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Some of your favorite jokes by stand-up comedians.....


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I'll start with one:

 

Demetri Martin: I walked into a shoe store the other day. I said hey, do you have these in a ten? The clerk walked away. When he came back he said no, but we have a 9. Great, because while you were back there getting the shoes, my toes were severed off. That would have been a dumb thing to say, but because of the circumstances of my recent injury, you were spot on.

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