Tony08 Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Discussing the inevitable. Let's face it, fans are fickle, and I'm here to give you a prediction that's sure to come true. Read carefully, you may learn something. Fedor loses once, and now he sucks. Anderson looks bad (but still defeats a roided-up Chael Sonnen), and he sucks. Floyd Mayweather won't fight Pac-man, so he sucks. My vacuum sucks. 9MM writes a bad thread, therefore he sucks. Couture loses a couple of fights AFTER THE AGE OF 40, and he really sucks. If you have $20, go to the dumpster behind K-Mart on Rosecrans, and something will definitely suck. Justin Bieber will always suck. Once "too many" people like your favorite band, or wear your favorite brand of MMA T-shirt, they or it will certainly suck. One bad card, and Dana White sucks. The greatest LW of all time loses his title, and he sucks. Kobe looks bad in the pre-season, so he sucks. In terms of Cain vs. Brock: you have the highly-skilled, undefeated, Cain Velasquez taking on the powerful, undisputed UFC HW Champion, Brock Lesnar. I will not guarantee who will win this fight, but you can bet your life savings, that after tomorrow night, one of them will definitely suck.:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KungFuMaster Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 It pains me to say this and if anyone is going to say it, I guess I should be the one... BrewMMA, you _ _ _ _! You know I like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomanyhuggers Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 This is WIN Anderson beat Hendo, Franklinx2, Griffin, Marquart, and Maia they must all be cans, cause like people around these parts like to say... "He ain't nvr beet nobuddy dur'hur!" Brock lost to a heel hook from Mir he MUST be overrated. I mean listen to all the "he didn't deserve to be here cuzz hes a wwe washout dur'hur!" Fedor lost to a triangle from an expert level BJJ artist after maybe 10 years of beating everyone else...so he must have a padded record from fighting all those nobodies right. Certainly if you listen to these wagon hopping nut hugging fans "He only fought a bunch of cans dur'hur!" ONE loss on your record? You suck and are a can, period. Even if only a moron or a hater would actually believe such a retarded idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony08 Posted October 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 It pains me to say this and if anyone is going to say it' date=' I guess I should be the one... BrewMMA, you _ _ _ _! You know I like you.[/quote'] It had to be you.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KungFuMaster Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 One thing you forgot to mention: One of the fighters on the main event tomorrow already suck. Win or lose, he sucks hard.................harder than Jenna Jameson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 One thing you forgot to mention: One of the fighters on the main event tomorrow already suck. Win or lose' date=' he sucks hard.................harder than Jenna Jameson.[/quote'] JJ FTW. Dam im a sucker........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KungFuMaster Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 JJ FTW. Dam im a sucker........... Her throat shots are awesome..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Her throat shots are awesome..... Is this from experience ??? Or just what Tito told you ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KungFuMaster Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Is this from experience ??? Or just what Tito told you ??? From VHS tapes.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony08 Posted October 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 From VHS tapes.. The girl has skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony08 Posted October 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2010 Brock sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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