UFCGOD1 Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo momma so old, she left her purse on Noah's Ark. Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside. Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, its still printing! ( more coming ) post your favorite yo momma jokes here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama so ugly she likes salad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama so old she likes salad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machidaNo1p4p Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 yo mama so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said "sorry no professionals" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 yo mama so ****** she likes salad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCGOD1 Posted August 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo Mama so stupid, she studied for a blood test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machidaNo1p4p Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 yo mama so hairy bigfoot is taking her picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffy_handsome Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama so ugly she likes salad Yo mama so old she likes salad yo mama so ****** she likes salad You're always useless in this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCGOD1 Posted August 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machidaNo1p4p Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 yo mama so hairy the only lanfuage she speaks is wookie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffy_handsome Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Your momma is so old that her breastmilk is a powder milk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCGOD1 Posted August 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama's so old she flicked the switch when god said let there be light! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wimpygimpet Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 You're always useless in this forum. Congrats. You're better than someone on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 You're always useless in this forum. Raffy's mama so dumb she didn't have an abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaySmartGE Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama so ugly...... **** you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCGOD1 Posted August 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Your mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 yo mama so old and ugly people question her as the missing link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machidaNo1p4p Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Raffy's mama so dumb she didn't have an abortion. wow that was extreme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 yo mama so dumb she thought planet of the apes was africa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCGOD1 Posted August 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 yo momma so fat she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of March. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machidaNo1p4p Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after 3 periods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 wow that was extreme lol you like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCGOD1 Posted August 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama so old she knew burgerking when he was a prince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machidaNo1p4p Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama is like a chicken coop, coks fly in and out all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCGOD1 Posted August 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 yo mama so fat black people don't even want to tap that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machidaNo1p4p Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 lol you like that? yes unfortunately i found it quite funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye lol this is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCGOD1 Posted August 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo momma's so fat, she walked past the TV and i missed the first season of Lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 yes unfortunately i found it quite funny it isn't unfortunate. you can laugh at the misfortune of raffy hey that hockey one up there was awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machidaNo1p4p Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 You suck... yo mama does too, but she charges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCGOD1 Posted August 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo momma so fat, she had a threesome and the two guys never even saw each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffy_handsome Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Your momma is so dumb that he thinks she's a creek and everyone will fall for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machidaNo1p4p Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama is like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machidaNo1p4p Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama is like a library, she's open to the public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaySmartGE Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama is so ugly even Dana White thought UFC stands for ''Ugly Fat Chick'' Thank you Rampage and UFCGOD1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCGOD1 Posted August 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCGOD1 Posted August 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama is so ugly even Dana White thought UFC stands for ''Ugly Faced(?) Chick''. Where have I heard that? lol rampage said that to rashad , but he said Ugly Fat Chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffy_handsome Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Your momma is so dumb that she went to the Police Station and reported that your father stole her heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machidaNo1p4p Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 yo mama so manly she has a **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCGOD1 Posted August 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCGOD1 Posted August 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffy_handsome Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ichigo Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch yo mama so fat instead of using water to wash down her aspirin she uses mayonnaise! yo mama so fat she had to iron her pants on the drive way yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade yo mama so ugly even the barge pole wont touch her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama's so stupid' date=' she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.[/quote'] lol I don't like raffy but this was mildly funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaySmartGE Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama so stupid she loves Crappy Andy. Booyah!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCGOD1 Posted August 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 yo mama so hot you friends don't stay over for your sister but for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCGOD1 Posted August 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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