The day the earth stood still

[KungFuMaster]

Space…the final frontier……..

 

These are voyages of the Starship KungFuMaster.

 

Its continuing mission….to explore strange new worlds…

 

To seek out new life and new civilizations.

 

To boldly go….. where no one has gone before.

 

 

Star-date 200908230600:

 

I have journeyed 4 billion light years into uncharted territories. My probes have detected a nearby planet which seems to indicate intelligent life-forms.

 

Star-date 201008231200

 

I have been studying this planet since then and unlike any other planets I have come across, this one is rather strange and unique. All life-forms seem to live by an eco-system except for one species. This species is responsible for using 90 percent of its planet’s resources while only contributing .00001 percent to restoring the planet’s natural resources.

 

I am tempted to intervene and teach this species a more productive and efficient way of utilizing energy…… but due to Star Fleet Prime Directives under section 302, I cannot interfere with the development of any civilizations.

 

If I continue to let this species flourish and advance, they may ultimately destroy the universe.

 

Star-date 201008231600

 

I have taken the responsibility of ensuring the safety of the universe. In exactly 2 earthling hours, I will fire a microcosmic ray….. equivalent of 1 million human nuclear bombs…..aimed directly at the heart of this planet…..destroying every living thing.

[BJBJJ]

Space?the final frontier??..

 

These are voyages of the Starship KungFuMaster.

 

Its continuing mission?.to explore strange new worlds?

 

To seek out new life and new civilizations.

 

To boldly go?.. where no one has gone before.

 

 

Star-date 200908230600:

 

I have journeyed 4 billion light years into uncharted territories. My probes have detected a nearby planet which seems to indicate intelligent life-forms.

 

Star-date 201008231200

 

I have been studying this planet since then and unlike any other planets I have come across' date=' this one is rather strange and unique. All life-forms seem to live by an eco-system except for one species. [b']This species is responsible for using 90 percent of its planet?s resources while only contributing .00001 percent to restoring the planet?s natural resources. [/b]

 

I am tempted to intervene and teach this species a more productive and efficient way of utilizing energy?? but due to Star Fleet Prime Directives under section 302, I cannot interfere with the development of any civilizations.

 

If I continue to let this species flourish and advance, they may ultimately destroy the universe.

 

Star-date 201008231600

 

I have taken the responsibility of ensuring the safety of the universe. In exactly 2 earthling hours, I will fire a microcosmic ray?.. equivalent of 1 million human nuclear bombs?..aim directly at the heart of this planet?..destroying every living thing.

 

HAHA.

 

stupid species.

serves em right.

 

off topic, if I drain all the acid out of a car battery into the storm drain do I STILL have to pay to have it "properly recycled" or can I just huck it in a dumpster somewhere?

 

ah **** it.... I'll just bury it in the woods.

[KungFuMaster]

HAHA.

 

stupid species.

serves em right.

 

off topic' date=' if I drain all the acid out of a car battery into the storm drain do I STILL have to pay to have it "properly recycled" or can I just huck it in a dumpster somewhere?

 

ah **** it.... I'll just bury it in the woods.[/quote']

I only speak the truth and I am human. An intelligent alien race will not hesitate in the sightest.

[PaulMitchell]

Space?the final frontier??..

 

These are voyages of the Starship KungFuMaster.

 

Its continuing mission?.to explore strange new worlds?

 

To seek out new life and new civilizations.

 

To boldly go?.. where no one has gone before.

 

 

Star-date 200908230600:

 

I have journeyed 4 billion light years into uncharted territories. My probes have detected a nearby planet which seems to indicate intelligent life-forms.

 

Star-date 201008231200

 

I have been studying this planet since then and unlike any other planets I have come across' date=' this one is rather strange and unique. All life-forms seem to live by an eco-system except for one species. This species is responsible for using 90 percent of its planet?s resources while only contributing .00001 percent to restoring the planet?s natural resources.

 

I am tempted to intervene and teach this species a more productive and efficient way of utilizing energy?? but due to Star Fleet Prime Directives under section 302, I cannot interfere with the development of any civilizations.

 

If I continue to let this species flourish and advance, they may ultimately destroy the universe.

 

Star-date 201008231600

 

I have taken the responsibility of ensuring the safety of the universe. In exactly 2 earthling hours, I will fire a microcosmic ray?.. equivalent of 1 million human nuclear bombs?..aim directly at the heart of this planet?..destroying every living thing.[/quote']

 

Wait wait wait... that sounds like OUR planet!

 

Especially when you used the words "earthling" and "human". But I choose to be optimistic and think you mean some other planet with a species that just happen to go by "human".

[StompGrind]

I only speak the truth and I am human. An intelligent alien race will not hesitate in the sightest.

 

Or they'd leave the species alone realizing the species would destroy themselves eventually.

[KaTsA]

I only speak the truth and I am human. An intelligent alien race will not hesitate in the sightest.

 

They might hesitate to start a war if they know about The Norris

[uaquin]

yaya whatever tree hugger.

[KungFuMaster]

Or they'd leave the species alone realizing the species would destroy themselves eventually.

True, but not until they have destroyed many other species.

[PaulMitchell]

HAHA.

 

stupid species.

serves em right.

 

off topic' date=' if I drain all the acid out of a car battery into the storm drain do I STILL have to pay to have it "properly recycled" or can I just huck it in a dumpster somewhere?

 

ah **** it.... I'll just bury it in the woods.[/quote']

 

Every thing about this post wins. And I dont mean "oh, you said a funny thing, WIN!"

 

I mean "this makes me Actually laugh out loud, and I appreciate the irony you set up in this post,WIN"

[KungFuMaster]

They might hesitate to start a war if they know about The Norris

Yes, Chuck Norris and Bruce Willis will be our only hope.

[KungFuMaster]

yaya whatever tree hugger.

The one and only...

[KungFuMaster]

I see this forum is not interested in world views. I apologize for bringing it up.

[Fast]

I see this forum is not interested in world views. I apologize for bringing it up.

 

KFM i love you.

[KungFuMaster]

KFM i love you.

Same here. So is your real name Mike Kennedy?

[Fast]

Same here. So is your real name Mike Kennedy?

 

Michael, Mike for short. I go by both because i am that awesome

[KungFuMaster]

Michael' date=' Mike for short. I go by both because i am that awesome[/quote']

How would you like me to address you? Fast, Micheal, or Mike?

[causisaysso]

HAHA.

 

stupid species.

serves em right.

 

off topic' date=' if I drain all the acid out of a car battery into the storm drain do I STILL have to pay to have it "properly recycled" or can I just huck it in a dumpster somewhere?

 

ah **** it.... I'll just bury it in the woods.[/quote']

 

Why go through the trouble to go out into the woods.

 

Roots, rocks, it's much easier to dig a hole in sand.

 

Do you have any childrens' parks near by?

[Fast]

How would you like me to address you? Fast' date=' Micheal, or Mike?[/quote']

 

Fast is my name king of threads is my game