SledgehammerSev Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Just wondering if anyone here has incorporated MMA moves and sex lol any stories? I usually go for the double leg, then GNP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForcexrecoN Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 I'm very good at hammerfisting my **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristufa Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 WTF? :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SledgehammerSev Posted January 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 BJJ transitioning is the best skill to have for this Rear naked to mount for example Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 yeah .. I like to come in fast and press em up against the cage and work my dirty boxing ... while they work for double underhooks I toss 'em with a slick Judo throw and end up in side control from there I'll hammer down on them until they give me their back ... I get both hooks in and choke them unconscious ... unless they roll over and I'll move to the north-south position and grind one out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SledgehammerSev Posted January 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 yeah .. I like to come in fast and press em up against the cage and work my dirty boxing ... while they work for double underhooks I toss 'em with a slick Judo throw and end up in side control from there I'll hammer down on them until they give me their back ... I get both hooks in and choke them unconscious ... unless they roll over and I'll move to the north-south position and grind one out lol I just started bursting out laughing I would have to say id be going for the UD every time, grease up and UD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobercuban Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 lol I just started bursting out laughingI would have to say id be going for the UD every time' date=' grease up and UD [/quote'] ahh the joys of getting older haha when in doubt start with a headkick, work 'em with a stiff jab for a few rounds and end it with a devistating bodyshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHenry Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Donkey guard ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SledgehammerSev Posted January 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 Donkey guard ftw lol what is this Donkey Guard you speak of? PS im at work so no non work appropriate pics lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shady_Champ Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 I've won a lot with some good ground and pound. I was disqualified for an illegal (donkey)punch to the back of the head. I've also won a lot of matches Via triangle and I'm Awesome in the north south position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SledgehammerSev Posted January 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 North South position to standing guillotine, come out of it with an uppercut and takedown - mount, mounted triangle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GovernmentMule Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 WTF? :eek: ^ This. Buy some Vasoline. It will help. And put her in a triangle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toadstoolicious Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 No coaches when i fight. Like to do things on my own. Simple fight. Me, my opponent and referee in the ring. Usually starts with me on the guard. Love being on it. Dont like to pass, just yet. I like to take my time until the referee stands us up. Then opponent tries to TD but i got a good TDD so opponent gets a single and i counter with a TD of my own and move to north south position. Referee intervenes again due to lack of "action" and stands us up again with referee watching closely. Finish starting with clinch,TD, mount while dropping bombs, back mount with hammer fist from the back until opponent verbally taps. Hand raised though limp, smile for the winning pose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CainCarwin Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 Naked grapling with your girlfriend, works everytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duct_Tape Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 I do this the same way lyoto machida fights.- I stay on the outside. Circle. lots of faints, good headmovement. I wait for a good opportunity, then BAM...i strike with great speed ad power....so fast I am finished before she even knew i was there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrideFc43v3r Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 I come out like Fedor. 10 Year Marriage, so Fights are all title fights but only once a year. B-day-BJ ^^ After 6 months of sweet talking my opponent, My wife, since married so long has let herself go! so shes weighting in 600 lbs, 7"2". I Come in with a Phathom Overhead punch reckless yet effective, 9/10 times I stun the Beast. Clinch, Work some Dirty Boxing/Lots of Oil Checks, Big ***** falls, Normally finish with a Submission (making her call me Daddy) all inside of first 5 mins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khazaljj Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 I haven't used ALOT of BJJ in sex but I have to say my mind does always go there "Oh **** she's got me in guard, I gotta pass!". Alot of BJJ is about control and domination which is fine if the girl is also into, but kind of rape-y if she isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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