TheFedornator Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 did the chicken cross the road? Enlighten me please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 did the chicken cross the road? Enlighten me please. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFedornator Posted August 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 i envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNOOB Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 Does a chicken really need a reason to cross a road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFedornator Posted August 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 Does a chicken really need a reason to cross a road? yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iNOOB Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question Didn't see that you wrote this. I have heard this same exact quote somewhere else. On T.V. or on Youtube or something. But I cannot recall where. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAMfreddrick Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. You see, to you the road represents the barrier between what is and what might be. What is…is you in front of the computer screen, practicing celibacy, peering into your mother's womb, wishing to be suckled at her breast (in this case, at the teats of internet knowledge and passive acceptance), hating the reflection in the screen that reminds you of your father, thinking how you life can never measure up… What might be, only the chicken knows, now that he has crossed... or maybe he just wanted to get to the other side to see his *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 Didn't see that you wrote this. I have heard this same exact quote somewhere else. On T.V. or on Youtube or something. But I cannot recall where. Martin Luther King, just replaced words;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. You see' date=' to you the road represents the barrier between what is and what might be. What is?is you in front of the computer screen, practicing celibacy, peering into your mother's womb, wishing to be suckled at her breast (in this case, at the teats of internet knowledge and passive acceptance), hating the reflection in the screen that reminds you of your father, thinking how you life can never measure up? What might be, only the chicken knows, now that he has crossed... or maybe he just wanted to get to the other side to see his ***[/quote'] Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your point of view. The chicken did not cross the road ? it transcended it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFedornator Posted August 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 Haha.. i like where this thread is going.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAMfreddrick Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your point of view. The chicken did not cross the road ? it transcended it. you have once again bestowed great wisdom upon me oh mighty sage. i am humbled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 you have once again bestowed great wisdom upon me oh mighty sage. i am humbled Also, The problem we have here is that this chicken won?t realize that he must first deal with the problem on ?THIS? side of the road before it goes after the problem on the ?OTHER SIDE? of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he?s acting by not taking on his ?CURRENT? problems before adding ?NEW? problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAMfreddrick Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 Also' date=' The problem we have here is that this chicken won?t realize that he must first deal with the problem on ?THIS? side of the road before it goes after the problem on the ?OTHER SIDE? of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he?s acting by not taking on his ?CURRENT? problems before adding ?NEW? problems.[/quote'] I agree, the chicken must learn to accept the natural flow and ebb of life. dealing with both hardships and blessings as they are bestowed and inflicted for haste is reckless and detrimental to the spiritual, physical, and even emotional well being of the chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 I agree' date=' the chicken must learn to accept the natural flow and ebb of life. dealing with both hardships and blessings as they are bestowed and inflicted for haste is reckless and detrimental to the spiritual, physical, and even emotional well being of the chicken.[/quote'] True, in other words he needs more of a balance to constitute his crossing. WHEN THIS HAPPENS...And God comes down from the heavens, and He says unto the chicken, ?Thou shalt cross the road.? And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAMfreddrick Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 True' date=' in other words he needs more of a balance to constitute his crossing. WHEN THIS HAPPENS...[b']And God comes down from the heavens[/b], and He says unto the chicken, ?Thou shalt cross the road.? And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. both God and Raptor Jesus must tell the chicken it is time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFedornator Posted August 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 both God and Raptor Jesus must tell the chicken it is time. Especially Raptor Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 both God and Raptor Jesus must tell the chicken it is time. Yes' date=' if he goes without protection he could fail. [img']http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/tbr/lowres/tbrn262l.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAMfreddrick Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 Especially Raptor Jesus Fellow Brother of the one true faith I see? Praise thee to raptor jesus brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 Especially Raptor Jesus no' date=' raptor chicken [img']http://th01.deviantart.net/fs38/150/i/2008/346/d/a/Chicken_Raptor_by_BlackSandPiper.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFedornator Posted August 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 Fellow Brother of the one true faith I see?Praise thee to raptor jesus brother PRAISE HIM!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 There he goes boys pray for him that he makes it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAMfreddrick Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 no' date=' raptor chicken [img']http://th01.deviantart.net/fs38/150/i/2008/346/d/a/Chicken_Raptor_by_BlackSandPiper.jpg[/img] Raptor chicken is the second disciple of Raptor Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFedornator Posted August 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 no' date=' raptor chicken [img']http://th01.deviantart.net/fs38/150/i/2008/346/d/a/Chicken_Raptor_by_BlackSandPiper.jpg[/img] OMG that is freakin' scary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFedornator Posted August 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 There he goes boys pray for him that he makes it i think he's gonna be just fine.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Posted August 25, 2010 Report Share Posted August 25, 2010 i think he's gonna be just fine.. But wait' date=' that was the father rooster, what about them, and the hen is lying to the chicks so they will follow [img']http://www.buenostours.com/images/why-does-the-chicken-cross-the-road.JPG[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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