ForrestGriffinFan101 Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 I'll start with one: Demetri Martin: I walked into a shoe store the other day. I said hey, do you have these in a ten? The clerk walked away. When he came back he said no, but we have a 9. Great, because while you were back there getting the shoes, my toes were severed off. That would have been a dumb thing to say, but because of the circumstances of my recent injury, you were spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonson86 Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 not gonna write it cause the joke is pretty long but its the one that bernie mac do about his retatded nephew....... Heeeeeee he was teasin me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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