Steven_McTowelie Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 I mean look at all the distractions these days for kids for all we know the Messiah could be playing Halo Reach right now and not even know he is meant for a higher purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uaquin Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 I'm no biblical scholor but I don't think the second coming is supposedly like the first one where some women gives an immaculate birth. Old Jesus just comes on down and takes care of business. On the other hand, there is a good chance the anti-christ is right now pwning *** in COD4 or maybe WoW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven_McTowelie Posted October 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Hold on I play wow and I do have these 2 protruding horns coming from my forehead and my wife calls me her little devil for some reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFedornator Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Hold on I play wow and I do have these 2 protruding horns coming from my forehead and my wife calls me her little devil for some reason do you have any birth marks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slam_Man Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 do you have any birth marks? If you do what's that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentson Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Your Satan obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven_McTowelie Posted October 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 I actually do have a birthmark its located onmy right butt cheek here it is but it might be just a mole though not sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIMBOB Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 As I recall Jesus had a pretty eventful birth then did basically nothing till he turned 30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Hold on I play wow and I do have these 2 protruding horns coming from my forehead and my wife calls me her little devil for some reason Is that from incest ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven_McTowelie Posted October 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Is that from incest ? Towels dont **** they are created in a factory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Towels dont **** they are created in a factory In China or Australia ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDevil Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 In China or Australia ? hongkong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 hongkong Oh ok, there or Taiwan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven_McTowelie Posted October 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 In China only boy towels are favored by the factors girls towels are thrown in the dumpster upon creation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slam_Man Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 In China only boy towels are favored by the factors girls towels are thrown in the dumpster upon creation. Wow. SMH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 In China only boy towels are favored by the factors girls towels are thrown in the dumpster upon creation. You learn something every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KungFuMaster Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 I mean look at all the distractions these days for kids for all we know the Messiah could be playing Halo Reach right now and not even know he is meant for a higher purpose. You got a good point there. You cannot find your calling if things do not point you in the right direction. I agree, playing Halo may not be such a good inspiration to findding one's calling in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slam_Man Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 You got a good point there. You cannot find your calling if things do not point you in the right direction. I agree' date=' playing Halo may not be such a good inspiration to findding one's calling in life.[/quote'] Do you think everyone really has a calling in life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KungFuMaster Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Do you think everyone really has a calling in life? I believe we all can find what suits us best. I do not believe in destiny but I do believe everyone on this earth can do something which fits in well with the rest of the community. I was made to be a teacher. I love to teach and inspire the mind. However, if I don't get my act together, I will never be a teacher. I have noticed this about myself...... I am most excited when I am teaching or explaining things to uninformed people. I love to test my nephews and nieces on academic materials. And I love proof reading others' writings.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slam_Man Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 I believe we all can find what suits us best. I do not believe in destiny but I do believe everyone on this earth can do something which fits in well with the rest of the community. I was made to be a teacher. I love to teach and inspire the mind. However' date=' if I don't get my act together, I will never be a teacher. I have noticed this about myself...... I am most excited when I am teaching or explaining things to uninformed people. I love to test my nephews and nieces on academic materials. And I love proof reading others' writings....[/quote'] That's interesting, how old are you? My views are kind of like this, the world is a court, and you are just trying to be the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david_vaessen Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 I believe we all can find what suits us best. I do not believe in destiny but I do believe everyone on this earth can do something which fits in well with the rest of the community. I was made to be a teacher. I love to teach and inspire the mind. However' date=' if I don't get my act together, I will never be a teacher. I have noticed this about myself...... I am most excited when I am teaching or explaining things to uninformed people. I love to test my nephews and nieces on academic materials. And I love proof reading others' writings....[/quote'] the problem I have with teaching is that there is a curriculum. If I was solely in charge of what I chose to teach and how, I'd go become a teacher tomorrow. I wouldn't be a teacher tomorrow, somewhere around 4 years, but you get the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KungFuMaster Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 the problem I have with teaching is that there is a curriculum. If I was solely in charge of what I chose to teach and how' date=' I'd go become a teacher tomorrow. I wouldn't be a teacher tomorrow, somewhere around 4 years, but you get the idea.[/quote']The mandatory curriculum and pace is pathetic. Teachers nowadays have a strict guideline to follow and they are literally forced to leave kids behind who need the extra motivation and help. All this ....thanks to the No Child left Behind Act endorsed by Governor Sharwtzeneggar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDevil Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 well..if that messiah returns he has to go one on one with Cris Angel...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 well..if that messiah returns he has to go one on one with Cris Angel...lol Well in that case..... Angel FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bosnianbjj Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 easy its antonio mckee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little_Kang Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 It's me but I just choose not to save anyone. Heaven has all the cool people already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bosnianbjj Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 It's me but I just choose not to save anyone. Heaven has all the cool people already stop lying the messiah is antonio mckee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little_Kang Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 stop lying the messiah is antonio mckee mckee is just an old useless fighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForrestGriffinFan101 Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 Kanye West seems to think he's the Messiah. Maybe he really is and we just aren't listening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radar42 Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 Kanye West seems to think he's the Messiah. Maybe he really is and we just aren't listening. That can't be true. The Messiah wouldn't like fish *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainSuperman Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 Don't worry, I'm right here. I'm NOT playing Halo...Halo sucks Instead, I'm chillin till the time is right...until then, I'm working miracles for Lesnar so he at least escapes with his life on the 23rd, but not the belt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven_McTowelie Posted October 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 so can you answer the age old question Chicken or the egg? I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTech Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ****** and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainSuperman Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 so can you answer the age old question Chicken or the egg? I Duh? The Chicken. As you know, us religious folk hate the theory of evolution. Since nothing has evolved, it musta just appeared there, of course, from God, big ups to my homie. And it just makes more sense that a chicken would just appear outta nowhere rather than an egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonie Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 I'm no biblical scholor but I don't think the second coming is supposedly like the first one where some women gives an immaculate birth. Old Jesus just comes on down and takes care of business. On the other hand' date=' there is a good chance the anti-christ is right now pwning *** in COD4 or maybe WoW.[/quote'] This is officially my favorite thing I have heard from anyone all day, including all UFC outlets. Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Jack_Attack Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 This is officially my favorite thing I have heard from anyone all day' date=' including all UFC outlets. Awesome.[/quote'] Stay tunned for The_Jack_Attack's attempts to top that the following day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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