randomfightfan Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 never regret anything that made you laugh. if something made you laugh, post it whether it be a vid, pic, story, joke, w/e. story Suring my cast party, everybody was getting pretty slammed pretty darn fast. By the first 15 mins I was 8 shots deep... as was everybody else. After a few hours, I strike up a conversation with the hottest girl in the school and we start hitting it off. We talk for about 20 mins, flirting back and forth, before I excuse myself for a minute to stock back up with the Captain. A few more drinks go down and I make my way bak to find her. I see her standing across the room staring at me with these come bang me eyes. I casually make my way towards her, but after i cross half the distance, my buddy, jumps over the couch and pushes me out of the way and onto her. They immediately start making out for the next 2 hours as I get ****-blocked to the extreem (yes we were all that drunk) If this wasn't bad enough, we were both so trashed by the end of the night, we both needed to stay. Since there was a shortage of beds, we had to share... a sleeping bag. As we are going to sleep, he falls face first into the floor and passes out... but not before he throws up on my side of the sleeping bag... and pillow. I take the floor, fall asleep, and 3 hours later, wake up for school. Here's the worst part. After he wakes up, he asks what did he do last night. He doesn't even have the memory of what happend the night before. He doesn't even remember anything or how he even made it to the party. FML joke 2 dwarfs go into a bar and pick up 2 girls, where they take them back to each of their individual rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get it up. He gets even more depressed because he has to listen to his friend crie out "Here I come again... 1,2,3... UHHHHHH!!!". ALL NIGHT LONG. In the morning, the second little guy asks how it went. The first one says, "It was so embarassing... I couldn't even get it up." The second laughs and says, "You thing that's embarassing?? I couldn't even get up onto the freaking bed!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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