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Yo momma so old, she left her purse on Noah's Ark.


Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!


Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.


Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, its still printing!


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yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch


yo mama so fat instead of using water to wash down her aspirin she uses mayonnaise!


yo mama so fat she had to iron her pants on the drive way


yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade


yo mama so ugly even the barge pole wont touch her

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