox. randy is going to need alot more than a pension check and a colostomy bag to defeat ..... LIGHTS OUT! DINPAYO LECTRICBI LL! TONEY! BLEE DAT! GOOSE TUTOR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exodus9mm Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 People don't understand that boxers are just humans and that those MMA fighters who come from kickboxing' date=' muai thai, karate backgrounds may have greater punching power than boxers.Those martial arts developed striking long before boxing came to existence. And boxing is not the be at and end all of punching.[/quote'] Uh, boxing has been around way longer than any of the arts you just mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exodus9mm Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 well' date=' it is true that big nog is a world renowned striker. AND it is also true that randy KO'd nog in their last fight. AND it is very true that I am one of a select few who are hugging close enough to toneys nuts that we actually have skin to skin contact with TONEY! PAYMEDO NDELAYME! (me, exodus, bloodstain, and a couple other posters here, everyone with a ticket on the toney train ) wait until AFTER the fight.... all you newbie ****s will only be able to cling to our coat tails, desperately grabbing for a little toney sac but only ever finding exodus's leg, or my muscular buttox. randy is going to need alot more than a pension check and a colostomy bag to defeat ..... LIGHTS OUT! DINPAYO LECTRICBI LL! TONEY! BLEE DAT! GOOSE TUTOR![/quote'] This post has GOT MILK BABY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exodus9mm Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Shame on you' date=' photoshopping James Toney's way to a victory over the NATURAL. Randy was fighting clearly a better striker than James in Big Nog. Any person who thinks James Toney is a better striker than Nog is a nutthugger fool.!!!! James Toney is going into the record books are the first person Randy will KO on the feet. Check this. [img']http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/288352/20100206100839_IMG_4504.jpg[/img] Coleman's Striking is 2nd to none, and look how Randy is picking him apart. There's a 3-way Colbert fight going down......2 for Toney, 1 for the geriatric. LOL, epic. FYI, I made that Toney/Couture pic, and you're absolutely insane if you think Big Nog is a good striker......let alone better than Toney. Insert Banana Bread here > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbob2 Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Hilarious. This fight wont be like Randy Couture vs Mark The tired Coleman. I hope. Im expecting a good fight because RC just might try & stand up a little with JT...thats what i want to see happen.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exodus9mm Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 THEN...... jungle bird sitting at the edge of his seat' date=' a blank stare, his face meerly pointed at the TV, not talking, just bewildered...... bottom lip quivering, holding back the flood of emotions. [b']dcent, heartily laughing a bellowing and sinister laugh, a large cigar hanging from his mouth and a turkey leg in hand...... I laugh so hard I spray food as I hold my belly like an overfed feudal war lord atop a tower watching as my underlings demolish the opposing army and burn their city to the ground.[/b] toney will destroy randys city, burn all their resources, kill and eat all the women and children, and rape the food supply. why? because toney is THAT ****ing crazy. LMFAO.......bro, how are you not a professional writer? Some TV comedy show needs to snag you up...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 There's a 3-way Colbert fight going down......2 for Toney' date=' 1 for the geriatric. LOL, epic. FYI, I made that Toney/Couture pic, and you're absolutely insane if you think Big Nog is a good striker......let alone better than Toney. Insert Banana Bread here >[/quote'] yeah Im just joking around........ But anyway. After Randy takes care of business and KO's James Toney on the feet, all you who BETRAYED the Natural will be crawling back for his love. But Randy isnt Jesus, his love isnt unconditional. Randy will send you back to the boxing world with your tails between your legs, crying because you miss MMA. Remember what happened the last time we doubted Randy? Tim Sylvia is the best Striker in the world - Quote Joe Rogan. And Randy picked him apart of the feet. Remember when we all thought Big Nog would beat Randy??? Thats what happened. And Big Nog is the best striker in the world. You James Toney sack-leaches better suck all the ball-blood you can before Randy rips them off. Then James Toney wont have ANY milk left for yall. Remember what happened the last time we thought Couture was done? This Happened. Respect your Elders. And Respect the God Father of MMA. Randy Couture next LHW Champ! BJ Penn p4p#1 - sorry for the late reply, went for a burger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exodus9mm Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 yeah Im just joking around........ But anyway. After Randy takes care of business and KO's James Toney on the feet' date=' all you who BETRAYED the Natural will be crawling back for his love. But Randy isnt Jesus, his love isnt unconditional. Randy will send you back to the boxing world with your tails between your legs, crying because you miss MMA. Remember what happened the last time we doubted Randy? [img']http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/couture_sylvia_39529.jpg[/img] Tim Sylvia is the best Striker in the world - Quote Joe Rogan. And Randy picked him apart of the feet. Remember when we all thought Big Nog would beat Randy??? Thats what happened. And Big Nog is the best striker in the world. You James Toney sack-leaches better suck all the ball-blood you can before Randy rips them off. Then James Toney wont have ANY milk left for yall. Remember what happened the last time we thought Couture was done? This Happened. Respect your Elders. And Respect the God Father of MMA. Randy Couture next LHW Champ! BJ Penn p4p#1 - sorry for the late reply, went for a burger LOL, quality stuff.......hard to argue Rogan's comment on Sylvia being the best striker in the world......lmao. I'm getting pumped for this fight, no doubt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 LOL' date=' quality stuff.......hard to argue Rogan's comment on Sylvia being the best striker in the world......lmao. I'm getting pumped for this fight, no doubt![/quote'] haha same here man. Poor Dcent and Colbert. Their hero will soon be smashed between the octagon mat, and Randy's muscular chest. Then they will both have to delete their Colbert Avatars muahahahah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exodus9mm Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 haha same here man. Poor Dcent and Colbert. Their hero will soon be smashed between the octagon mat' date=' and Randy's muscular chest. Then they will both have to delete their Colbert Avatars muahahahah![/quote'] Now you're talking crazy JB.......Couture gets uppercutted into retirement 14 seconds into the first.......BUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DAT BOIYYYYY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skysoldier88 Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 James Toney will attempt to grow a beard to disguise himself from Randy. However Randy will recognize James by his signature belly. After Randy Couture crushes James Toney in their MMA fight' date=' Randy will battle James in a boxing bout, and win. James Toney will be wheeled to the Octagon in a hospital bed, and carried out in a casket. James Toney's speech is so incoherent the UFC had to use subtitles on the countdown show so MMA fans could understand what an extremely punch-drunk boxer says before a fight. When Randy Couture punches James Toney, he is gonna go into a coma. Luckily he has enough body fat to last him several years. James Toney will fight dirty against Randy Couture by attempting to throw his belly button lint into the Natural's eyes. This strategy will backfire and James will get punched in the head. James Toney will become very desperate in his fight with Randy and attempt a takedown. Sadly, he will take himself down. Randy Couture will kick James Toney in the leg so hard his bowels will empty. Instead of "HUGE HUGE VICTORY FOR RANDY COUTURE" Joe Rogan and Goldie will be talking about the next UFC event. Toney KOing Randy is like Bisping Ko'ing .... anything. Little does James Toney know... Randy couture does pay his Electric Bill, in fact he owns the electric company. The light will go out when James Toney walks out to the octagon and stay off. James Toney will trip on his own feet, falling and landing on his own fist. KO lights out.[/quote'] Troll much Goose Tutor? Aug 28 LIGHTS OUT PRINCESS!! BLEE DAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Troll much Goose Tutor? Aug 28 LIGHTS OUT PRINCESS!! BLEE DAT! not much, no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfwGSP Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 As Toney himsel would say: "Hmmmrhrhhhrmmmrhhmmmrhmmhrhmrhhmmmrhhmmr". And you can take that to the bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 As Toney himsel would say: "Hmmmrhrhhhrmmmrhhmmmrhmmhrhmrhhmmmrhhmmr". And you can take that to the bank. taken as truth. BLEE DAT! and as far as your sig goes. I post that sig so the lesnar fans I had bets with wouldent constantly ask me why I am not honoring the LARGE number of bets I made. seriously, I went "bank bailout" style on the sig bets. but since you mentioned it I will change my sig tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skysoldier88 Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 not much' date=' no[/quote'] Well, just a little then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Even SilverBack Gorillas are no match for The Natural - See exhibit A Randy Couture takes care of business and destroys this octagon gorilla with little trouble. He even gets his arm broken during the battle and still pulls through for the win, can you say the same for James Toney? Hell no, all you can say for James Toney is that he's been drinking his milk. Here we see Couture fighting another, even bigger Gorilla. This albino specimen was captured by the UFC during their WWE expedition, even though Randy lost in a brutal war with an animal aprox. 200lbs heavier, he managed to give the brute the fight of his life. Randy Couture represents all that is good in MMA, he is the defender of this great sport and by that responsibility he will crush the intruder that is James Toney. We all think of Randy as the nicest guy to compete in the UFC, but come August 28th we are going to see a new beast, a beat like no other, the FUTURE LHW Champion. James Toney stands no chance against Randy's superior striking, wrestling, Jiu Jutsu, Muay Thai, Kung Fu, Sambo, Judo, Boxing, especially boxing. Randy Couture will be walking out of Boston UFC building with all of James Toney's boxing belts he has earned over his careers. Now theres something you can "BLEE DAT" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMB Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Even SilverBack Gorillas are no match for The Natural - See exhibit A Randy Couture takes care of business and destroys this octagon gorilla with little trouble. He even gets his arm broken during the battle and still pulls through for the win' date=' can you say the same for James Toney? Hell no, all you can say for James Toney is that he's been drinking his milk. Here we see Couture fighting another, even bigger Gorilla. This albino specimen was captured by the UFC during their WWE expedition, even though Randy lost in a brutal war with an animal aprox. 200lbs heavier, he managed to give the brute the fight of his life. [img']http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/multimedia/photo_gallery/0811/mma.ufc91/images/oph0-6510-mid.jpg[/img] Randy Couture represents all that is good in MMA, he is the defender of this great sport and by that responsibility he will crush the intruder that is James Toney. We all think of Randy as the nicest guy to compete in the UFC, but come August 28th we are going to see a new beast, a beat like no other, the FUTURE LHW Champion. James Toney stands no chance against Randy's superior striking, wrestling, Jiu Jutsu, Muay Thai, Kung Fu, Sambo, Judo, Boxing, especially boxing. Randy Couture will be walking out of Boston UFC building with all of James Toney's boxing belts he has earned over his careers. Now theres something you can "BLEE DAT" I can not honestly, in good faith, BLEE DAT. Toney's Sambo is far superior to Coutures, everybody knows this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 I can not honestly' date=' in good faith, BLEE DAT. Toney's Sambo is far superior to Coutures, everybody knows this.[/quote'] I concure, though junglebird makes some solid points, I have a great deal of trouble BLEEing in DAT. toney has time and time again proven that his GnP is VASTLY superior to randys. and now that "the black emperor" is training with "the emperor" (and fedor has admitted in an interview that he was GnP'd to the point where he tapped due to strikes from the might of toney) things look quite grim for "the natural" "the black emperor" > "the emperor" > "the natural" atleast in grappling, striking, and overall cardio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeePhenom Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 is it me or does james toney sound like he has brain damage? Proves MMA is safer then Boxing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 I concure' date=' though junglebird makes some solid points, I have a great deal of trouble BLEEing in DAT. toney has time and time again proven that his GnP is VASTLY superior to randys. and now that "the black emperor" is training with "the emperor" (and fedor has admitted in an interview that he was GnP'd to the point where he tapped due to strikes from the might of toney) things look quite grim for "the natural" "the black emperor" > "the emperor" > "the natural" atleast in grappling, striking, and overall cardio.[/quote'] lol nice sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongman Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 JAMES TONEYS GONNA WIN BLEE DAT, ONLY NEEDS 3in BABY AND ITS LIGHTS OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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