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Randy vs James


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TONEY GON COLLECT THIS SATURDAY.

THERES GONNA BE A MURDER IN BOSTON.

BLEE DAT!

 

 

(knock knock knock)

randy:

what the hell? who is knocking on my door at this hour? (removes reading glasses, puts down book and ties up robe, stands from his easy chair and walks to the door)

"who is it!"

 

voice from behind door:

(mumblings.... incoherent at best.........sgonbelits out OUT! )

 

randy:

(approaches doorlooks through peep hole)

"I am sorry friend, I dont believe I know you, could you move that unpaid electric bill from the peep hole so I may see who you are?"

 

(randy turns knob)

 

door is kicked in knocking randy on the floor

toney comes crashing through, foaming at the mouth, one eye pointing towards the ceiling, the other pointing close to randy.

randy is KO'd immediately

 

tonycotore.jpg

 

then mounted GnP'd horrendously by toney

 

toney:

I TODJEW MUNNABEAMUDA INBOSTON LIGHTSOUTPRINCESSDIN PAYOLECTRIC BILL! GOOSE TUTOR! GGGOOOOSSSEEE TUTOR!

 

when the police arrive they see randys bloody lifeless body crumpled in a pile on the floor by the door.

feces is smeared on the wall of the house.

it appears as though a 3 year old was trying to write letters with finger paint.

no distinguishable words, ALOT of backwards letters, and symbols that vaguely resemble letters.

 

the only evidence at the scene is a torn up electrical company shirt, and this.

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