Early_Cuyler Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 When you wake up sore from sleeping! (This actually happened to me today, literally my shoulders and upper back are killing me from doing nothing more than sleeping) and im not even 30 yet....****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pro_Boxer Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 When you wake up sore from sleeping! (This actually happened to me today' date=' literally my shoulders and upper back are killing me from doing nothing more than sleeping) and im not even 30 yet....****![/quote'] When the hair on your head is receding and the hair in your nose and ears is exceeding.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Early_Cuyler Posted November 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 When the hair on your head is receding and the hair in your nose and ears is exceeding.. When making it to the bathroom on time is a personal accomplishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TYRONEWAYNESMITH Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 When you think your to old to go clubbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KungFuMaster Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 When bending down to pick up something becomes a hassle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pro_Boxer Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 When making it to the bathroom on time is a personal accomplishment. I heard a song from my prom on a classic rock station this morning.. love bites by Def leppard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Early_Cuyler Posted November 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 When sex becomes an activity that you want to finish as soon as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pro_Boxer Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 When sex becomes an activity that you want to finish as soon as possible. Cmon honey leno is on...Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Early_Cuyler Posted November 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 Cmon honey leno is on...Haha I don't even know if i want to have sex when im 50...I know damn well im not gonna have a good body at 50, and she's not gonna have a good body at 50,...It;s just gonna be a mess of loose skin and moth ball stench. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uaquin Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 When you wake up sore from sleeping! (This actually happened to me today' date=' literally my shoulders and upper back are killing me from doing nothing more than sleeping) and im not even 30 yet....****![/quote'] lol trust me it only gets worse. Signs you're getting old: You go to a strip club and feel uncomfortable because the strippers are not that much older than your daughter/nieces. You and your buddies get together and talk about "the good old days". The instant the phrase "when I was your age" comes out of your mouth. You can identify with your father's points of view on life and find you are starting to sound like him. You go to your 20th HS reunion and wonder what he hell are all these fat, bald,middle aged people doing here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Early_Cuyler Posted November 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 lol trust me it only gets worse. Signs you're getting old: You go to a strip club and feel uncomfortable because the strippers are not that much older than your daughter/nieces. You and your buddies get together and talk about "the good old days". The instant the phrase "when I was your age" comes out of your mouth. You can identify with your father's points of view on life and find you are starting to sound like him. You go to your 20th HS reunion and wonder what he hell are all these fat' date=' bald,middle aged people doing here.[/quote'] I did my 10 year reunion recently and it was awful...Everybody having kids and whatnot, makes you wonder where the hell the time went. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uaquin Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 I did my 10 year reunion recently and it was awful...Everybody having kids and whatnot' date=' makes you wonder where the hell the time went.[/quote'] 20 year was even worse. The hot chicks are no longer hot, The jocks are all fat and the nerds everyone made fun of are all now rich. The only real constant I found was the pot heads are still pot heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Early_Cuyler Posted November 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 20 year was even worse. The hot chicks are no longer hot' date=' The jocks are all fat and the nerds everyone made fun of are all now rich. The only real constant I found was the pot heads are still pot heads.[/quote'] I was none of the above so maybe I still have a chance...I doubt it, but im gonna hold out hope anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trinimmaman Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 The day kids start calling you mister. I dread this day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Early_Cuyler Posted November 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 When you go swimming and see the difference between the 40 year olds and the 18 year olds and realize your closer to 40 than 18. This just happened to me also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 When making it to the bathroom on time is a personal accomplishment. Hahaha When sex becomes an activity that you want to finish as soon as possible. hahaha The day kids start calling you mister. I dread this day... Thats when you show them the back of your hand. l When you go swimming and see the difference between the 40 year olds and the 18 year olds and realize your closer to 40 than 18. This just happened to me also. Dam im 27 and the future looks bleak reading this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibberish Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 shinsplint, we're just hitting our prime man. we don't have anything to worry about yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 shinsplint' date=' we're just hitting our prime man. we don't have anything to worry about yet.[/quote'] I hear ya man. Its just wierd. Most my mates are either married or engagaed and have kids.. While im happily single. I had a 10 year school reunion a month or so ago and by geez some people were full on bald and looked prehistoric. IMO its the best time when you have a good jod and can live the single life and can party hard. Not time to settle just yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMB Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 When you wake up sore from sleeping! (This actually happened to me today' date=' literally my shoulders and upper back are killing me from doing nothing more than sleeping) and im not even 30 yet....****![/quote'] When you see your younger cousin/sibling, who you remember being born, and they are 6'4 280 and you are like "WTF?! When did that happen?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 When you see your younger cousin/sibling' date=' who you remember being born, and they are 6'4 280 and you are like "WTF?! When did that happen?!"[/quote'] Or when you start checking out your 18 year old cousins friends when your nearly 10 years older then them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Early_Cuyler Posted November 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 Or when you start checking out your 18 year old cousins friends when your nearly 10 years older then them. I adopted the seven year rule when i turned 28...Though im sure that will change as I get older Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 I adopted the seven year rule when i turned 28...Though im sure that will change as I get older Hahaha. Well that sounds like it can work.. And 7 below means 20 is the cutoff so im sweet. And you will cross the rule change when you see fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Early_Cuyler Posted November 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 Hahaha. Well that sounds like it can work.. And 7 below means 20 is the cutoff so im sweet. And you will cross the rule change when you see fit. It will always be at 21...So each year I get older it goes up one year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMB Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 Or when you start checking out your 18 year old cousins friends when your nearly 10 years older then them. That is perfectly acceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMB Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 I adopted the seven year rule when i turned 28...Though im sure that will change as I get older Half your age + 7? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Early_Cuyler Posted November 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 Half your age + 7? No, just 7 years younger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 It will always be at 21...So each year I get older it goes up one year Beautiful. That is perfectly acceptable. Sweet. I just felt old. But what the heck. I see 18 year olds at bars all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMB Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 Beautiful. Sweet. I just felt old. But what the heck. I see 18 year olds at bars all the time. Half your age + 7 is what is considered respectable to date. 18+ is legal so have at it imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweak Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 When random teenagers ask you to buy alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 Half your age + 7 is what is considered respectable to date. 18+ is legal so have at it imo. Well thats 20 and a whole half. Happy days ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 When random teenagers ask you to buy alcohol. Because they cant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 When you wake up sore from sleeping! (This actually happened to me today' date=' literally my shoulders and upper back are killing me from doing nothing more than sleeping) and im not even 30 yet....****![/quote'] lol ha ha that's funny man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 When you wake up sore from sleeping! (This actually happened to me today' date=' literally my shoulders and upper back are killing me from doing nothing more than sleeping) and im not even 30 yet....****![/quote'] yeah man this happens to me pretty often and I'm just shy of 29 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesoulpower Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 Why the **** would married people go to a high school reunion? Only purpose I see in going is to either A. Try and prove you are better then your classmates or B. Try to sleep with someone you didnt get the chance to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 Why the **** would married people go to a high school reunion? Only purpose I see in going is to either A. Try and prove you are better then your classmates or B. Try to sleep with someone you didnt get the chance to. Bro i had mt 10 year reuinion last month. I was suprised alot of people were married, even people in our grade married each other. And alot of the less attractive girls got attractive and are married with kids :mad: And some of the hot ladies at school got fugly. And from your post i went as B. And i still didnt get lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verJJ Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 You guys should invest in a 24 hour fitness membership, so maybe you'll wake up sore on purpose, not on accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 You guys should invest in a 24 hour fitness membership' date=' so maybe you'll wake up sore on purpose, not on accident.[/quote'] Why pay when you can get it for free ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KungFuMaster Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 When the drama and redundant turmoils of the forum no longer excites you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweak Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 Because they cant. The point is they think you look old enough to buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 The point is they think you look old enough to buy it. Oh my bad. I thought cause they are underage. shin just gives himself an uppercut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarberBeefcake Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 Oh my bad. I thought cause they are underage. shin just gives himself an uppercut. did you just refer to yourself in the third person?...............give yourself another uppercut:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shady_Champ Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 When your o this forum on a friday night instead of being at the bar dancing with some ****s When you got to a Parent teacher conference When you'd sooner jerk off then have sex with your woman When your me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinsplint Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 did you just refer to yourself in the third person?...............give yourself another uppercut:p Yep. I made a boo boo so i gave myself an uppercut. When your o this forum on a friday night instead of being at the bar dancing with some ****s When you got to a Parent teacher conference When you'd sooner jerk off then have sex with your woman When your me. DAM. And it doesnt get any better for you with Tito. j/k Have a stiff drink to relax Shady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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