Exodus9mm vs Fast - King of Threads (by the numbers)

[Exodus9mm]

So drama queen Fast believes he's some kind of champion when it comes to threads.

 

Well, he's in for a rude awakening. The following is a statistical breakdown of his time here at UFC.com, compared with my own. Feel free to check the numbers I provide if you wish.

 

Fast

 

Join Date: July 2009

# of posts: 14,660

# of threads started: 257 (not including his latest, which is titled "Let's Talk" :eek:)

# of threads in the UFC section: 21

# of threads in the Outside the UFC section: 233

# of threads in the Ultimate Fighter section: 3

# of views of his threads: 233,677

# of responses to his threads: 19,843

Views per thread average: 909

Responses per thread average: 77

Times banned: 1

 

 

Exodus9mm

 

Join Date: July 2009

# of posts: 10,633

# of threads started: 214

# of threads in the UFC section: 107

# of threads in the Outside the UFC section: 106

# of threads in the Ultimate Fighter section: 1

# of views of his threads: 238,647

# of responses to his threads: 11,850

Views per thread average: 1115

Responses per thread average: 55

Times banned: 0

 

So what can we draw from these numbers? Well, for starters, Fast is a one-dimensional thread starter who is more concerned about nonsense, than MMA. This can be seen in the amount of UFC based threads he has started. In fact, it's so ludicrous, he might as well be posting on a random Yahoo forum, not an MMA website.

95% of his threads, and posts, are nothing more than one sentence long and typically involve self-righteous psycho-babble. He has a penchant for trying to seduce the 4 female posters that frequent the boards by repeatedly starting threads in their honour (no offense ladies) If I dug deeper, I bet that at least 80% of his own posts are within his own threads, thereby skewing the responses we see above.........I'll get back to you all on this one.

 

Fast is in fact, not the "King" of threads, but clearly the "Queen" of threads. It's blatant.

The man is clearly delusional, and spends the majority of his time here trying to gain e-friends by showing pics of his biceps and sounding like a mimic of an afternoon soap opera. He'd be better suited as a contestant on Big Brother.

 

As for me, I make no claim of being the "King of Threads". That title belongs to my homeboy Doc Obviously. The man has more views in 1 thread, than Fast or I have combined. And his is based solely around creativity and humour. That's royalty folks. Big up Doc. JuJitsWho comes in close with his Random Hotties Thread - which is almost like cheating....lol. That sucker was guaranteed to snag half a million views........but props none the less.

 

Removing the two heavy hitters in Doc and Jits from the equation, I'll let the forum discuss who holds more weight. This was created in response to the request for somebody to take on Fast and his self-proclaimed nonsensical title.......

[claxp94]

2 things.

 

1. where the monkeys hell did you get these numbers?

2. fast resigned, he gave me the title but uhh nice thread, i guess.

[Fast]

So drama queen Fast believes he's some kind of champion when it comes to threads.

 

Well' date=' he's in for a rude awakening. The following is a statistical breakdown of his time here at UFC.com, compared with my own. Feel free to check the numbers I provide if you wish.

 

[u']Fast[/u]

 

Join Date: July 2009

# of posts: 14,660

# of threads started: 257 (not including his latest, which is titled "Let's Talk" :eek:)

# of threads in the UFC section: 21

# of threads in the Outside the UFC section: 233

# of threads in the Ultimate Fighter section: 3

# of views of his threads: 233,677

# of responses to his threads: 19,843

Views per thread average: 909

Responses per thread average: 77

Times banned: 1

 

 

Exodus9mm

 

Join Date: July 2009

# of posts: 10,633

# of threads started: 214

# of threads in the UFC section: 107

# of threads in the Outside the UFC section: 106

# of threads in the Ultimate Fighter section: 1

# of views of his threads: 238,647

# of responses to his threads: 11,850

Views per thread average: 1115

Responses per thread average: 55

Times banned: 0

 

So what can we draw from these numbers? Well, for starters, Fast is a one-dimensional thread starter who is more concerned about nonsense, than MMA. This can be seen in the amount of UFC based threads he has started. In fact, it's so ludicrous, he might as well be posting on a random Yahoo forum, not an MMA website.

95% of his threads, and posts, are nothing more than one sentence long and typically involve self-righteous psycho-babble. He has a penchant for trying to seduce the 4 female posters that frequent the boards by repeatedly starting threads in their honour (no offense ladies) If I dug deeper, I bet that at least 80% of his own posts are within his own threads, thereby skewing the responses we see above.........I'll get back to you all on this one.

 

Fast is in fact, not the "King" of threads, but clearly the "Queen" of threads. It's blatant.

The man is clearly delusional, and spends the majority of his time here trying to gain e-friends by showing pics of his biceps and sounding like a mimic of an afternoon soap opera. He'd be better suited as a contestant on Big Brother.

 

As for me, I make no claim of being the "King of Threads". That title belongs to my homeboy Doc Obviously. The man has more views in 1 thread, than Fast or I have combined. And his is based solely around creativity and humour. That's royalty folks. Big up Doc. JuJitsWho comes in close with his Random Hotties Thread - which is almost like cheating....lol. That sucker was guaranteed to snag half a million views........but props none the less.

 

Removing the two heavy hitters in Doc and Jits from the equation, I'll let the forum discuss who holds more weight. This was created in response to the request for somebody to take on Fast and his self-proclaimed nonsensical title.......

 

 

 

Actually Exodus, I think you are the man. All I did was in good fun and humor. Good luck in your future marriage, your girl is hot! Keep the noobs in line and be kind to Raffy, he is good people.

 

 

Actually I was banned 2 times

[Doctor_Obviously]

Thanks for the shout out Ex.

 

I just wanted to point out that Fast's thread numbers are off.....or are those counting the ones that were deleted?

[Exodus9mm]

Actually Exodus' date=' I think you are the man. All I did was in good fun and humor. Good luck in your future marriage, your girl is hot! Keep the noobs in line and be kind to Raffy, he is good people.

 

 

Actually I was banned 2 times[/quote']

 

LOL, Fast, where you going man? You know I'm just bringing the heat to you, because you're one of the only ones who puts up a good fight.

 

I take my shots at ya, but you know you rule the Outside Section with ease.

 

Why you leaving? Setting some new priorities? That's not always a bad thing. I took 3 months off from here, and it was a good change of pace.

 

Even as your harshest critic, I hope you're not leaving for good. But if you are, best of luck in everything you do. You are a worthy opponent, and I apply your name to the word 'steadfast', which is something you definitely are.

 

Cheers

[Exodus9mm]

Thanks for the shout out Ex.

 

I just wanted to point out that Fast's thread numbers are off.....or are those counting the ones that were deleted?

 

Those are everything I could find using the search. It shows deleted ones too.

[shawnsBACK]

the artist formerly known as shawnb is a huge fan of the EX!

[Exodus9mm]

2 things.

 

1. where the monkeys hell did you get these numbers?

2. fast resigned' date=' he gave me the title but uhh nice thread, i guess.[/quote']

 

I'm like Rain Man. I can count to the 47,000th decimal place of Pi without even trying...lol

 

Naw, I just used the search function and snagged a calculator

 

Took about 40 minutes to compile.

[Fast]

LOL' date=' Fast, where you going man? You know I'm just bringing the heat to you, because you're one of the only ones who puts up a good fight.

 

I take my shots at ya, but you know you rule the Outside Section with ease.

 

Why you leaving? Setting some new priorities? That's not always a bad thing. I took 3 months off from here, and it was a good change of pace.

 

Even as your harshest critic, I hope you're not leaving for good. But if you are, best of luck in everything you do. You are a worthy opponent, and I apply your name to the word 'steadfast', which is something you definitely are.

 

Cheers[/quote']

 

It is not that, I need to go for now, like a leave of absence I guess, it will be a while. i must fast from the forum for a while. I have always enjoyed debating with you, you were worthy! I am not sure if it is for good, but it will be for a long while. i may return gunz a blazing in months form now, maybe years from now, who knows.

[Exodus9mm]

the artist formerly known as shawnb is a huge fan of the EX!

 

With the "Nostalgia" thread, I feel as though we are brothers......

[SpiderProdigy]

I'm like Rain Man. I can count to the 47' date='000th decimal place of Pi without even trying...lol

 

Naw, I just used the search function and snagged a calculator

 

Took about 40 minutes to compile.[/quote']

 

wow you want that title huh?

[shawnsBACK]

With the "Nostalgia" thread' date=' I feel as though we are brothers......[/quote']

 

does the fact that i've gotten bombed at "The Rox" in Barrie help?

 

it was the rox right?

[UFC_Achilles]

Fast why must you leave us? Nobody else will start awesome threads like the grilled cheese one...

[Exodus9mm]

does the fact that i've gotten bombed at "The Rox" in Barrie help?

 

it was the rox right?

 

LOL, I forgot about that.....yeah it's the Rox....dunno if it still exists, but it was always a decent place to get shredded and pick up hot college women.

[Exodus9mm]

wow you want that title huh?

 

I've got to bring the A game if I'm gonna challenge Fast. No sense doing it half assed

 

As I said, I don't want any titles. People either love me, or hate me, and I'm cool with that.

 

As I also noted Doc is the Grand Master of Threads.......with just one! Hail!

[shawnsBACK]

LOL' date=' I forgot about that.....yeah it's the Rox....dunno if it still exists, but it was always a decent place to get shredded and pick up hot college women.[/quote']

 

and i've been on the chichiman boat too

[Fast]

Fast why must you leave us? Nobody else will start awesome threads like the grilled cheese one...

 

Everyone is replaceable, you will see. lol

[SpiderProdigy]

I've got to bring the A game if I'm gonna challenge Fast. No sense doing it half assed

 

As I said' date=' I don't want any titles. People either love me, or hate me, and I'm cool with that.

 

As I also noted Doc is the Grand Master of Threads.......with just one! Hail![/quote']

 

This is true, Fast is an incredible debater, but you came very well prepared. Your one of the best posters around, you know what your talking about and back it up, and yes Doc's thread is the best ever.

[Exodus9mm]

This is true' date=' Fast is an incredible debater, but you came very well prepared. Your one of the best posters around, you know what your talking about and back it up, and yes Doc's thread is the best ever.[/quote']

 

I'm liking that Penn support avi you're rocking. War BJ!

[SpiderProdigy]

I'm liking that Penn support avi you're rocking. War BJ!

 

i always start getting amped up 4 or 5 days before the event, and i gotta represent for the Prodigy!

[CarlLane]

2 things.

 

1. where the monkeys hell did you get these numbers?

2. fast resigned' date=' he gave me the title but uhh nice thread, i guess.[/quote']

 

this is what i'm saying, i love stats!