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My ufc 118 blee dat prediction


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We've all heard of a double k.o.

 

Some of us have seen a double k.o.

 

For the first time in history' date=' at ufc 118 we will witness Randy Couture & James Toney perform

a [b']DOUBLE SUBMISSION.[/b]

 

They will rear naked choke each other out COLD.

 

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We've all heard of a double k.o.

 

Some of us have seen a double k.o.

 

For the first time in history' date=' at ufc 118 we will witness Randy Couture & James Toney perform

a [b']DOUBLE SUBMISSION.[/b]

 

They will rear naked choke each other out COLD.

 

Nah, they're going to both flying gogoplata eachother. Herb Dean will see them both go unconscious try to break them up and fail, due to Bruce Buffer attempting a rolling kneebar. In the midst of his submission attempt Dana White will armbar Bruce Buffer. Herb Dean feeling left out will reach for a heel hook on Dana White. In an last effort to maintain the peace Mario Yamisaki will try to break them all up, he will fail as the Flying Dutchman from SpongeBob comes out of the rafters and KO's them all with obnoxious Nickelodeon humor.

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Randy pushes Toney to the fence. He tries to take Toney down. Dirty boxing from both. It's so dirty' date=' everyone will turn away. When they turn back... Couture. Lights out. Toney's got milk baby.

 

Otherwise, decision for Couture.

 

Maybe some b.s. involved?[/quote']

 

I think Couture is just going to get a double leg early in the first round and it's TKO from there. I mean, he picked up and dumped a 255 pound Gonzoga on his head, sorta got Brock down, and got a legit takedown on Coleman (washed up...but still a better grappler than Toney)...meh who knows? We'll just have to wait and see.

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Toney takes Randy down in the first round and rolls into an armbar when simultaneously shouting BLEE DAT. The crowd stands up and throws their shoes into the octagon, now the octagon is full of shoes and Bruce Buffer gets excited so he jumps into the octagon and falls because of all the shoes, then he stands up and announces the winner, at the same time dana white comes running into the cage and knocks out toney, now we got a UFC president that knocked out a boxing legend = MMA beat BOXING

 

After a while we see guida jerking off in the front row, and Diego is cheering for him, Phil Nurse starts to rub vaseline on guidas privates, and guida is loving it. Now Goldy and Rogan are getting it on with the headsets still on. Suddenly someone spills ice on Joe Rogan and he flips out completely, and we get to see a Joe Rogan Vs. The ice spill Vol 2 on youtube.

 

Anderson Silva comes riding into the arena on Chael Sonnen, Anderson and Chael are now best friends, they are laughing together like a just married couple. After the fights are over BJ and GSP go for a drink together, they get really drunk and sleep with eachother, After 3 months they get married and move to hawaii, now they are living in hawaii as a happy couple!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes I am bored

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Toney takes Randy down in the first round and rolls into an armbar when simultaneously shouting BLEE DAT. The crowd stands up and throws their shoes into the octagon' date=' now the octagon is full of shoes and Bruce Buffer gets excited so he jumps into the octagon and falls because of all the shoes, then he stands up and announces the winner, at the same time dana white comes running into the cage and knocks out toney, now we got a UFC president that knocked out a boxing legend = MMA beat BOXING

 

After a while we see guida jerking off in the front row, and Diego is cheering for him, Phil Nurse starts to rub vaseline on guidas privates, and guida is loving it. Now Goldy and Rogan are getting it on with the headsets still on. Suddenly someone spills ice on Joe Rogan and he flips out completely, and we get to see a Joe Rogan Vs. The ice spill Vol 2 on youtube.

 

Anderson Silva comes riding into the arena on Chael Sonnen, Anderson and Chael are now best friends, they are laughing together like a just married couple. After the fights are over BJ and GSP go for a drink together, they get really drunk and sleep with eachother, After 3 months they get married and move to hawaii, now they are living in hawaii as a happy couple!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes I am bored[/quote']

 

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Toney takes Randy down in the first round and rolls into an armbar when simultaneously shouting BLEE DAT. The crowd stands up and throws their shoes into the octagon' date=' now the octagon is full of shoes and Bruce Buffer gets excited so he jumps into the octagon and falls because of all the shoes, then he stands up and announces the winner, at the same time dana white comes running into the cage and knocks out toney, now we got a UFC president that knocked out a boxing legend = MMA beat BOXING

 

After a while we see guida jerking off in the front row, and Diego is cheering for him, Phil Nurse starts to rub vaseline on guidas privates, and guida is loving it. Now Goldy and Rogan are getting it on with the headsets still on. Suddenly someone spills ice on Joe Rogan and he flips out completely, and we get to see a Joe Rogan Vs. The ice spill Vol 2 on youtube.

 

Anderson Silva comes riding into the arena on Chael Sonnen, Anderson and Chael are now best friends, they are laughing together like a just married couple. After the fights are over BJ and GSP go for a drink together, they get really drunk and sleep with eachother, After 3 months they get married and move to hawaii, now they are living in hawaii as a happy couple!!!

 

 

 

 

Yes I am bored[/quote']

 

With a few tweaks that could be the best MMA commentary of all time.

 

You left out Tank Abbot turning up in an actual tank and porking sword jousting with Anderson Silva on Sonnen-back, then Wandy parachutes in and says how amazing everything is

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