The_Jack_Attack Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 I am a white belt in BJJ! One night at my dorm I was awoken to people wrestling. I wanted to wrestle but everyone was tired. So this girl said I'll go with you. So I did! I pulled guard and she passes and had me in mount before I knew it. I used my Judo to turtle and reverses the choke! I made a new friend none the less. lol She was a 4 stripe white belt and trained with Noguiera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdoubleu Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 you should have given her the shocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 you should have given her the shocker. isnt that the one where you mix a sedative in her drink and rape her while she is half conscious? or is that the "sir rapes alot". I get my MMA submissions all mixed up sometimes. also, OP is reported for avatar burglary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdoubleu Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 isnt that the one where you mix a sedative in her drink and rape her while she is half conscious? or is that the "sir rapes alot". I get my MMA submissions all mixed up sometimes. also' date=' OP is reported for avatar burglary.[/quote'] me too there are so many. When all else fails I start off with "the million dollar dream", then finish off with a combo donkey punch/ rear naked uninvited entry. Works every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJBJJ Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 me too there are so many. When all else fails I start off with "the million dollar dream"' date=' then finish off with a combo donkey punch/ rear naked uninvited entry. Works every time.[/quote'] lol. me and my brother always joke about the "rear naked penetrator" during UFC PPVS. I like the "rear naked uninvited entry" I might steal that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Jack_Attack Posted October 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Look, man. She out ranks me by a lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulMitchell Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Pretty cool, pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Jack_Attack Posted October 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Pretty cool' date=' pretty cool.[/quote'] How was I suppost to know she trained with Big Nog and had a ranking in BJJ? Ha! lol Boy is my face red! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KungFuMaster Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 All that work would have been a complete waste of time and not to mention humiliation if you did not get to sleep with her. Just saying....hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riot_Act101 Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 All that work would have been a complete waste of time and not to mention humiliation if you did not get to sleep with her. Just saying....hehe lol this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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