Junglebird Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Randy is going all the way to the LHW title, Mark my swollen words. If anyone thinks otherwise, you are delusional nutt huggers. Randy couture will quickly dispatch of James 'No Lights on in Here' Toney via KO, yes I said it, Randy will KO the Boxer no prob. James Toney will have no choice but to retire from his MMA AND Boxing careers because he will be too emotionally traumatized from the rape he recieved from The Natural. Knowing the UFC, they will behind the hype train on Randy, saying how he crushed Vera, Colemann, and now James Toney. Building up his credibility in the new and Stacked LHW Division. Couture will be awarded a title shot after Evans gets knee bar'd by Shogun. As for Shogun vs. Randy, as we have seen over the years, Couture can outwork the best of them, and Shogun has shown SLOPPY cardio in recent fights. -Forrest Tired him out and choked his **** hard-core style. -Coleman Beat him in their first bout via. Arm-breaker Slam - Then in the rematch when -Coleman's Steroids wore off Shogun still had trouble KO'ing the old flabby dude. Did -Randy have trouble finishing Coleman? Hell no, RNC round 2, Bam. Moving on. Like we saw with Chael vs. Anderson. Randy will wrestle his way to the belt, only difference will be Shogun will not be able to Submit Couture. Couture will outwork and Dirty box Shogun untill his knees fold in backwards. If anyone disagrees with these above statements, please post your obviously wrong opinions here in my thread. Though you are wrong, I will take into consideration that you are not a well educated MMA fan and I may decide to have mercy on you. Though I cant speak for Randy. Fans have doubted him before saying he is too old, and look where he is now, ON HIS WAY TO THE BELT YO. Randy Couture - Defender of MMA BJ Penn p4p#1 - Anyone who argues this is a troll and a Frenchie :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 RADY COUTURE, IM COMMIN FO YA PRINCESS! LIGHTS OUT! DINPAY YO LECTRIC BILL! (incomprehensible gibberish peppered with vulgarities) GOOSE TUTOR! these will be toneys last words. RANDY FOR EVER!...... LIKELY IN THE FIRST VIA ARM TRIANGLE! BLEE DAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 James Toney will be buried in that robe. Via Randy Couture slam. Natural Randy Couture Style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 James Toney will be buried in that robe. Via Randy Couture slam. Natural Randy Couture Style JAMES TONEY will tap before he gets hit..... he will see RANDYS crooked stare, realize that he has swum out further than he can swim back, and he will break down, burst into tears, and fall to his knees frantically tapping...... THEN bruce buffer will say "lets get it on" and TONEY will scream-cry like a tantruming todler, and hysterically try to open the cage with his cumbersome gloved 87 year old hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaTsA Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 The REAL fighting Champ Randy is the man, and I'm sure he'll beat Toney, but KO him? That's hoping I think, but stranger things have happened. As for him winning the LHW title again, can't see it happening, but I would love to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 all this Boxer nonsense. Couture via KO. James Toney better get used to being on his back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juzie Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 After Toney gets taken down and beaten to death maybe he go fight Ramba Somdet and find out he isn't even the best striker in MMA.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 all this Boxer nonsense. Couture via KO. James Toney better get used to being on his back being on his back on a large sofa being fed grapes by a harem of sultry trollops after his humiliating loss to couture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorporalClegg Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 After Toney gets taken down and beaten to death maybe he go fight Ramba Somdet and find out he isn't even the best striker in MMA.. There's several strikers that are better overall strikers then hands/boxing only Toney. He would have some of the best hands and defense but his defense in boxing relies on the larger gloves as another tool to cover up. I wished he would've been matched up with a kickboxer with hard leg kicks to see how he responded to one big kick to the leg. Even with Mirko being a shell of his former self I think that fight would be hilarious because he would probably quit after a couple of good leg kicks from one of the K1 level strikers in MMA. Imagine that even James Toney in the 16 man K1 tournament. I think guys like Schilt, Hari, Bonjasky, Overeem and Aerts would embarass that fool under K1 rules. Boxing is not even one full aspect of MMA it's one aspect of kickboxing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 toney is the third revelation, he is who the lord has chosen to be the human sacrifice made to couture for the salvation of all man kind. respect this man. he will give up alot inorder to save us all. BLEE DAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANANANA Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Couture will reign as champion until he's 50. And BJ Penn will prove that he's the p4p#1 when he when he makes Edgar tap for the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Couture will reign as champion until he's 50. And BJ Penn will prove that he's the p4p#1 when he when he makes Edgar tap for the first time. lol. nice mustache there mustache face. where did you get all the hair for that mustache? you grow it yourself or did you..... well' date=' .... uh........ hahahaha.... nice mustache, ....... LIGHTS OUT FOR THIS GUY! [img']http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu215/OliverCromwell2009/James%20Toney/JamesToney08.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Randy Couture James Toney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Randy Couture James Toney Junglebird makes a great point. All those epic pics of Randy, then a pic of some fat guy proves that James Toney is a bum. Randy via KO!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Junglebird makes a great point. All those epic pics of Randy' date=' then a pic of some fat guy proves that James Toney is a bum. Randy via KO!!!!!![/quote'] I disagree with both you and junglebird.......and that mysterious moustachio'd stranger. you know how you CANT give a kid with downsyndrome a pet bird, or a pet rabbit, or a pet guinea pig because he will hug it to death with his fantastic retard strength? well, imagine being punched by someone who possesses that superhuman, cyborgian retard strength. thats what randy is going to have to endure.....and at the age of 86 non the less. randy is so old his bones are weaker than balsa wood. randy entered HIS OWN TORSO into a spaghetti bridge competition and some korean kids built a bridge that held 27 lbs more than his old man bones could endure. pitting toney VS randy is like setting an angry grizzly bear lose in a school house and expecting the 12 year old who has been taking karate for 5 years and is REALLY good to fend off the beast. noble? sure. but not going to happen. wait, I think I got the names mixed up here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 one of randys latest triumphant wins [ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Labyrinthic Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 <--- A young James Toney looking good and healthy <--- James toney on roids, looking good James,keep up the good work! <---- James still looking good after doing some roids...Oh wait a minute, its photoshopped!! <---- Here's the real James Toney after his roidfail! What an athlethe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma_Machine Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 all aboard the randy couture bandwagon heh? Well gimme a one way ticket to the end of the line cos randy's gonna retire with that goddam belt ya hear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bosnianbjj Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 actually you make a good point randy could beat shogun butt don't forget is coming for his belt yeah no more mister nice guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHenry Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Naturally i gotta go with Randy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coreyflipp Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 *Climbs aboard* I love Randy Couture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbob2 Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 HEY?!! Where'd that other train go anyways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainCouture Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 You know I'm on this train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Labyrinthic Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 HEY?!! Where'd that other train go anyways? Ohh' date=' you mean the Toney train?? It crashed.. [img']http://www.oilempire.us/oil-jpg/usa_train_crash.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickz Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Yes Sir count me in....but if he loses I'm jumping right off and onto Toney's next challengers band wagon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbob2 Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Ohh' date=' you mean the Toney train?? It crashed.. [img']http://www.oilempire.us/oil-jpg/usa_train_crash.jpg[/img] wtf?! is that piccy real?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future_Champ Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Ohh' date=' you mean the Toney train?? It crashed.. [img']http://www.oilempire.us/oil-jpg/usa_train_crash.jpg[/img] Lmao you win^ ... Its obvious Randy is a heavy favorite and will most likely throw Toney down and finish him in the first round , anyone who says Toney is going to win are either messing around or just hoping he will win. I wouldn't mind seeing Couture getting caught but I expect a round 1 GnP or some type of choke. I really wish they would have paired Toney up with an MMA striker like Junior Dos Santos, Hell even Mirko Cro Cop but I guess Dana was scared Toney could possibly win I always thought the debate was over Boxers being able to out strike any MMA fighter in an MMA fight but putting him up against a Greco Olympian is kind of pointless and he's just going to be made a fool of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Ohh' date=' you mean the Toney train?? It crashed.. [img']http://www.oilempire.us/oil-jpg/usa_train_crash.jpg[/img] Silly Toney train always heading in the wrong direction.... INTO RANDY'S FISTS!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainCouture Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 silly toney train always heading in the wrong direction.... Into randy's fists!!!!! blee dat!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmckay1406051840 Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 im on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RampagE_AttacK Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Im driving this mother f***** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 bumping due to Couture's victory defending MMA's Honor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 bumping due to Couture's victory defending MMA's Honor I say we not allow any new members to join our club. there will be a wave of fairweather fans trying to join now and I am against that. RANDY! 1ST ROUND ARM TRIANGLE! BLEE DIS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junglebird Posted August 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 I say we not allow any new members to join our club. there will be a wave of fairweather fans trying to join now and I am against that. RANDY! 1ST ROUND ARM TRIANGLE! BLEE DIS! I agree, all those Spineless MMA betrayers who turned their backs on Randy for James Toney will want to crawl back to the Future LHW Champ. NOT ALLOWED. Randy may be a nice guy, but as owners of the "Official" Randy The Natural Captain America Couture Bandwagon/Train we shall not allow this. Be gone pests! to the Boxer's abyss with you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 I agree' date=' all those Spineless MMA betrayers who turned their backs on Randy for James Toney will want to crawl back to the Future LHW Champ. NOT ALLOWED. Randy may be a nice guy, but as owners of the "Official" Randy The Natural Captain America Couture Bandwagon/Train we shall not allow this. Be gone pests! to the Boxer's abyss with you![/quote'] precisely. if you dint have posts in THIS thread that praise randy then you are not allowed to be his fan.... all fans must have posted possitive things about randy before this line. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- there, line is drawn. no more room for fair weather fans. GTFO noobs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 up. I am seeing alot of couture love threads. dont get me wrong. I understand WHY you are all posting this love. couture is CAPTAIN AMERICA! but you are all fair weather fans that need to recognize that you are lame fans. losers who only jump on the bandwagon because he won a fight. well guess what. wagons full *****es........ go find some other fighter to hug nuts with cause randys all booked up and this thread is proof. lol at lame **** fair weather fanboys. to every couture fanboy who hasent posted their love in this thread yet.... times up, wagon is full. you all suck at literally everything you have ever done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonydixon2 Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 Fan of Randy Couture since day 1 BLEE DAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sean_merck Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 Randy can only sumbit CAN and IN EXPERIENCED FIGHTER period Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 Fan of Randy Couture since day 1 BLEE DAT! I do not infact BLEE DIS! you did not post before the line and therefore have NEVER been a fan of RANDY! AMERICA! NATURAL! COUTURE! GOOSE TUTOR! you ar trying to jump on the mightiest bandwagon of all time. well guess what? wagon is full...... looks like your walking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 Randy can only sumbit CAN and IN EXPERIENCED FIGHTER period ............... ............. .....get.........OUT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonydixon2 Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 I do not infact BLEE DIS! you did not post before the line and therefore have NEVER been a fan of RANDY! AMERICA! NATURAL! COUTURE! GOOSE TUTOR! you ar trying to jump on the mightiest bandwagon of all time. well guess what? wagon is full...... looks like your walking. Lol I guess so but, in all seriousness Couture first fight with Chuck at 43 was the first MMA fight I had ever seen and since then I have been a big fan of the sport it's my passion and for that I'll always be a huge Couture fan hes attitude and will to keep fighting at this age is unfathomable. I figured he would win Saturday but, I had never been so nervous about one of my favorite fighters fighting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 Lol I guess so but' date=' in all seriousness Couture first fight with Chuck at 43 was the first MMA fight I had ever seen and since then I have been a big fan of the sport it's my passion and for that I'll always be a huge Couture fan hes attitude and will to keep fighting at this age is unfathomable. I figured he would win Saturday but, I had never been so nervous about one of my favorite fighters fighting.[/quote'] was I not clear enough for you? you are NOT a couture fan. you did not post in this thread before the cut off and are therefore banned from ever refering to yourself as a fan of his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killthemackems Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 can not believe the way people are going on about randy, dont get me wrong am not a toney fan but come on! his last 3 fights have been against a poor Brandon Vera witch he lost, a even worse mark the hammer coleman and a fat boxer with no mma. god sake put him in the ring with anyone in the top 15 in the LWH and he would get killed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slam_Man Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 I think I am going to stop jumping on band wagons, I always fall off:confused:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slam_Man Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 can not believe the way people are going on about randy' date=' dont get me wrong am not a toney fan but come on! his last 3 fights have been against a poor Brandon Vera witch he lost, a even worse mark the hammer coleman and a fat boxer with no mma. god sake put him in the ring with anyone in the top 15 in the LWH and he would get killed!![/quote'] I have to agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Labyrinthic Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 toney is the third revelation' date=' he is who the lord has chosen to be the human sacrifice made to couture for the salvation of all man kind. [/size'] respect this man. he will give up alot inorder to save us all. BLEE DAT! You were wrong!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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