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She was about 5'11", dark hair and a voice that could strip paint.

 

 

Bit of drunken Kick boxing on firday night, I lost. Right hook to the body. I'll be hurting for a while. Wicked fun but I need to stop fighting in HW when I am WW.

 

 

See the problem with this thread is all the craziest stuff is unremembered.

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I dont know the craziest but I do have some stories to share.

 

I was at my friends house a while ago when I was like 18' date=' and I had about 6 beers and 5 shots of vodka and I decided to wake up from a slumber and turn 2 pounds of ground beef into tiny hamburgers. Then I went back to bed without eating any.[/quote']

 

haha i have a story like that but didnt finish making them , soooo i had got pretty wasted and i decided to make a pizza and i got it in the oven ok and everthing then i guess i decided to pass out on the couch like 6ft away and when i woke up the whole house was full of smoke and my pizza was on ****in fire and it sucked took like 24 hours to air out my house

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I dont know the craziest but I do have some stories to share.

 

I was at my friends house a while ago when I was like 18' date=' and I had about 6 beers and 5 shots of vodka and I decided to wake up from a slumber and turn 2 pounds of ground beef into tiny hamburgers. Then I went back to bed without eating any.[/quote']

 

haha i have a story like that but didnt finish making them ' date=' soooo i had got pretty wasted and i decided to make a pizza and i got it in the oven ok and everthing then i guess i decided to pass out on the couch like 6ft away and when i woke up the whole house was full of smoke and my pizza was on ****in fire and it sucked took like 24 hours to air out my house[/quote']

 

I had a similar experience to your guys' experiences!

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Oh my god' date=' last night I actually did something VERY crazy! I called my mom, (she was out) and told her to bring me home a burger. Then I proceeded to make 2 plates of nachos and passed out before she got home.. I love burgers, I woke up n was like "damnnnn... I musta fell asleep.."[/quote']

 

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I do recall waking up one morning, upside down in bed, blinds open, stark naked, (great view from neighbouring appartments), bit of road work stuff, 6 pack broken and the beers lying on the floor, something buring away in the oven. Front door wide open and a mate mobile in my pocket. Oh and a vast collection of bruising.

 

Not sure exactly what happened but I am willing to bet it was a little crazy.

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Me and a buddy snuck into the employee cafeteria at Sunset Station in Las Vegas for a free meal because the bar we were at closed their kitchen early. We were hammered and just up the road from the casina. My buddy says "Damn where should we go? It's late and I don't feel like I can drive. I said "Well I used to work as a temp down at the Station Casino, it's right down the road, we could go eat for free at their employee cafeteria." We were both drunk so it seemed like a good idea. So we went down, let ourselves in thru the employee entrance to the maze of hallways that lead to all the offices and employee areas and after what seemed like an eternity found the cafeteria. We got in line laded up our plates, order a couple steaks from the cook, and as were waiting a security guard comes up and says "Hey how you guys doin?" "Good", we replied. "Are you guys employees?" he asks kind of suspiciously. We were in street clothes and usually anybody back there is in uniform, but all the temp employees wear their own clothes and usually work late at night helping the slot techs move machines and change out locks and stuff so it's not THAT unusual to see them in there. "We're temp employees", I tell him. "Oh who do you work for?" he asks. "priority staffing", I respond with a level of confidence I never would have had sober. Then he he asks a question with a look on his face like he's got us cornered; "What department?", and my buddy responds "Slot tech". The guy pauses for a moment, then says "Alright, have a good one guys." and walks off. Me and my buddy share a quick look like "I can't believe that just worked." SO we go sit down eat absolutely as fast as possible, grabbed a donut for the road and got the heck out of there. When we got outside and laughed our ***** off, smoked a joint then went back to the bar.

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was coming home from a metallica concert but passed out in an abanded train yard for a few hours.......came to with dirt and twigs all over me.......got home around 3 am where i proceeded to go into my roommates bedroom and throw up all over his bed........he was not impressed.....and i couldn't stop laughing:D

 

lol after i went to see megadeth once, afterwards i ended up drinking, and then woke up i =n a puddle of garbage :D

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was coming home from a metallica concert but passed out in an abanded train yard for a few hours.......came to with dirt and twigs all over me.......got home around 3 am where i proceeded to go into my roommates bedroom and throw up all over his bed........he was not impressed.....and i couldn't stop laughing:D

 

Which reminds me, crashing at a mates I wake in the middle of the night and threw up in his waste paper bin.

 

Thinking that was close I go back to sleep.

 

woke up few hours leter and had to go, so I leave.

 

Few hours later I get a call the bin was sitting in direct sun light until he woke up at 1pm.

I laughed my **** off.

 

Then he told me the bin was made of mesh.

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me and a buddy snuck into the employee cafeteria at sunset station in las vegas for a free meal because the bar we were at closed their kitchen early. We were hammered and just up the road from the casina. My buddy says "damn where should we go? It's late and i don't feel like i can drive. I said "well i used to work as a temp down at the station casino' date=' it's right down the road, we could go eat for free at their employee cafeteria." we were both drunk so it seemed like a good idea. So we went down, let ourselves in thru the employee entrance to the maze of hallways that lead to all the offices and employee areas and after what seemed like an eternity found the cafeteria. We got in line laded up our plates, order a couple steaks from the cook, and as were waiting a security guard comes up and says "hey how you guys doin?" "good", we replied. "are you guys employees?" he asks kind of suspiciously. We were in street clothes and usually anybody back there is in uniform, but all the temp employees wear their own clothes and usually work late at night helping the slot techs move machines and change out locks and stuff so it's not that unusual to see them in there. "we're temp employees", i tell him. "oh who do you work for?" he asks. "priority staffing", i respond with a level of confidence i never would have had sober. Then he he asks a question with a look on his face like he's got us cornered; "what department?", and my buddy responds "slot tech". The guy pauses for a moment, then says "alright, have a good one guys." and walks off. Me and my buddy share a quick look like "i can't believe that just worked." so we go sit down eat absolutely as fast as possible, grabbed a donut for the road and got the heck out of there. When we got outside and laughed our ***** off, smoked a joint then went back to the bar.[/quote']

 

lmao

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I banged my flatmates sister in his bed and came on his pillow...

 

When he got home i high tailed it and watch him put his head on the pillow.

 

Was funny as....

 

And just to rub it in i drunk his scotch.

 

To this day he doesnt know about his sister but was sus over the pillow.

 

remind me never to let you drink at my place:p;)

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Which reminds me' date=' crashing at a mates I wake in the middle of the night and threw up in his waste paper bin.

 

Thinking that was close I go back to sleep.

 

woke up few hours leter and had to go, so I leave.

 

Few hours later I get a call the bin was sitting in direct sun light until he woke up at 1pm.

I laughed my **** off.

 

Then he told me the bin was made of mesh.[/quote']

 

yum:p

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one time i was at a homies house and i woke in the middle of the night and had to pinch one off, so i go into the bathroom lock the door and what messed me up is that the bathroom had two doors so somehow i lock both doors and exit the bathroom, i get a call that day at work (because i left before everyone woke up) and they tell me not only did i lock both doors but i didnt flush the toilet either i laughed so hard

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I banged my flatmates sister in his bed and came on his pillow...

 

When he got home i high tailed it and watch him put his head on the pillow.

 

Was funny as....

 

And just to rub it in i drunk his scotch.

 

To this day he doesnt know about his sister but was sus over the pillow.

 

HAhahahah. Did you come on his pillow on purpose, or was it just a lucky shot?

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one time i was at a homies house and i woke in the middle of the night and had to pinch one off' date=' so i go into the bathroom lock the door and what messed me up is that the bathroom had two doors so somehow i lock both doors and exit the bathroom, i get a call that day at work (because i left before everyone woke up) and they tell me not only did i lock both doors but i didnt flush the toilet either i laughed so hard[/quote']

 

That's a good one. I like that.

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I banged my flatmates sister in his bed and came on his pillow...

 

When he got home i high tailed it and watch him put his head on the pillow.

 

Was funny as....

 

And just to rub it in i drunk his scotch.

 

To this day he doesnt know about his sister but was sus over the pillow.

lol have you ever seen american pie, where i comes in the beer, and the guy drinks it......i did that to a friend:D:D

 

we called him ball breath for years

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lol have you ever seen american pie' date=' where i comes in the beer, and the guy drinks it......i did that to a friend:D:D

 

we called him ball breath for years[/quote']

 

Hahah gold.

 

I P-ed in a can of jim beam black and mixed it with coke at a party years ago and swapped the can to some guy for a beer.

 

He was heaving for ages and his mate tried going me !!!

 

Was funny as...

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I get so weird when im drunk... most people worry about gettin laid but I get so chill that Id rather hand out with my buddies than get some *****.

 

I do the same, rarely pick up when drunk.

 

Only times I do is when it is plainly obvious all I need to say to her is "lets go", and so I say "lets go" then we go. And yes this is a very rare situ.

 

I just couldn't be arsed most of the time.

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I do the same' date=' rarely pick up when drunk.

 

Only times I do is when it is plainly obvious all I need to say to her is "lets go", and so I say "lets go" then we go. And yes this is a very rare situ.

 

I just couldn't be arsed most of the time.[/quote']

 

I like to harrass chicks with BF's at clubs just cause the guys get real mad.

 

I think its hilarious.

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One time i went to a house warming party...

 

Was a real plush pad....

 

But the owner was a real tool.

 

After the party was in full swing and everybody was partying on the back patio and pool, me and a buddy thought we would take ourselves on a tour of their house.

 

We racked all the booze from the bar in the house, checked out his daughters underwear, and put some laxettes in his scotch....

 

As a parting gesture i took a dump in the masterbedrooms bed and covered it up it over with the blanket..

 

While my buddy P-ed in their basin with the plug in and also P-ed in the bowl of punch.

 

To this day they dont know who did it.

 

We still look back and laugh about it.

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One time i went to a house warming party...

 

Was a real plush pad....

 

But the owner was a real tool.

 

After the party was in full swing and everybody was partying on the back patio and pool' date=' me and a buddy thought we would take ourselves on a tour of their house.

 

We racked all the booze from the bar in the house, checked out his daughters underwear, and put some laxettes in his scotch....

 

As a parting gesture i took a dump in the masterbedrooms bed and covered it up it over with the blanket..

 

While my buddy P-ed in their basin with the plug in and also P-ed in the bowl of punch.

 

To this day they dont know who did it.

 

We still look back and laugh about it.[/quote']

 

Your a piece of crap eh?

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Why do you do all this stuff? Does it make you feel good to get people back for things that have happened to you? You seem like a real treat to be around.

 

Bro the guy got what he deserved.

 

This was some years ago tho.

 

Ive done far worse.

 

So your saying you never did anything outragous or funny in your youth ???

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Bro the guy got what he deserved.

 

This was some years ago tho.

 

Ive done far worse.

 

So your saying you never did anything outragous or funny in your youth ???

 

I don't know man. I've done some stupid things, but I've never pissed in someone's drink or **** in their bed. That is just messed up.

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Well lucky it wasnt your bed or your drink then....

 

Heaven knows how you would react. :P

 

Yeah I'd be pissed. I'd probably over-react and try to smash a bottle over your head or something. So what did this guy do to you that warranted you ******** in his bed? Must of been pretty bad..

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Yeah I'd be pissed. I'd probably over-react and try to smash a bottle over your head or something. So what did this guy do to you that warranted you ******** in his bed? Must of been pretty bad..

 

Just a jerk and didnt like the fact that i shagged 1 of his daughters and was trying to with another.

 

Nothing major.

 

He surely would of had his suspicions it was me or one of my mates BUT he couldnt prove squat.

 

And by the time he would of realized, i was long gone... With his booze aswell. :D

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