KRYME Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 So you are chosen to compete against 9 other people. All ten of you are locked in a standard Home Depot, that is dark except the emergency lights above the exits. The goal is to kill one another to become the last man standing, last person alive gets to leave. You are allowed to choose 3 pieces of equipment to aid you. Anything with a bar-code counts as one piece of equipment, for example, if you choose a nail gun, then a container of nails will be needed, so that would equal two pieces of equipment. If the equipment needs something to operate, like gas or batteries, the second thing will count as an item. You can use only the equipment you choose, no scalping from dead guys. What three weapons would you choose, and what would be your strategy? Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarberBeefcake Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 big hunting knife...12 gauge shotgun.....box of bullets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leiting Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Item 1: A bottle of Coca-Cola classic Item 2: A mini flash light Item 3: A lawn chair Strategy: I sit down in my lawn chair and open a nice refreshing bottle of Coca-Cola Classic before I start to blink my mini flash light which attracts other warriors. When they show up to do harm to me I merely destroy them with the greatest weapon in the store...I watched Bas Rutten instructional videos; obviously my body is now a lethal weapon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mast0don Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Hand Saw, Wood, and a Bucket of Paint. I took woodshop in Middle School. I'd make a sculpture, offer it to them, while they're distracted, bash in their ****ing skull with the bucket of paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little_Kang Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 my plan is devious. Since its only the emergency lights I'll tie the wire at the bottom of each row. In front of the wire I'll place a row of nails so when they fall they will get distracted by the pain long enough for me to bash there skulls in with a rockforge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRYME Posted January 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 big hunting knife...12 gauge shotgun.....box of bullets they have shotguns and ammo at home depot? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarberBeefcake Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 they have shotguns and ammo at home depot? :confused: at the home depot's i go to they sure do!!!............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mast0don Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 at the home depot's i go to they sure do!!!............ That's..........interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaySmartGE Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Duct tape, scissors and shiskebab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRYME Posted January 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 at the home depot's i go to they sure do!!!............ :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mast0don Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 This made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mast0don Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 This made me laugh. Was supposed to quote KRYME, stupid computer.:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarberBeefcake Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 That's..........interesting. :eek: lol.........i ****ed up..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISCIPLE_ Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Riding lawnmower an ax and a hard hat. If nothing else is look the most badass.let's joust mother****ers...o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little_Kang Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 question is does one box of shell count as one item or can you go back to refill afterwards? If it's the first, I merely have to hope you have a crappy shot and waste the box on everyone else and can we steal dead opponents weapons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRYME Posted January 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Was supposed to quote KRYME' date=' stupid computer.:mad:[/quote'] I deleted it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eski_north Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 an axe, and glow sticks and sone steel plating for a sheild Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mast0don Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 I deleted it lol Aw, I thought that was hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little_Kang Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 someone should sell this idea to microsoft for an xbox arcade game lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRIDEneverDIED Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 someone should sell this idea to microsoft for an xbox arcade game lol kind of already been done...i forget the name but your trapped in a mall and you gotta kill zombies or something with whatever you can find...i think its like dead rising or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRedScare Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 Electric leaf blower mwahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRYME Posted January 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 question is does one box of shell count as one item or can you go back to refill afterwards? If it's the first' date=' I merely have to hope you have a crappy shot and waste the box on everyone else and can we steal dead opponents weapons?[/quote'] each box has a barcode so it counts as one item. and no stealing other peoples stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little_Kang Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 each box has a barcode so it counts as one item. and no stealing other peoples stuff perfect then definitely sticking to mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serb-1 Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 a hammer, a screwdriver and a rape whistle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pakapaka Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 a pepsi, a snickers and a blanket so i can hide under it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweak Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 One Large folding umbrella One Large fan One 64 piece Rachet set The plan Pointing the fan upwards too the roof, i'll use the umbrella to levitate my self above the isles of the store. Using the glowing of my opponents torches and other distracting object they maybe hold i will throw Rachets at them. Once i have knocked out each of my opponents i will drag them to the fan (I have removed the guard so the fan blade is exposed) and feed them into the fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaySmartGE Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 A flail, an ice pick and Miranda Kerr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riot_Act101 Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 my steven seagal pokemon, a rather large spork, and a rubber fist :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 and to seel my own wounds once the battle it over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eski_north Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 and to seel my own wounds once the battle it over... cause a chainsaw without gas helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 cause a chainsaw without gas helps good call... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweak Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 I think people i getting things that are a little too typical for this scenario. Everyone is going to have axes and maybe even some sort of automatic weapon. So you need to counter that. One large outdoor tent. One large can of Oil One box of matches I set the shop of fire, using the metal poles from the Tent set i fashion up some throwing spears. While everyone is panicing i clean house but impaling everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikmania Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 I think there is something wrong with Tweak.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Americana23 Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 1 Machete 1 4 Ft. section of a hefty-sized chain 1 Lamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juzie Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 a table (barricade/shield),binoculars (did i spell that right..just got home from a party bit drunk =S ) and a small throwable blade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanThePhoenix Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 Fire axe + sledgehammer + duct tape People who've played Dead Rising 2 will get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0xyg3n Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 utility knife, wrecker bar, hard hat. id be hiding near the bathroom, water fountain and vending machines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UMCMMA Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 The forklift along with an axe, and a box of 42 steak knives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven_McTowelie Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 Jackhammer plywood and some lyno I would dig the floor up in Home depot and make a nice 8 foot hole deep enough for a man not be able to get out. Then I would use my ply would to lay over the hole Then I would camoflauge the hole with the lyno preferrable same shade as the existing floor covering in Home depot Then I would let the fun ensue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMA_IS_LIFE Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 A huge box, a peice of wood and string. My plan? Set the box up on the wood like a trap and tie the string to the wood, and wait for guys to pass under it and BAM there trapped and slowly will die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFedornator Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 i'd just set the entire store on fire.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweak Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 i'd just set the entire store on fire.. Sounds good. I'd get: 1 Large Barrel (Fill it with water) 1 Funnel (Use as a snorkle) 1 Box of Matches (Set alight something flammable in the store) Then i just wait it out in my barrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentson Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 So you are chosen to compete against 9 other people. All ten of you are locked in a standard Home Depot' date=' that is dark except the emergency lights above the exits. The goal is to kill one another to become the last man standing, last person alive gets to leave. You are allowed to choose 3 pieces of equipment to aid you. Anything with a bar-code counts as one piece of equipment, for example, if you choose a nail gun, then a container of nails will be needed, so that would equal two pieces of equipment. If the equipment needs something to operate, like gas or batteries, the second thing will count as an item. You can use only the equipment you choose, no scalping from dead guys. What three weapons would you choose, and what would be your strategy? Discuss.[/quote'] As a former lowes employee the correct answer is a forklift. Ill knock over the isles like dominoes and crush all of my opponents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_boxing_myth Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 black paint, loudest thing, axe im assuming i get as much of the items selected as i want.....ill use the black paint and cover myself,my weapon and about 5 isle's since its dark, and im guessing real dark beacuse it doesnt let any light in.....ill get the loudest thing they have in the store and put it in places to lure my opponents....and the axe will finish the job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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