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I'm gonna stick with the threads original intention.

 

So, erm, BEG, erm (stay cool Happy, stay cool, just remember those lines you practised), I was just wondering what your real name is, because last night, in my dreams I could only call you sweetheart. (Oh, that's the magic right there, she'll be putty in your hands). I always thought you were Canadian, but you must be Jamaican, cause baby Jamaican me crazy. (Any second now and JJW is history!) You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime. Little bit cheeky, but she's clearly warming to me. Now for the clincher! Let's take a shower together -- you smell.

 

 

 

 

 

Wait, where are you going, come back....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh bugger!

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I'm gonna stick with the threads original intention.

 

So' date=' erm, BEG, erm (stay cool Happy, stay cool, just remember those lines you practised), I was just wondering what your real name is, because last night, in my dreams I could only call you sweetheart. (Oh, that's the magic right there, she'll be putty in your hands). I always thought you were Canadian, but you must be Jamaican, cause baby Jamaican me crazy. (Any second now and JJW is history!) You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime. Little bit cheeky, but she's clearly warming to me. Now for the clincher! Let's take a shower together -- you smell.

 

 

 

 

 

Wait, where are you going, come back....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh bugger!

 

Awwwe...Hamer...you had me until the you smell part.

 

Soooooo close baby!

 

haha!

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babygirl? :confused: more like auntie. she is the mother figure around these parts :D

 

You need mothering - cause JJW sure as hell doesn't.

 

And if that is the case - then everyone on here will have a whole heck of a lot of Mommy issues! I'm probably not the best person for that role...seriously. :)

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you aren't good looking.

 

I bet you're fat..

 

Nobody on here said I was good looking - least of all me.

 

But, if you wanna put your money where your BIG mouth is...why don't you post a pic of YOURSELF on here?

 

I would be willing to bet that at the very least, my ugly *** is STILL better looking than yours.

 

This is a thread made in fun - I didn't make the damn thing.

 

If you wanna be a prick - go somewhere else.

 

It's clear you don't like me, and I don't give a crap either way.

 

Oh - and I am the furthest thing from fat. Idiot.

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You need mothering - cause JJW sure as hell doesn't.

 

And if that is the case - then everyone on here will have a whole heck of a lot of Mommy issues! I'm probably not the best person for that role...seriously. :)

 

 

are you saying you are into flirting with your son?

 

or that you are a ****** cougar? ;)

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Nobody on here said I was good looking - least of all me.

 

But' date=' if you wanna put your money where your BIG mouth is...why don't you post a pic of YOURSELF on here?

 

I would be willing to bet that at the very least, my ugly *** is STILL better looking than yours.

 

This is a thread made in fun - I didn't make the damn thing.

 

If you wanna be a prick - go somewhere else.

 

It's clear you don't like me, and I don't give a crap either way.

 

Oh - and I am the furthest thing from fat. Idiot.[/quote']

 

 

The can of whoop-*** has been opened.:P

 

I'd flirt with ya BEG, but it beer oclock on Friday and I can't multitask.

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