You Know You Too In To MMA When...

[Guessue24]

You Do A Stand Off With A Girl Before You Bang Her

 

 

 

[JR40]

Love this.

 

But in all seriousness, maybe i should cut down on the MMA. I use the standoff instead of a pickup line

[KansasCityKing]

You know you are too into mma if...

 

You try a submission during sex.

You have a pitbull named Arlovski.

You put on a beanie and play walkout music before you go into a bar.

You take a break every five minutes into an arguement with your girlfriend.

[ShanePatrick]

I really hope OP is no older than twelve

[JR40]

You know you are too into mma if...

 

You try a submission during sex.

You have a pitbull named Arlovski.

You put on a beanie and play walkout music before you go into a bar.

You take a break every five minutes into an arguement with your girlfriend.

 

If you are smart enough then you should know you are 'wrong' before the 5mins are up. And u should have your mate walk into a bar to walkout music on his stag night, that would start off a quality night

[Doctor_Obviously]

I posted this one awhile ago in a different thread....but...

 

You know you're too into MMA when you do the arm shakes, neck stretch and jaw movement (optional) when walking alone down any hallway.

[KansasCityKing]

If you are smart enough then you should know you are 'wrong' before the 5mins are up. And u should have your mate walk into a bar to walkout music on his stag night' date=' that would start off a quality night[/quote']

 

Eh I know I'm gonna lose but it's kinda like getting a title shot against Anderson or GSP. You know you're gonna lose but you aren't gonna pass up a title fight.

[nizmo270r]

When you walk into the dining room with your family and you are all about to have dinner together you yell in your best bruce buffer voice "Its time" when your mum puts the food on the table especially if its roast

 

Or having a staredown with a teacher at school when been told off and touching gloves with him/her

[JR40]

Eh I know I'm gonna lose but it's kinda like getting a title shot against Anderson or GSP. You know you're gonna lose but you aren't gonna pass up a title fight.

 

+1

I couldn't describe it any better myself. Just perfect

[JR40]

You know you're too into MMA when you crap your pants in a fight and you go on to win.

You know you're too into MMA when you mistakenly say that you want to **** a fellow man.

You know you're too into MMA when you reverse the mount position against your girlfriend.

[Doctor_Obviously]

...when a girl goes down on you and you think to yourself "I could go for such an easy omoplata right now...."

[HIMBOB]

You know you're too into MMA when you reverse the mount position against your girlfriend.

 

and I never realised I had a problem until now.

[JR40]

...when a girl goes down on you and you think to yourself "I could go for such an easy omoplata right now...."

I was thinking triangle myself....

 

and I never realised I had a problem until now.

well as long as it wasnt turned into GnP i guess it isn't too bad

[Doctor_Obviously]

I was thinking triangle myself....

 

I suppose that would be the "nicer" move.

[iNOOB]

I was thinking triangle myself....

 

 

well as long as it wasnt turned into GnP i guess it isn't too bad

 

I was thinking triangle, also. I'm not flexible enough to perform an omoplata.

[KaTsA]

I was thinking triangle myself....

 

 

well as long as it wasnt turned into GnP i guess it isn't too bad

 

Hey, if she's going down on you, shouldn't she already be choking?

[JR40]

Hey' date=' if she's going down on you, shouldn't she already be choking? [/quote']

 

hahaha fair point

[iNOOB]

Hey' date=' if she's going down on you, shouldn't she already be choking? [/quote']

 

However, according to most MMA rules, you are not allowed to stick any part of your body in any orifice of the other fighters body. That choke would be illegal.

[JR40]

However' date=' according to most MMA rules, you are not allowed to stick any part of your body in any orifice of the other fighters body. That choke would be illegal. [/quote']

 

is it still illegal if they put there orifice around a part of your body? cause i would hate to see a guy attempt a blowy to get the other guy DQed

[iNOOB]

is it still illegal if they put there orifice around a part of your body? cause i would hate to see a guy attempt a blowy to get the other guy DQed

 

I really, really hope that is illegal also. The rule probably applies inversely.

[Vigo_Carpathian]

......when you have a shrine to phil baroni in your basement

[KaTsA]

However' date=' according to most MMA rules, you are not allowed to stick any part of your body in any orifice of the other fighters body. That choke would be illegal. [/quote']

 

Hell, if I were fighting Gina Carano, I'd happily take the DQ loss for that "submission attempt"

[JR40]

Hell' date=' if I were fighting Gina Carano, I'd happily take the DQ loss for that "submission attempt"[/quote']

 

+1

 

Who wouldn't want to try the.... What would u call that sub?

[AUSMMA]

When you are watching The Expendables and you cheer when Sylvester Stallone puts Steve Austin in an Armbar (in fact, I cheer when I see any submission in movies)

 

When you randomly put kids in submission at school

[Craig_M]

is it still illegal if they put there orifice around a part of your body? cause i would hate to see a guy attempt a blowy to get the other guy DQed

 

You have just give Josh Koscheck an idea lol:p

[JR40]

You have just give Josh Koscheck an idea lol:p

 

hahahah Poor GSP

[Guessue24]

Hell' date=' if I were fighting Gina Carano, I'd happily take the DQ loss for that "submission attempt"[/quote']

 

i'd like to give her some ground and pound

[KaTsA]

i'd like to give her some ground and pound

 

Isn't she about 13 or 14 years too old for you?

[MMA_religion]

When you are watching The Expendables and you cheer when Sylvester Stallone puts Steve Austin in an Armbar (in fact' date=' I cheer when I see any submission in movies)

 

When you randomly put kids in submission at school[/quote']

 

^^ this hahaha

[Bubba_Pilks]

While banging her missionary you contemplate passing her guard or rolling back for a knee bar

 

While being on top during a 69 you contemplate whether or not this is a 10-8 round for octobed control or whether or not you take the armbar that's clearly available to try the finish

 

While banging her doggy style you try and slip in a rear naked choke

 

Hell' date=' if I were fighting Gina Carano, I'd happily take the DQ loss for that "submission attempt"[/quote']

 

I'd definitely let her put me in a Triangle, I wouldn't tap and it would go down as the greatest death a man has ever had.

[Bubba_Pilks]

When you spend 6 hours out of an 8 hour workday on UFC FORUMS

 

Thank God for working for the Federal Government

[bosnianbjj]

when someone puts his hand on you shoulder and you think man i could flying armbar him or when someone huggs you you go for the double underhooks

[towhatend]

While banging her missionary you contemplate passing her guard or rolling back for a knee bar

 

While being on top during a 69 you contemplate whether or not this is a 10-8 round for octobed control or whether or not you take the armbar that's clearly available to try the finish

 

While banging her doggy style you try and slip in a rear naked choke

 

 

 

I'd definitely let her put me in a Triangle' date=' I wouldn't tap and it would go down as the greatest death a man has ever had.[/quote']

 

HAHAHA! Octobed, priceless.

 

When you're watching a hockey fight and yell at the TV, "Let go of his jersey."

When you break up a street fight because someone stomped on a downed opponent.

When you think the obese guy next to you at Burger King could be the next Roy Nelson.

[Bubba_Pilks]

HAHAHA! Octobed' date=' priceless.

 

When you're watching a hockey fight and yell at the TV, "Let go of his jersey."

When you break up a street fight because someone stomped on a downed opponent.

[b']When you think the obese guy next to you at Burger King could be the next Roy Nelson[/b].

 

I actually thought about it the other day at BK, so I guess I'm too into MMA

[MountAndDo]

when silva choked out sonnen, i jumped up all excited and said "only the 3rd fight in UFC history to end in the 5th round!" i knew no one else there had any idea.

[Guessue24]

blee dat