IM4MMA Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 1.Talk about a huge breast! 2.Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3.It's Cool Whip time! 4.If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5.That's one terrific spread! 6.I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7.Are you ready for seconds yet? 8.Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9.Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10.Don't play with your meat. Rest after the jump. 11.Just spread the legs open & stuff it in. 12.Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13.I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14.You still have a little bit on your chin. 15.How long will it take after you stick it in? 16.You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17.Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18.That's the biggest one I've ever seen! So who's got Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatality911 Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 1.Talk about a huge breast!2.Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3.It's Cool Whip time! 4.If I don't undo my pants' date=' I'll burst! 5.That's one terrific spread! 6.I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7.Are you ready for seconds yet? 8.Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9.Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10.Don't play with your meat. Rest after the jump. 11.Just spread the legs open & stuff it in. 12.Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13.I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14.You still have a little bit on your chin. 15.How long will it take after you stick it in? 16.You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17.Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18.That's the biggest one I've ever seen! So who's got[/quote'] This was fun to wake up to, lol. Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRedScare Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 You got that text too, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 lol that's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IM4MMA Posted November 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 You got that text too' date=' huh?[/quote'] yeah, figured alot of people did, just wanted to share it with everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshdfs Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm sticking my **** in the mashed potatoes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDevil Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 This Turkey sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IM4MMA Posted November 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 This Turkey sucks I hate Turkey! I always go and get a honey baked ham. Today I wasted 1 hour 20 minutes standing in line waiting for 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRedScare Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 I hate Turkey! I always go and get a honey baked ham. Today I wasted 1 hour 20 minutes standing in line waiting for 1 lol, ouch, they should have projected 'a christmas story' on the wall, like in an airplane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KungFuMaster Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 Very nice and refreshing, IM4MMA. I will use some of these tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP24 Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 1.Talk about a huge breast!8.Its a little dry' date=' do you still want to eat it? 10.Don't play with your meat. 11.Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.[/quote'] Hahahahahahaha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trinimmaman Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 When exactly is thanksgiving anyway??? Cool WHip... haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTerribleWilliamson Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 How do you re-sleeve a whoore? Stick a leg lamb up her **** and pull out the bone. This really has nothing to do with the topic but a tipsy Scottish man told me this joke last night and I thought it was disgusting enough to share with you all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRIDEneverDIED Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 "shut the **** up and let me enjoy my Thanksgiving" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IM4MMA Posted November 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 "shut the **** up and let me enjoy my Thanksgiving" by all means, I want everyone to have a nice day tomorrow!!!!! I will shut the **** up all day tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pro_Boxer Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 Here's one I thought of." You want me to reach in there and pull the insides out " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatality911 Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 Here's one I thought of." You want me to reach in there and pull the insides out " That's something Ted Bundy would say at Thanksgiving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRIDEneverDIED Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 by all means' date=' I want everyone to have a nice day tomorrow!!!!! I will shut the **** up all day tomorrow.[/quote'] i was just giving an example of a naughty thing you get to say on thanksgiving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IM4MMA Posted November 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 i was just giving an example of a naughty thing you get to say on thanksgiving I know, I thought it was funny. just playing with ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibberish Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 hey grandpa.........i heard you and aunt loretta(grandma's sister) had a fling back in the summer of '63. does grandma know?..........no..........she's about to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerChamp Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 good read! i'll add #21 - I was going to wait a couple more minutes before I pull it out, just to make sure it is done #22 - Talk about a mouthful! #23 - I didn't know you could cram all of that in your mouth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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