I am ill.

[KungFuMaster]

I am ill. My illness has blinded my sight and I am only operating by tuition and instinct alone?and yet some thing is calling me to rise out of bed. Though I am unable to read, I sense the forum is in turmoil and once again it is up to me to restore morale, peace and order. The fate of the forum is at the mercy of my hands. Although I am currently ill, I must rise to the occasion and embrace the challenge knowing my failure would only result in catastrophic anomalies. It is with this notion, I have risen from bed, guided by forces unknown, and determined to restore balance once again.

 

When the Freestyle thread was abandoned and left to rot, I nourished it back to health and gave it a whole new life and purpose. The original Off-topic thread was deserted and became a wasteland until I came along. I restored what little life it had left. I preserved the precious minerals and resources. And before long, critters began scurrying from other parts. This, which had once been a wasteland, was now my paradise.

 

But today??there is an imminent danger which threatens my paradise along with all other sanctuaries. There have been reports of a group of unknown species terrorizing and devouring every precious resource in their path causing an in-balanced eco-system. If I do not act soon, the land which I have built my life upon and tilled with my own hands will be another region like that of Carthage, a Roman conquered region poisoned by salt which plagued the livelihood of its agriculture to this day.

 

By the grace of this unknown force which has guided my thoughts, my hands, and my fingers? I have been able to relay this message to you through the means of the keyboard. And if you so desperately wish to respond, do so in your thoughts, for I no longer have my sight. I will use my new given ability of telepathy to read and respond to each and everyone of your thoughts.

[tab665]

your the ray charles of typing dude

[melkor]

Thanks for contributing. What is the nature of your illness?

[BAMfreddrick]

It isnt so much that i read your writings but that that words flow and ebb into my mind with a gentle ease so calm that it is like a thought to which was always there. i applaud you again KFM

[BJBJJ]

Thanks for contributing. What is the nature of your illness?

 

it sounds like necrotising facciitis to me.

 

that, or eyeball hepatitis.

 

 

 

 

and kudos KMFDM on another delicious, creamless oreo cookie.

dont worry about the loss of vision thing.

 

your insight into the vast tapestry of human emotion will prove FAR more beneficial to your life and the life of all those around you.

 

after all, SO many of humanitys great minds have been stricken with blindness it is nearly a prerequisite for greatness.

brittany spears, morgan freeman, carrot top, chef ramsey, rubin studdard..... all blind.

[raffy_handsome]

Another modlike characteristic of KFM.

[KungFuMaster]

your the ray charles of typing dude

Ray Charles does not have telepathy.

[KungFuMaster]

Thanks for contributing. What is the nature of your illness?

Greatness....is the nature of my illness. With greatness comes tremendous sacrifices.

[KungFuMaster]

It isnt so much that i read your writings but that that words flow and ebb into my mind with a gentle ease so calm that it is like a thought to which was always there. i applaud you again KFM

That which seems sincere deserves a genuine response. Thank you, Fredrick.

[KungFuMaster]

it sounds like necrotising facciitis to me.

 

that' date=' or eyeball hepatitis.

 

 

 

 

and kudos KMFDM on another delicious, creamless oreo cookie.

dont worry about the loss of vision thing.

 

your insight into the vast tapestry of human emotion will prove FAR more beneficial to your life and the life of all those around you.

 

after all, SO many of humanitys great minds have been stricken with blindness it is nearly a prerequisite for greatness.

brittany spears, morgan freeman, carrot top, chef ramsey, rubin studdard..... all blind.[/quote']

This is the second time I have seen you refer to me as KMFDM. What does it stand for?

[KungFuMaster]

Another modlike characteristic of KFM.

Thank you, Raffy. You made a great thread btw.

[BJBJJ]

KMFDM = great 90's band.

sort of 9 inch nailsy / skinny puppy'y

 

my new mission in life is to officially change your title, and by doing so I will change your identity.

I will mold you to the form that best suits my evil needs.

[melkor]

I got the KMFDM thing. Thought it was quite clever.

[KungFuMaster]

KMFDM = great 90's band.

sort of 9 inch nailsy / skinny puppy'y

 

my new mission in life is to officially change your title' date=' and by doing so I will change your identity.

I will mold you to the form that best suits my evil needs.[/quote']

 

I got the KMFDM thing. Thought it was quite clever.

 

Never heard of them. Dream Theatre was my band in the 90's.

[PaulMitchell]

I am ill. My illness has blinded my sight and I am only operating by tuition and instinct alone?and yet some thing is calling me to rise out of bed. Though I am unable to read' date=' I sense the forum is in turmoil and once again it is up to me to restore morale, peace and order. The fate of the forum is at the mercy of my hands. Although I am currently ill, I must rise to the occasion and embrace the challenge knowing my failure would only result in catastrophic anomalies. It is with this notion, I have risen from bed, guided by forces unknown, and determined to restore balance once again.

 

When the Freestyle thread was abandoned and left to rot, I nourished it back to health and gave it a whole new life and purpose. The original Off-topic thread was deserted and became a wasteland until I came along. I restored what little life it had left. I preserved the precious minerals and resources. And before long, critters began scurrying from other parts. This, which had once been a wasteland, was now my paradise.

 

[b']But today??there is an imminent danger which threatens my paradise along with all other sanctuaries. There have been reports of a group of unknown species terrorizing and devouring every precious resource in their path causing an in-balanced eco-system. If I do not act soon, the land which I have built my life upon and tilled with my own hands will be another region like that of Carthage, a Roman conquered region poisoned by salt which plagued the livelihood of its agriculture to this day. [/b]

 

By the grace of this unknown force which has guided my thoughts, my hands, and my fingers? I have been able to relay this message to you through the means of the keyboard. And if you so desperately wish to respond, do so in your thoughts, for I no longer have my sight. I will use my new given ability of telepathy to read and respond to each and everyone of your thoughts.

 

Damn it! there you go again, talking about something and still somehow dodging the subject. Who, KFM, who? What entity is plaguing the forum? How many are there? How come your blind and still type better than me???

 

You create these questions and then let them chew away at my brain while I read through the entire post one more time, this time slowly, trying to pick up on any secret messages, until I've read the post 3 times and realized that you are in fact NOT blind! There are NO evil beings threatening my ability to waste my life! And you can NOT read my mind, because if you could, you would know that I acquired your address, packed my over night bag, and am typing this from a cellphone while pulling into your driveway with gym bag with contents including condoms, KY Jelly(the kind that tingles), a lawn mower blade, and rubber gloves! The gloves, since you recently became electrically charged, are indeed necessary.

 

BTW, love what your doing with the garden, those yellow flowers are a nice touch.

[KungFuMaster]

Damn it! there you go again' date=' talking about something and still somehow dodging the subject. Who, KFM, who? What entity is plaguing the forum? How many are there? How come your blind and still type better than me???

 

You create these questions and then let them chew away at my brain while I read through the entire post one more time, this time slowly, trying to pick up on any secret messages, until I've read the post 3 times and realized that you are in fact NOT blind! There are NO evil beings threatening my ability to waste my life! And you can NOT read my mind, because if you could, you would know that I acquired your address, packed my over night bag, and am typing this from a cellphone while pulling into your driveway with gym bag with contents including condoms, KY Jelly(the kind that tingles), a lawn mower blade, and rubber gloves! The gloves, since you recently became electrically charged, are indeed necessary.

 

BTW, love what your doing with the garden, those yellow flowers are a nice touch.[/quote']

Contrary to what you have been led to believe, every single thread of mine has a profound message and factual information. Take this one for instance:

 

The forum was dead.

 

I was attempting to brighten it up.

 

You also learned Carthage was a region conquered by the Romans.

 

You also learned if you want to preserve something you must sacrifice and be willing to work for it.

 

This thread is not as emptied as you think.

[PaulMitchell]

Contrary to what you have been led to believe' date=' every single thread of mine has a profound message and factual information. Take this one for instance:

 

The forum was dead.

 

I was attempting to brighten it up.

 

You also learned Carthage was a region conquered by the Romans.

 

You also learned if you want to preserve something you must sacrifice and be willing to work for it.

 

This thread is not as emptied as you think.[/quote']

 

Two things KFM,

 

1. I was joking

 

2. Holy hell, your right. Nice job.