Jesus_MMA Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Fable of the porcupine It was the coldest winter ever. - Many animals died because of the cold. The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together. This way they covered and protected themselves; but the quills of each one wounded their closest companions even though they gave off heat to each other. After awhile, they decided to distance themselves one from the other and they began to die, alone and frozen. So they had to make a choice: either accept the quills of their companions or disappear from the Earth. Wisely, they decided to go back to being together. This way they learned to live with the little wounds that were caused by the close relationship with their companion, but the most important part of it, was the heat that came from the others. This way they were able to survive. Moral of the story: The best relationship is not the one that brings together perfect people, but the best is when each individual learns to live with the imperfections of others and can admire the other person's good qualities The Moral of the story!..........LEARN TO LOVE THE PRICKS IN YOUR LIFE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General_Anesthetic Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Hi Fast! *wave* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IM4MMA Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 i'm just curious how to pronounce your name, Is it jesus or heysoos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus_MMA Posted October 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 i'm just curious how to pronounce your name' date=' Is it jesus or heysoos?[/quote'] Jesus is the man either way:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little_Kang Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Jesus is the man either way:D Buddha is better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus_MMA Posted October 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Buddha is better To each their own, Jesus completes me, I thirst no more:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IM4MMA Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Moral of the Story Jokes65 rate or flag this pageTweet thisBy markamoment •Someday we might need A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. However, the cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened. He kept increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there. An hour later ... The man calls his wife at home and asks her, "Jen is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" asked his wife. Frustrated the man said," Put that damn cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions to reach home!!! Moral: How much ever we dislike somebody; someday we might need their assistance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus_MMA Posted October 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Moral of the Story Jokes65rate or flag this pageTweet thisBy markamoment ?Someday we might need A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. However' date=' the cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened. He kept increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there. An hour later ... The man calls his wife at home and asks her, "Jen is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" asked his wife. Frustrated the man said," Put that damn cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions to reach home!!! Moral: How much ever we dislike somebody; someday we might need their assistance[/quote'] Lol, true my man, true. And that would really suck if we needed the assistance of someone who refused to give it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exodus9mm Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Porcupines are a solitary animal that live the majority of the year completely alone, doing whatever porcupines do. The only real social contact they observe is when they need to get their freak on and do the no-pants dance with a nearby female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david_vaessen Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 Porcupines are a solitary animal that live the majority of the year completely alone' date=' doing whatever porcupines do. The only real social contact they observe is when they need to get their freak on and do the no-pants dance with a nearby female.[/quote'] I was hissed at by a porcupine a few months back. they're kind of cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigzagzig Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 on an episode of Beyond Survival in the African Desert with Les Stroud a couple of weeks back, Les & some half naked africans cornered two Porcupines in their burrows, they then speared both animals, pulled them out of the den, and clubbed them over their big rodent heads with blunt wooden sticks to end the life swiftly & as pain free as possible. they scraped off the quills & cooked the giant rodents over a open fire for a big african pine feast. it was some dirty lookin meals but good cookin. true story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KungFuMaster Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 I heard porcupines are good eatin' and they are a delicacy in some regions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KansasCityKing Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 How do those things ****? I mean it would have to be missionary position because there's no way the male could mount the female without getting stabbed. Whats the point of dipping your wick if your wick gets stabbed by a thousand needles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von_Kaiser Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 Fast/Jesus_MMA got himself banned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 Fast/Jesus_MMA got himself banned? Just the Jesus account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IM4MMA Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 Fast account will be coming back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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