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Randy is going all the way to the LHW title, Mark my swollen words. If anyone thinks otherwise, you are delusional nutt huggers. Randy couture will quickly dispatch of James 'No Lights on in Here' Toney via KO, yes I said it, Randy will KO the Boxer no prob.

James Toney will have no choice but to retire from his MMA AND Boxing careers because he will be too emotionally traumatized from the rape he recieved from The Natural.

 

Knowing the UFC, they will behind the hype train on Randy, saying how he crushed Vera, Colemann, and now James Toney. Building up his credibility in the new and Stacked LHW Division. Couture will be awarded a title shot after Evans gets knee bar'd by Shogun.

 

As for Shogun vs. Randy, as we have seen over the years, Couture can outwork the best of them, and Shogun has shown SLOPPY cardio in recent fights.

 

-Forrest Tired him out and choked his **** hard-core style.

-Coleman Beat him in their first bout via. Arm-breaker Slam - Then in the rematch when -Coleman's Steroids wore off Shogun still had trouble KO'ing the old flabby dude. Did -Randy have trouble finishing Coleman? Hell no, RNC round 2, Bam.

 

Moving on.

Like we saw with Chael vs. Anderson. Randy will wrestle his way to the belt, only difference will be Shogun will not be able to Submit Couture. Couture will outwork and Dirty box Shogun untill his knees fold in backwards.

 

If anyone disagrees with these above statements, please post your obviously wrong opinions here in my thread. Though you are wrong, I will take into consideration that you are not a well educated MMA fan and I may decide to have mercy on you. Though I cant speak for Randy. Fans have doubted him before saying he is too old, and look where he is now, ON HIS WAY TO THE BELT YO.

 

Randy Couture - Defender of MMA

BJ Penn p4p#1 - Anyone who argues this is a troll and a Frenchie

 

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RADY COUTURE, IM COMMIN FO YA PRINCESS!

LIGHTS OUT!

DINPAY YO LECTRIC BILL!

(incomprehensible gibberish peppered with vulgarities)

GOOSE TUTOR!

 

 

these will be toneys last words.

 

RANDY FOR EVER!...... LIKELY IN THE FIRST VIA ARM TRIANGLE!

BLEE DAT!

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James Toney will be buried in that robe. Via Randy Couture slam.

 

Natural Randy Couture Style

 

JAMES TONEY will tap before he gets hit.....

 

he will see RANDYS crooked stare, realize that he has swum out further than he can swim back, and he will break down, burst into tears, and fall to his knees frantically tapping......

 

THEN bruce buffer will say "lets get it on" and TONEY will scream-cry like a tantruming todler, and hysterically try to open the cage with his cumbersome gloved 87 year old hands.

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After Toney gets taken down and beaten to death maybe he go fight Ramba Somdet and find out he isn't even the best striker in MMA..

 

There's several strikers that are better overall strikers then hands/boxing only Toney. He would have some of the best hands and defense but his defense in boxing relies on the larger gloves as another tool to cover up. I wished he would've been matched up with a kickboxer with hard leg kicks to see how he responded to one big kick to the leg. Even with Mirko being a shell of his former self I think that fight would be hilarious because he would probably quit after a couple of good leg kicks from one of the K1 level strikers in MMA.

 

Imagine that even James Toney in the 16 man K1 tournament. I think guys like Schilt, Hari, Bonjasky, Overeem and Aerts would embarass that fool under K1 rules. Boxing is not even one full aspect of MMA it's one aspect of kickboxing.

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toney is the third revelation, he is who the lord has chosen to be the human sacrifice made to couture for the salvation of all man kind.

 

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respect this man.

he will give up alot inorder to save us all.

BLEE DAT!

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Couture will reign as champion until he's 50. And BJ Penn will prove that he's the p4p#1 when he when he makes Edgar tap for the first time.

 

lol.

 

nice mustache there mustache face.

 

where did you get all the hair for that mustache? you grow it yourself or did you.....

well' date=' ....

uh........

 

hahahaha.... nice mustache, .......

 

 

LIGHTS OUT FOR THIS GUY!

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Junglebird makes a great point. All those epic pics of Randy' date=' then a pic of some fat guy proves that James Toney is a bum. Randy via KO!!!!!![/quote']

 

I disagree with both you and junglebird.......and that mysterious moustachio'd stranger.

 

you know how you CANT give a kid with downsyndrome a pet bird, or a pet rabbit, or a pet guinea pig because he will hug it to death with his fantastic retard strength?

 

well, imagine being punched by someone who possesses that superhuman, cyborgian retard strength.

 

thats what randy is going to have to endure.....and at the age of 86 non the less.

randy is so old his bones are weaker than balsa wood.

 

randy entered HIS OWN TORSO into a spaghetti bridge competition and some korean kids built a bridge that held 27 lbs more than his old man bones could endure.

 

 

 

pitting toney VS randy is like setting an angry grizzly bear lose in a school house and expecting the 12 year old who has been taking karate for 5 years and is REALLY good to fend off the beast.

 

noble? sure.

but not going to happen.

 

 

wait, I think I got the names mixed up here.

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Ohh' date=' you mean the Toney train?? It crashed..

 

[img']http://www.oilempire.us/oil-jpg/usa_train_crash.jpg[/img]

 

Lmao you win^ ... Its obvious Randy is a heavy favorite and will most likely throw Toney down and finish him in the first round , anyone who says Toney is going to win are either messing around or just hoping he will win.

 

I wouldn't mind seeing Couture getting caught but I expect a round 1 GnP or some type of choke.

 

I really wish they would have paired Toney up with an MMA striker like Junior Dos Santos, Hell even Mirko Cro Cop but I guess Dana was scared Toney could possibly win I always thought the debate was over Boxers being able to out strike any MMA fighter in an MMA fight but putting him up against a Greco Olympian is kind of pointless and he's just going to be made a fool of.

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  • 2 weeks later...
I say we not allow any new members to join our club.

 

there will be a wave of fairweather fans trying to join now and I am against that.

 

RANDY!

1ST ROUND ARM TRIANGLE!

BLEE DIS!

 

I agree, all those Spineless MMA betrayers who turned their backs on Randy for James Toney will want to crawl back to the Future LHW Champ. NOT ALLOWED.

 

Randy may be a nice guy, but as owners of the "Official" Randy The Natural Captain America Couture Bandwagon/Train we shall not allow this.

 

Be gone pests! to the Boxer's abyss with you!

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I agree' date=' all those Spineless MMA betrayers who turned their backs on Randy for James Toney will want to crawl back to the Future LHW Champ. NOT ALLOWED.

 

Randy may be a nice guy, but as owners of the "Official" Randy The Natural Captain America Couture Bandwagon/Train we shall not allow this.

 

Be gone pests! to the Boxer's abyss with you![/quote']

 

precisely.

 

 

if you dint have posts in THIS thread that praise randy then you are not allowed to be his fan....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

all fans must have posted possitive things about randy before this line.

 

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there, line is drawn.

 

no more room for fair weather fans.

 

GTFO noobs!

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up.

 

I am seeing alot of couture love threads.

 

dont get me wrong.

I understand WHY you are all posting this love.

couture is CAPTAIN AMERICA!

 

 

but you are all fair weather fans that need to recognize that you are lame fans.

 

losers who only jump on the bandwagon because he won a fight.

 

well guess what. wagons full *****es........ go find some other fighter to hug nuts with cause randys all booked up and this thread is proof.

 

 

lol at lame **** fair weather fanboys.

 

 

to every couture fanboy who hasent posted their love in this thread yet.... times up, wagon is full.

you all suck at literally everything you have ever done.

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Fan of Randy Couture since day 1

 

 

BLEE DAT!

 

I do not infact BLEE DIS!

 

you did not post before the line and therefore have NEVER been a fan of

RANDY!

AMERICA!

NATURAL!

COUTURE!

GOOSE TUTOR!

 

 

you ar trying to jump on the mightiest bandwagon of all time.

well guess what?

wagon is full......

looks like your walking.

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I do not infact BLEE DIS!

 

you did not post before the line and therefore have NEVER been a fan of

RANDY!

AMERICA!

NATURAL!

COUTURE!

GOOSE TUTOR!

 

 

you ar trying to jump on the mightiest bandwagon of all time.

well guess what?

wagon is full......

looks like your walking.

 

Lol I guess so but, in all seriousness Couture first fight with Chuck at 43 was the first MMA fight I had ever seen and since then I have been a big fan of the sport it's my passion and for that I'll always be a huge Couture fan hes attitude and will to keep fighting at this age is unfathomable.

 

I figured he would win Saturday but, I had never been so nervous about one of my favorite fighters fighting.

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Lol I guess so but' date=' in all seriousness Couture first fight with Chuck at 43 was the first MMA fight I had ever seen and since then I have been a big fan of the sport it's my passion and for that I'll always be a huge Couture fan hes attitude and will to keep fighting at this age is unfathomable.

 

I figured he would win Saturday but, I had never been so nervous about one of my favorite fighters fighting.[/quote']

 

was I not clear enough for you?

 

you are NOT a couture fan.

 

you did not post in this thread before the cut off and are therefore banned from ever refering to yourself as a fan of his.

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can not believe the way people are going on about randy, dont get me wrong am not a toney fan but come on! his last 3 fights have been against a poor Brandon Vera witch he lost, a even worse mark the hammer coleman and a fat boxer with no mma. god sake put him in the ring with anyone in the top 15 in the LWH and he would get killed!!

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can not believe the way people are going on about randy' date=' dont get me wrong am not a toney fan but come on! his last 3 fights have been against a poor Brandon Vera witch he lost, a even worse mark the hammer coleman and a fat boxer with no mma. god sake put him in the ring with anyone in the top 15 in the LWH and he would get killed!![/quote']

 

I have to agree.

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toney is the third revelation' date=' he is who the lord has chosen to be the human sacrifice made to couture for the salvation of all man kind.

 

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movietherewillbeblood.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JamesToney07.jpg

respect this man.

he will give up alot inorder to save us all.

BLEE DAT!

 

You were wrong!! :P

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