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Hello once again my fellow forum members. Today is a special day. Today marks my 7,593 posts. The 7,593 posts is the breaking point in which anything I do from now on will be amplified 1,000 folds. Consider me an electric generator or motor. I have revolved 7,593 times which means my coils are hot and the electrical out-put is magnified 1,000 times. You can thank Nichola Tesla for inventing the electric motor and enhancing my out-put.

 

I am currently charged and anything I say will be amplified. If your body does not have a strong resistance to electrical current, you may want to defragmatize your computer and wear rubber or latex gloves while reading this thread. If you are not sure whether you can handle anything I may say, simply set a multimeter to Ohms and connect the leads to your body. If your reading is less than 500 ohms, you have a weak resistance to current and you should not play with any electrical or electronic equipments such as the computer in front of you. If your reading is 700 ohms or above, you may be able to handle the content of this electrically charged thread.

 

For those who are too afraid to click on this volatile thread, I have also come up with the idea of sending thoughts without verbal or electronic means. I got this idea from one of the most under-rated inventor's of all time. Nikola Tesla's invention of providing energy without power lines was originally dismissed, but as time proves, we need better and more efficient ways of harnessing and distributing energy. Scientists are now currently looking into improving the ideas of Nikola Tesla, whom we owe much of our technological advances to and should be remembered as one of the most significant inventors of all time.

 

It is with this thought, I will try to reach more members without having to speak to each and every single member. I will send a wave of my thoughts which will ripple through this site and by way of osmosis, you will be enlightened.

 

Let's give this a try....

 

 

 

 

 

Stop insulting each other!!!!!!

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BJBJJ

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Hello once again my fellow forum members. Today is a special day. Today marks my 7' date='593 posts. The 7,593 posts is the breaking point in which anything I do from now on will be amplified 1,000 folds. Consider me an electric generator or motor. I have revolved 7,593 times which means my coils are hot and the electrical out-put is magnified 1,000 times. You can thank Nichola Tesla for inventing the electric motor and enhancing my out-put.

 

I am currently charged and anything I say will be amplified. If your body does not have a strong resistance to electrical current, you may want to defragmatize your computer and wear rubber or latex gloves while reading this thread. If you are not sure whether you can handle anything I may say, simply set a multimeter to Ohms and connect the leads to your body. If your reading is less than 500 ohms, you have a weak resistance to current and you should not play with any electrical or electronic equipments such as the computer in front of you. If your reading is 700 ohms or above, you may be able to handle the content of this electrically charged thread.

 

For those who are too afraid to click on this volatile thread, I have also come up with the idea of sending thoughts without verbal or electronic means. I got this idea from one of the most under-rated inventor's of all time. Nikola Tesla's invention of providing energy without power lines was originally dismissed, but as time proves, we need better and more efficient ways of harnessing and distributing energy. Scientists are now currently looking into improving the ideas of Nikola Tesla, whom we owe much of our technological advances to and should be remembered as one of the most significant inventors of all time.

 

It is with this thought, I will try to reach more members without having to speak to each and every single member. I will send a wave of my thoughts which will ripple through this site and by way of osmosis, you will be enlightened.

 

Let's give this a try....

 

 

 

 

 

Stop insulting each other!!!!!![/quote']

 

 

 

good read.

though I question the sincerity of it.

 

something tells me you are in fact NOT electrically charged, but you are merely using the veil of anonymity provided by the internet to spread lies and rumors about your personal greatness, your personal greatness in regards to electrical conductivity.

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good read.

though I question the sincerity of it.

 

something tells me you are in fact NOT electrically charged' date=' but you are merely using the veil of anonymity provided by the internet to spread lies and rumors about your personal greatness, your personal greatness in regards to electrical conductivity.[/quote']

 

I dont know, he sounded pretty smart when he said it... I believe him.

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good read.

though I question the sincerity of it.

 

something tells me you are in fact NOT electrically charged' date=' but you are merely using the veil of anonymity provided by the internet to spread lies and rumors about your personal greatness, your personal greatness in regards to electrical conductivity.[/quote']

 

 

Nikola Tesla was a man before his time but was deemed a mad. It is perfectly natural for you to deem me insane.

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You looked as if you were in the midst of being electocuted??? Your avi..

 

 

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I did not hear about that. All I know is he was found dead in his hotel. I bet Thomas Edison had something to do with it. Tesla's invention(s) out-performed Edison's in every possible way.

 

The rumour I heard was gov. involvment. Motive wise his ideas were too powerful and he wasn't known as a conformist. That kind of thing.

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Always the way' date=' one day i'l turn up to the party in time.[/quote']

The established members here seem to know my routine. When the moon is full and the wind is calm, simply look outside....and if you see a single bird chirping on a swaying tree, log on immediately for a KungFuMaster thread.

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The established members here seem to know my routine. When the moon is full and the wind is calm' date=' simply look outside....and if you see a single bird chirping on a swaying tree, log on immediately for a KungFuMaster thread.[/quote']

 

Thats where i'm going wrong, you see i normally go chasing after the bird and by the time i've given up, gone back home and logged on the moment is missed.

 

Unfortunately until i catch one of the feathery bastards i dont think i can change that routine.

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